Mike
@shaqapopolis.bsky.social
Padres/burritos/no longer A’s/IPA’s
Wake up people, team bidet!
Wake up people, team bidet!
Dear lord, I have seen what you have done for others and I want to
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dear lord, I have seen what you have done for others and I want to
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This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.
Super thread of greatness
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Super thread of greatness
I thought this was a picture of the sphere in Las Vegas. Argument still stands with headlights tho
Love not being able to see because headlights are bright as the surface of the sun
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I thought this was a picture of the sphere in Las Vegas. Argument still stands with headlights tho
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
Your socks they smell, your feet they stink
You never take a bath
Your nose it runs, you bust your buns
You always finish last
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
You never take a bath
Your nose it runs, you bust your buns
You always finish last
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
'Til now, I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Your socks they smell, your feet they stink
You never take a bath
Your nose it runs, you bust your buns
You always finish last
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
You never take a bath
Your nose it runs, you bust your buns
You always finish last
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
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An instant classic from @mikewattsonair.bsky.social.
"Dick rises to the occasion!"
Eric Dick with a couple of big saves to keep the #USL Championship Final tied in extra time
Eric Dick with a couple of big saves to keep the #USL Championship Final tied in extra time
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
An instant classic from @mikewattsonair.bsky.social.
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Should I go on Shark Tank with this
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Should I go on Shark Tank with this
Someone just told me they’d rather block my driveway than bump the car parked in front of them. It’s a bumper…BUMP!
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Someone just told me they’d rather block my driveway than bump the car parked in front of them. It’s a bumper…BUMP!
I don’t understand number 3, they are trying to sell you weed, they have a job!
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I don’t understand number 3, they are trying to sell you weed, they have a job!
The honorable Sleazy P. Martini
lol come on
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The honorable Sleazy P. Martini
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"He never gave hitters a moment to breathe — Jones pitched fast, crazy fast, impossibly fast, barely even waiting to get the ball back from the catcher before beginning his windup again."
The Sinkerball Wizard
A tribute to Randy Jones, who baffled hitters, defied logic, and somehow made the game move impossibly fast by pitching impossibly slow.
www.joeposnanski.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"He never gave hitters a moment to breathe — Jones pitched fast, crazy fast, impossibly fast, barely even waiting to get the ball back from the catcher before beginning his windup again."
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He has managed to use a real tuxedo to achieve the effect of a tuxedo print tshirt
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
He has managed to use a real tuxedo to achieve the effect of a tuxedo print tshirt
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this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
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"Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live."
-Mark Twain, from the 1893 essay "Taming the Bicycle", in which he learns how to ride a penny farthing
-Mark Twain, from the 1893 essay "Taming the Bicycle", in which he learns how to ride a penny farthing
For those wondering how you get on and off a penny-farthing.
*A guy walking by said to his companion, “That looks incredibly dangerous.” 😅
*A guy walking by said to his companion, “That looks incredibly dangerous.” 😅
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live."
-Mark Twain, from the 1893 essay "Taming the Bicycle", in which he learns how to ride a penny farthing
-Mark Twain, from the 1893 essay "Taming the Bicycle", in which he learns how to ride a penny farthing
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me every time MLB claims owners lost money
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
me every time MLB claims owners lost money
Since a lot of articles you had to dig deep. The 8 Democrat senators who voted with Republicans in favour of the deal were:
Tim Kaine, VA
Catharine Cortez Masto, NV
John Fetterman, PA
Maggie Hassan, NH
Dick Durbin, IL
Angus King, Independent, ME
Jeanne Shaheen, NH
Jacky Rosen, NV
Tim Kaine, VA
Catharine Cortez Masto, NV
John Fetterman, PA
Maggie Hassan, NH
Dick Durbin, IL
Angus King, Independent, ME
Jeanne Shaheen, NH
Jacky Rosen, NV
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Since a lot of articles you had to dig deep. The 8 Democrat senators who voted with Republicans in favour of the deal were:
Tim Kaine, VA
Catharine Cortez Masto, NV
John Fetterman, PA
Maggie Hassan, NH
Dick Durbin, IL
Angus King, Independent, ME
Jeanne Shaheen, NH
Jacky Rosen, NV
Tim Kaine, VA
Catharine Cortez Masto, NV
John Fetterman, PA
Maggie Hassan, NH
Dick Durbin, IL
Angus King, Independent, ME
Jeanne Shaheen, NH
Jacky Rosen, NV
Insert Lucy pulling back football
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Insert Lucy pulling back football
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The matchup we've been waiting for.
October 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The matchup we've been waiting for.