Brain Destroyer, MD
@pax.bsky.social
resident doctor. here 2 argue with strangers. 🧠✅
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i blame elon musk for this absolute disasterpiece of a post. i am very ambivalent about the whole surrogacy thing because i don’t understand it that well but I feel like even i can definitively say that this guy should not be handed a baby.
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i blame elon musk for this absolute disasterpiece of a post. i am very ambivalent about the whole surrogacy thing because i don’t understand it that well but I feel like even i can definitively say that this guy should not be handed a baby.
i love when dogs utilize pillows
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
i love when dogs utilize pillows
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last year i thought this was funny. these days i’m taking a shit with him
just saw satan taking a shit in the office bathroom. wonder what hes doing here, probably a meeting
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
last year i thought this was funny. these days i’m taking a shit with him
whoever is trying to replace Garfield with AI deserves to be quite literally tarred and feathered in the global village square.
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
whoever is trying to replace Garfield with AI deserves to be quite literally tarred and feathered in the global village square.
so many cats in baskets
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
so many cats in baskets
cat pounce on mans balls
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
cat pounce on mans balls
“hey the afib guy has afib”
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
“hey the afib guy has afib”
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when men like ross douthat say this, they’re usually just resentful that the interns aren’t hitting on them at the office
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
when men like ross douthat say this, they’re usually just resentful that the interns aren’t hitting on them at the office
watching the new “color out of space” movie, with one from 2019 with Nicholas cage. looks like a lovecraftican LL Bean commercial
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
watching the new “color out of space” movie, with one from 2019 with Nicholas cage. looks like a lovecraftican LL Bean commercial
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i’m NOT just a waste of space. i’m also a waste of time and energy
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i’m NOT just a waste of space. i’m also a waste of time and energy
Jack the cat in his basket
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Jack the cat in his basket
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the shoulders are the ass cheeks of the arms
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
the shoulders are the ass cheeks of the arms
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if the defense needs an expert witness i've tested sandwich rotational speed extensively and can say horizontal velocity is not a significant factor in their coherence until you reach 30+ RPM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
if the defense needs an expert witness i've tested sandwich rotational speed extensively and can say horizontal velocity is not a significant factor in their coherence until you reach 30+ RPM
addicted to mascarpone cheese
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
addicted to mascarpone cheese
our hospital has signs on the top of the overflow parking garage that residents frequently use saying basically “nooo don’t kill yourself someone cares about you text this number etc” with a sad Alegria art lady.
imagine the last thing you see being fucking alegria. powerful suicide deterrent
imagine the last thing you see being fucking alegria. powerful suicide deterrent
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
our hospital has signs on the top of the overflow parking garage that residents frequently use saying basically “nooo don’t kill yourself someone cares about you text this number etc” with a sad Alegria art lady.
imagine the last thing you see being fucking alegria. powerful suicide deterrent
imagine the last thing you see being fucking alegria. powerful suicide deterrent
i do not have a baby to take care of. therefore, I will take care of every single old person
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i do not have a baby to take care of. therefore, I will take care of every single old person
cat sitting. she fell in the Hole. 🕳️
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
cat sitting. she fell in the Hole. 🕳️
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The doctor says the pain shooting down my left arm is all the love inside me struggling to be contained
May 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The doctor says the pain shooting down my left arm is all the love inside me struggling to be contained
