Shirley Someone
@shirleysomeone.bsky.social
Mischievous night owl 🏳️⚧️ Audhd
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What’s everybody reading to their cats today? @mariabamford.bsky.social Sure, I’ll Join Your Cult is my chosen survival guide of the day #booktok #catsofbluesky
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Camping outside H&R Block so I can get the best taxes
April 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Camping outside H&R Block so I can get the best taxes
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Games start back up tonight!
Phantom 👻 vs Mist 🗻 - 7pm ET
Laces 👟 vs Vinyl 🎵 - 8:15pm ET
Phantom 👻 vs Mist 🗻 - 7pm ET
Laces 👟 vs Vinyl 🎵 - 8:15pm ET
January 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Games start back up tonight!
Phantom 👻 vs Mist 🗻 - 7pm ET
Laces 👟 vs Vinyl 🎵 - 8:15pm ET
Phantom 👻 vs Mist 🗻 - 7pm ET
Laces 👟 vs Vinyl 🎵 - 8:15pm ET
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my pet peeve is choosing a gif from the library where the alt text is just something like “women standing by ocean” so I’M forced to clarify that it’s the Real Housewives of Salt Lake in formal caftans making shocked faces in their secret beach meeting after they learned Monica was Reality Von Tease
January 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
my pet peeve is choosing a gif from the library where the alt text is just something like “women standing by ocean” so I’M forced to clarify that it’s the Real Housewives of Salt Lake in formal caftans making shocked faces in their secret beach meeting after they learned Monica was Reality Von Tease
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This looks like a trap for Salt-N-Pepa.
January 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This looks like a trap for Salt-N-Pepa.
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Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
January 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
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TikTok is back… THANKS OBAMA
January 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
TikTok is back… THANKS OBAMA
@tallgirl6234.bsky.social It’s back on. Because he promised to do a thing. My tummy hurts.
January 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
@tallgirl6234.bsky.social It’s back on. Because he promised to do a thing. My tummy hurts.
Someone halp! Is this thing on? #tiktok
So everyone else's TikTok app suddenly working again?
Im SO skeptical here. What is happening.
#Tiktok #Tiktokban
Im SO skeptical here. What is happening.
#Tiktok #Tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Someone halp! Is this thing on? #tiktok
What’s everybody reading to their cats today? @mariabamford.bsky.social Sure, I’ll Join Your Cult is my chosen survival guide of the day #booktok #catsofbluesky
January 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
What’s everybody reading to their cats today? @mariabamford.bsky.social Sure, I’ll Join Your Cult is my chosen survival guide of the day #booktok #catsofbluesky
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Every family and child deserves to feel safe and secure in the place they call home.
Every resident of Illinois should know their rights.
I intend to protect those rights and ensure our state laws are followed.
Every resident of Illinois should know their rights.
I intend to protect those rights and ensure our state laws are followed.
January 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Every family and child deserves to feel safe and secure in the place they call home.
Every resident of Illinois should know their rights.
I intend to protect those rights and ensure our state laws are followed.
Every resident of Illinois should know their rights.
I intend to protect those rights and ensure our state laws are followed.
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what abt people with hemorrhoids and other butthome deformities are they exempt?
January 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
what abt people with hemorrhoids and other butthome deformities are they exempt?
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BREAKING TIKTOK NEWS: Meta has purchased tiktok and will make everyone scan their buttholes with their ai identity detection software in order to access their accounts when they reopen on Monday morning.
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
BREAKING TIKTOK NEWS: Meta has purchased tiktok and will make everyone scan their buttholes with their ai identity detection software in order to access their accounts when they reopen on Monday morning.
It’s a good night to donate to @trevorproject.bsky.social for all the scared queer kids out there who just lost TikTok / sometimes their only lifeline give.thetrevorproject.org/campaign/654...
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January 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It’s a good night to donate to @trevorproject.bsky.social for all the scared queer kids out there who just lost TikTok / sometimes their only lifeline give.thetrevorproject.org/campaign/654...
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I think what bothers me about The tiktok ban is how infantilizing it is. Like, they have control over the toys we use. Can't give us minimum wage, can change affordability, but they need to step in and make this decisions for us cuz it gives them the ick
January 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I think what bothers me about The tiktok ban is how infantilizing it is. Like, they have control over the toys we use. Can't give us minimum wage, can change affordability, but they need to step in and make this decisions for us cuz it gives them the ick
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw
January 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw
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Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
Exclusive: Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
More good news for those looking to exit Meta's social app ecosystem in favor of a more open alternative: An independent developer is building a
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January 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
I would rather go back to books than go back to instagram
January 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I would rather go back to books than go back to instagram
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ill take gen z seriously when they bring back meg ryan’s 90’s hairstyle
January 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
ill take gen z seriously when they bring back meg ryan’s 90’s hairstyle
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Zuckerberg’s gold chain and broccoli haircut makeover is amusing because he still can’t manage to escape looking like a haunted antique doll.
January 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Zuckerberg’s gold chain and broccoli haircut makeover is amusing because he still can’t manage to escape looking like a haunted antique doll.
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U.S. Mint Introduces New Controversial John Wilkes Booth Pennies
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January 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
U.S. Mint Introduces New Controversial John Wilkes Booth Pennies
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"Contrary to popular belief and what the salespeople at Brookstone and ad copy in Skymall will tell you, nobody in history has ever used a whiskey stone."
Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
Now that the season of good cheer is behind us, I feel I can bring up a serious and painful issue that unfortunately became a reality for me this y...
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January 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Contrary to popular belief and what the salespeople at Brookstone and ad copy in Skymall will tell you, nobody in history has ever used a whiskey stone."
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Midwest Peace Talks Shattered By Illinois Toll-Booth Bombing
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January 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Midwest Peace Talks Shattered By Illinois Toll-Booth Bombing
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I have never listened to voicemails. Are they any good
January 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I have never listened to voicemails. Are they any good