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abomination.computer
that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
you shouldn’t rake the leaves in your yard. the leaves act as habitats for beneficial insects and break down into nutrients that strengthen the soil
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m howling.
Recently, Clifford "Buzz" Grambo decided to upgrade his electric scooter. The old one he had purchased online only reached 16 mph and wasn't cutting it anymore. He needed to go faster to keep up with the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement cars he chases around Baltimore. So, Grambo bought a Segway MAX G3, which features a 2,000-watt motor and can get up to 28 mph. "The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was," he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. "They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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thedishwasher.bsky.social
Trading for Taylor Ward?

Ok

Trading Grayson Rodriguez?

Wow if you’re sure

Trading Grayson Rodriguez for Taylor Ward?

Oof

thedishwasher.blog/2025/11/19/g...
Grappling with the Grayson Rodriguez and Taylor Ward Trade
All offseason I have been saying that the Orioles need to pretend like Grayson Rodriguez doesn’t exist when planning for the 2026 season. Well last night Mike Elias said “I can do you one better th…
thedishwasher.blog
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
shanraisins.bsky.social
Getting my covid and flu shot. Just a fun reminder of how much our healthcare system sucks balls.
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
shanraisins.bsky.social
I can't explain it but this feels like the platonic ideal of a Mike Elias trade
sports.thebaltimorebanner.com Baltimore Banner Sports @sports.thebaltimorebanner.com · 5d
BREAKING: The Orioles are trading RHP Grayson Rodriguez to the Angels for OF Taylor Ward

Ward hit 36 home runs for Los Angeles in 2025. Rodriguez hasn't pitched in the big leagues since 2024
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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obscurevgs.bsky.social
Torneko: The Last Hope (Chunsoft/Matrix - PSX - 1999) obscurevideogames.tumblr.com/post/7988337...
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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bluestigma.bsky.social
It's not too late to vote for Cross in the poll! She's in the running to win the tournament arc!
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DO IT FOR HER (but it's my cute robot girl OC, Cross) To be quite honest, I've seen so many photoshops of this that I've genuinely forgotten what the original version of this scene looks like
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
shanraisins.bsky.social
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Two back to back posts of "Trump defends Saudi crown prince over question about killing of (Journalist) Khashoggi" and "Why Trump is surprisingly good at handling the Middle East by Richard Hanania"
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
shanraisins.bsky.social
I can't stop thinking about dungeon crawlers lately
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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newo1022.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
the last name of every sopranos character is sopranos. chris sopranos, adriana sopranos, furio sopranos, tony soprano sopranos, etc
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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unarmedoracle.bsky.social
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
them.us Them @them.us · 9d
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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destinythememe.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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wevegotmoviesign.bsky.social
Social media comments from Demi Lovato (ddlovato) stating “GET A JOB” and “STAY AWAY FROM HER”
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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sprawlhater.bsky.social
Oh you have to wake up 4 hours before everyone else in your time zone so that you can respond to emails? Skill issue. I never respond to emails. Checkmate
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
shanraisins.bsky.social
I'm hoping these hires mean Elias etc are happy to just let Albernaz do his thing rather than try to mold him into what they want for the org
afkostka.bsky.social Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 11d
The Orioles have their bench coach under Craig Albernaz. They are hiring Donnie Ecker, source confirms, as Balt Sun reported first.

Ecker overlapped with Albernaz with the Giants and is joining Baltimore from the Rangers
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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ixnoah.live
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump

the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
shanraisins.bsky.social
@rdein.bsky.social Happy birthday to a dear friend, I hope it is wonderful!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
shanraisins.bsky.social
I think it's awesome that my girlfriend will lose her healthcare because our country is fundamentally broken. Put me in a room with Chuck Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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ripperoni.com
I’m gonna miss him in a way
October 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
shanraisins.bsky.social
I have spent most of the morning watching a neighbor fruitlessly try to leaf blow leaves from their backyard while the wind actively blows the leaves still on the trees directly into the yard in tandem.
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
shanraisins.bsky.social
Roth makes it look a lot more eloquent but I've been saying this! As much as the world series always feels like a showdown for the soul of baseball, after 2 games it felt like anything was possible and nothing was a foregone conclusion.
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM