Shirley Someone
@shirleysomeone.bsky.social
Mischievous night owl 🏳️⚧️ Audhd
Not all heroes wear bras
April 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Not all heroes wear bras
My cat escaped his harness and I bralessly chased him through the neighborhood and tackled him in front of a school bus
April 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My cat escaped his harness and I bralessly chased him through the neighborhood and tackled him in front of a school bus
Thanks for your willingness to throw your hat in the ring!
April 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Thanks for your willingness to throw your hat in the ring!
It was the day after I put on my estrogen patch. Does anyone know when that was?
March 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
It was the day after I put on my estrogen patch. Does anyone know when that was?
It’s temporarily out of stock on the billionaire store
January 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
It’s temporarily out of stock on the billionaire store
When specifically do we need to stop?
January 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
When specifically do we need to stop?
I will think of this next time I step on multiple LEGO. And it will make me furious
January 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I will think of this next time I step on multiple LEGO. And it will make me furious
Reposted by Shirley Someone
my pet peeve is choosing a gif from the library where the alt text is just something like “women standing by ocean” so I’M forced to clarify that it’s the Real Housewives of Salt Lake in formal caftans making shocked faces in their secret beach meeting after they learned Monica was Reality Von Tease
January 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
my pet peeve is choosing a gif from the library where the alt text is just something like “women standing by ocean” so I’M forced to clarify that it’s the Real Housewives of Salt Lake in formal caftans making shocked faces in their secret beach meeting after they learned Monica was Reality Von Tease
If field hockey stick not cane why cane shape?
January 21, 2025 at 7:07 AM
If field hockey stick not cane why cane shape?
Same. Although I’ve recently discovered it’s hard to hit things with a collapsible cane
January 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Same. Although I’ve recently discovered it’s hard to hit things with a collapsible cane
Sending some queer love and support to you from IL. We need to be a more connected Midwest now.
January 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Sending some queer love and support to you from IL. We need to be a more connected Midwest now.
Unless they’re the trees from LOTR obvs.
January 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Unless they’re the trees from LOTR obvs.
May you merrily black out and unlock a new level
January 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
May you merrily black out and unlock a new level
For a good time throw your synthetic socks in the chiminae.
January 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
For a good time throw your synthetic socks in the chiminae.
My audhd read “as an autistic person, and not a good one” 🤭 and I was like, can’t wait to see where this is going
January 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
My audhd read “as an autistic person, and not a good one” 🤭 and I was like, can’t wait to see where this is going
This is very good clinical advice.
January 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This is very good clinical advice.
Debra you are our leader now
January 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Debra you are our leader now
I love leaving it up through February. Just long enough to make the neighbors consider a wellness check.
January 20, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I love leaving it up through February. Just long enough to make the neighbors consider a wellness check.