kyrla
@kyrla.bsky.social
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2026 YEAR OF ORGANISE (*BOTH DIMENSIONS)
once again thinking about steve reich's City Life
January 28, 2026 at 9:30 AM
once again thinking about steve reich's City Life
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Day two of the 2026 Formula 1 World Championship
January 27, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Day two of the 2026 Formula 1 World Championship
wake up babes time for your annual everybody forgetting why the doomsday clock was at a very calm seven minutes during the Cuban Missile Crisis (it was over before they had a chance to change it)
January 27, 2026 at 7:26 PM
wake up babes time for your annual everybody forgetting why the doomsday clock was at a very calm seven minutes during the Cuban Missile Crisis (it was over before they had a chance to change it)
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Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
January 27, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
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this is it. this was the last piece of the puzzle. i now have all i need to make a documentary that's so annoying and shitty that letterboxd turns off the ratings and reviews because they feel bad for me
[Schultz] Browns QB Shedeur Sanders has been added to the Pro Bowl roster as a replacement.
Sanders is the first 5th-round rookie to make a Pro Bowl since Puka Nacua. twitter.com/Schultz_Repo...
Sanders is the first 5th-round rookie to make a Pro Bowl since Puka Nacua. twitter.com/Schultz_Repo...
January 26, 2026 at 6:13 PM
this is it. this was the last piece of the puzzle. i now have all i need to make a documentary that's so annoying and shitty that letterboxd turns off the ratings and reviews because they feel bad for me
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via wiktionary
January 26, 2026 at 10:06 AM
via wiktionary
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too many people thinking about my fursona as a big stompy goth girl and not enough people thinking about my fursona standing on a highway and doing the Rhythm Heaven golf level to traffic
January 26, 2026 at 6:12 PM
too many people thinking about my fursona as a big stompy goth girl and not enough people thinking about my fursona standing on a highway and doing the Rhythm Heaven golf level to traffic
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Stafford got hit so hard he dropped loot and still got the first down
January 26, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Stafford got hit so hard he dropped loot and still got the first down
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I think we should probably discourage Gallagher from gambling in the future
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I think we should probably discourage Gallagher from gambling in the future
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(in russian) i will go to the casino and play foreign roulette
January 24, 2026 at 12:50 PM
(in russian) i will go to the casino and play foreign roulette
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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thinking about how the chinese trans community calls estrogen "debian install media"
January 22, 2026 at 6:59 PM
thinking about how the chinese trans community calls estrogen "debian install media"
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remember: trump is doing all this to distract you from Ilkeston's 'NatWest hole'
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Shock as bar added then removed from Ilkeston's 'NatWest hole'
Mock reviews had seen the hole ranked as a town's top attraction before the bar was added.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 9:18 AM
remember: trump is doing all this to distract you from Ilkeston's 'NatWest hole'
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 PM
TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
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wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
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Kyrla - Modern Technic (2022), 54:56, youtube/bandcamp
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Kyrla - Modern Technic (2022), 54:56, youtube/bandcamp
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Ornithologist Jack Baddams says the video is "really cool"
Imagine your house falls down one day and it's because a load of parakeets have been systematically eating your mortar
Parakeets feeding on Welwyn barn wall display Amazonian behaviour
Ornithologist Jack Baddams says the video is "really cool".
www.bbc.co.uk
January 20, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Ornithologist Jack Baddams says the video is "really cool"
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Comedy as the Treasury being asked to spend money is what finally causes us to break with Trump
Starmer turns away from Trump’s Board of Peace as US-UK tensions mount ft.trib.al/UFoNZ40
Starmer turns away from Trump’s Board of Peace as US-UK tensions mount
Prime minister unlikely to sign up to body that charges $1bn fee and includes Russian president, officials say
ft.trib.al
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Comedy as the Treasury being asked to spend money is what finally causes us to break with Trump
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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