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Staying humble through self-sabotage
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Politicians be like "works on my machine"
January 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Ich wurde eben informiert, dass dir, Vaterland, doch schon zu viele gefallen sind, und das zu fallen am Opferhügel scheinbar doch umsonst zu sterben ist.
Ich bin entsetzt, und ich werde entsprechende Konsequenzen ziehen.
Sobald mein Mann aus dem Krieg zurückkehrt lass ich mich scheiden.
January 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
No new pictures where are you mentally.
January 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
My dearest children, I hope this message finds you like it leaves me: Under cold winter skies, freezing, but hopeful for warmer days.
Hope Ted Jrs return to school went well.
The government remains evil, and I will find a way to depose.
Always worried
Your father, Ted Sr.
January 8, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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We all have that one defiant homie who remains unbowed.
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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The only thing ChatGPT ever does.
August 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! (Ford Mustang comes ripping across the field at top speed)

Me reaping: Sorry, I can't reap today. I'm convalescing from my devastating farmyard hit and run.
December 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"Ja, wenn die uns die letzten Jobs weggenommen haben", Schluck vom Glühwein, der Blick verschwimmt, wegen den Chemtrails, "dann wirst du sehen, wo du bleibst", sage ich, setze mein gesamtes Vermögen auf einen Ghislaine-Pardon und füge hinzu: "Ich hoffe du landest auf der Straße, Lohnsklave!"
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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MOM: *pulls first rodeo out of my backpack* what the hell is this

ME: it-it's not mine i swear
December 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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The draw of cave diving is just a diverted impulse.
An effort to turn the potential harm of following the deeply rooted societal desire for the colonization of new wombs inward, to hurt only oneself and no one else in its pursuit.
May 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I wish I wasn't born yet. My spirit was made for the civil war of Space Elevator 113-6 in the 2360s.
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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when you're bullied in high schol for not fitting in:
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
You know, sometimes I feel like I was born too late. I wish I lived back in the day, when you could just hop on a freight train from Detroit with nothing but your tools and some clothes and get a job on a construction site and discover that the world is secretly controlled by libertarian aliens.
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I personally preferred microsoft Overwatch 500 Coins to its sequel
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Vorteile vom Leben in der Vorstadt:
- Mehr Platz
- Genug Kindergärten
- Träume beschützt vom fünfdimensionalen Minotaurus Franz-Josef (no relation)
Nachteile:
- Kein Kino in der Nähe
- schlechte Anbindung an den ÖPNV
- jenseits der perfekt geschnittenen Hecken lauert der Faschismus
October 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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hey man i’m not gonna be able to make it out tonight. the-yeah. the big truck from Duel is chasing me again. i know. look i’m sorry, okay.
October 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM