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(oprah voice) YOU GET A MARPOLE, YOU GET A MARPOLE, YOU GET A MARPOLE
August 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
(oprah voice) YOU GET A MARPOLE, YOU GET A MARPOLE, YOU GET A MARPOLE
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Ilyoplax deschampsi dancing on a muddy bank around Ariake Sea, Japan.
有明海北部で見られるハラグクレチゴガニのウェービングです。
🦀🦑🧪
#crab #カニ #invertebrate
有明海北部で見られるハラグクレチゴガニのウェービングです。
🦀🦑🧪
#crab #カニ #invertebrate
May 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ilyoplax deschampsi dancing on a muddy bank around Ariake Sea, Japan.
有明海北部で見られるハラグクレチゴガニのウェービングです。
🦀🦑🧪
#crab #カニ #invertebrate
有明海北部で見られるハラグクレチゴガニのウェービングです。
🦀🦑🧪
#crab #カニ #invertebrate
Sharing so I remember to do this!
Fun fact: if you're buying from a creator on etsy, you can reduce their etsy selling fees from 6.5% to 2.5% by ordering via 'shopname.etsy.com' instead of 'etsy.com/shopname' or searching from the main site. It costs you the same but the creator makes more
May 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Sharing so I remember to do this!
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this is art, thank you peter dutton
May 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
this is art, thank you peter dutton
My god how has this been ten years. Lest we forget indeed
April 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
My god how has this been ten years. Lest we forget indeed
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Easter is just pastel Halloween.
April 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Easter is just pastel Halloween.
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Bully: Hey Columbia, gimme your lunch money.
Columbia: Here you go. (He'll leave us alone now, right?)
Bully: Gimme a year's lunch money, Columbia.
Columbia: OK, here you go.
Bully: Hey Harvard, gimme two year's lunch money.
Harvard: No.
Bully: Uh... that lunch money request was an accident.
Columbia: Here you go. (He'll leave us alone now, right?)
Bully: Gimme a year's lunch money, Columbia.
Columbia: OK, here you go.
Bully: Hey Harvard, gimme two year's lunch money.
Harvard: No.
Bully: Uh... that lunch money request was an accident.
April 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Bully: Hey Columbia, gimme your lunch money.
Columbia: Here you go. (He'll leave us alone now, right?)
Bully: Gimme a year's lunch money, Columbia.
Columbia: OK, here you go.
Bully: Hey Harvard, gimme two year's lunch money.
Harvard: No.
Bully: Uh... that lunch money request was an accident.
Columbia: Here you go. (He'll leave us alone now, right?)
Bully: Gimme a year's lunch money, Columbia.
Columbia: OK, here you go.
Bully: Hey Harvard, gimme two year's lunch money.
Harvard: No.
Bully: Uh... that lunch money request was an accident.
@cariad.bsky.social see, Eliot got a gift too!
April 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
@cariad.bsky.social see, Eliot got a gift too!
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For #MosaicMonday, one of the most personable crabs imaginable. He was in a delightful marine environment, probably around a lost figure of Neptune, under what is now Gloucester House in Dyer Street, Cirencester.
#AncientBlueSky 🏺
#AncientBlueSky 🏺
April 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
For #MosaicMonday, one of the most personable crabs imaginable. He was in a delightful marine environment, probably around a lost figure of Neptune, under what is now Gloucester House in Dyer Street, Cirencester.
#AncientBlueSky 🏺
#AncientBlueSky 🏺
Sometimes I get so mad that practising a skill makes me better at it.
I'm so good at reading about things, that should be enough! What do you mean I have to actually do it a bunch of times to be good at it?!
I'm so good at reading about things, that should be enough! What do you mean I have to actually do it a bunch of times to be good at it?!
April 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Sometimes I get so mad that practising a skill makes me better at it.
I'm so good at reading about things, that should be enough! What do you mean I have to actually do it a bunch of times to be good at it?!
I'm so good at reading about things, that should be enough! What do you mean I have to actually do it a bunch of times to be good at it?!
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The concept of April Fools seems increasingly outdated and quaint in an era of 'all lies all the time' ubermendacity.
We're trapped in Perma-April and all of us Fools, ad infinitum.
We're trapped in Perma-April and all of us Fools, ad infinitum.
April 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The concept of April Fools seems increasingly outdated and quaint in an era of 'all lies all the time' ubermendacity.
We're trapped in Perma-April and all of us Fools, ad infinitum.
We're trapped in Perma-April and all of us Fools, ad infinitum.
Whoops!
Apparently @sheridan.bsky.social and I have lived in Canada for five years as of a bit over a week ago... And we both entirely missed the anniversary of it
March 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Whoops!
Turns out not skiing for two years and then going to an unfamiliar mountain after a day of work and in foggy snowy weather is challenging, who could have foreseen this? (But I still got here and did some skiing, so I'm still calling it a win)
March 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Turns out not skiing for two years and then going to an unfamiliar mountain after a day of work and in foggy snowy weather is challenging, who could have foreseen this? (But I still got here and did some skiing, so I'm still calling it a win)
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People clinging to the idea that fascists can be converted if they’re reminded that fascism won’t serve their economic interests are still buying the ‘economic disenfranchisement’ narrative that helped them secure power.
Their interest all along was fascism.
Their interest all along was fascism.
February 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
People clinging to the idea that fascists can be converted if they’re reminded that fascism won’t serve their economic interests are still buying the ‘economic disenfranchisement’ narrative that helped them secure power.
Their interest all along was fascism.
Their interest all along was fascism.
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Men seem to be under the mistaken impression that women need them more than they need women, and the rage at childless cat ladies and women in the workplace is because it gives lie to that idea.
February 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Men seem to be under the mistaken impression that women need them more than they need women, and the rage at childless cat ladies and women in the workplace is because it gives lie to that idea.
Well that's interesting!
Brewing tea removes lead from water. High surface area of the tea leaves means they can adsorb toxic metals released by the boiling water. arstechnica.com/science/2025...
Brewing tea removes lead from water
High surface area of the tea leaves means they can adsorb toxic metals released by the boiling water.
arstechnica.com
February 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Well that's interesting!
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As a former robotics engineer, shut the fuck off, robots.
February 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
As a former robotics engineer, shut the fuck off, robots.
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I chatted to Amy Freeborn at Free Range History about sexy pilgrimage badges, because they are fun and I am fun and it is fun. Check it out:
freerangehistory.substack.com/p/what-happe...
freerangehistory.substack.com/p/what-happe...
What happens on medieval pilgrimage, stays on medieval pilgrimage
The idiom used by rugby teams, rock bands, and Las Vegas holidaymakers can also be applied to 14th and 15th century pilgrims on their religious journeys. We’ve got surviving souvenirs to show for it.
freerangehistory.substack.com
February 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I chatted to Amy Freeborn at Free Range History about sexy pilgrimage badges, because they are fun and I am fun and it is fun. Check it out:
freerangehistory.substack.com/p/what-happe...
freerangehistory.substack.com/p/what-happe...
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Aria rejected a song that remixed slurs from a workplace training video from being charted in Australia.
I was cynical about the song but it's very funny. www.garbageday.email/p/tumblr-use...
I was cynical about the song but it's very funny. www.garbageday.email/p/tumblr-use...
Tumblr users did something unhinged again
Read to the end for Baja Blast on toast
www.garbageday.email
February 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Aria rejected a song that remixed slurs from a workplace training video from being charted in Australia.
I was cynical about the song but it's very funny. www.garbageday.email/p/tumblr-use...
I was cynical about the song but it's very funny. www.garbageday.email/p/tumblr-use...
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“Today we were informed […] that if AP did not align its editorial standards with […] Trump’s executive order renaming the Gulf of Mexico […], AP would be barred from accessing an event in the Oval Office. This afternoon AP’s reporter was blocked” from attending the event www.theguardian.com/...
Associated Press barred from Oval Office for not using ‘Gulf of America’
Agency says its reporter wasn’t allowed into event in effort to ‘punish’ style guide on upholding use of Gulf of Mexico
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
“Today we were informed […] that if AP did not align its editorial standards with […] Trump’s executive order renaming the Gulf of Mexico […], AP would be barred from accessing an event in the Oval Office. This afternoon AP’s reporter was blocked” from attending the event www.theguardian.com/...
Look at these weird little gremlins
G is for Geosesarma.
Popular pets, some species were/are exploited by the aquarium trade before being described. Each has a small range in SE Asia, traversing freshwater and land. They hatch as minicrabs instead of larvae, and the mom keeps them safe for a few weeks!
#CrabAZ 🦀🧪🦑
Popular pets, some species were/are exploited by the aquarium trade before being described. Each has a small range in SE Asia, traversing freshwater and land. They hatch as minicrabs instead of larvae, and the mom keeps them safe for a few weeks!
#CrabAZ 🦀🧪🦑
February 8, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Look at these weird little gremlins
Absolutely this one. (There's plenty I don't know, but I know enough people who do and/or am very good at following instructions)
Let me open up my devices and fix my shit myself. I know how a battery works.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Absolutely this one. (There's plenty I don't know, but I know enough people who do and/or am very good at following instructions)
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I think this is really important.
October 6, 2023 at 8:28 PM
I think this is really important.
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Paraleptuca crassipes, found in a mangrove forest in Fiji.🦀
フィジーのマングローブ林にいたベニシオマネキです🦀
フィジーのマングローブ林にいたベニシオマネキです🦀
October 2, 2023 at 1:10 PM
Paraleptuca crassipes, found in a mangrove forest in Fiji.🦀
フィジーのマングローブ林にいたベニシオマネキです🦀
フィジーのマングローブ林にいたベニシオマネキです🦀