Shambolic Neutral
@shambolicneutral.bsky.social
Incorrigible Twitter pervert now over here too
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Silly I know but I’ve penned an ode- or poem if you will- to my new favourite app, bluesky. Be kind in your judgement I beseech you my liege!. lol 🪶
November 20, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Silly I know but I’ve penned an ode- or poem if you will- to my new favourite app, bluesky. Be kind in your judgement I beseech you my liege!. lol 🪶
12 year old is being so teenagely annoying tonight that I might give him the Lynx Africa body wash that I bought for a joke Xmas stocking filler.
November 26, 2023 at 7:10 PM
12 year old is being so teenagely annoying tonight that I might give him the Lynx Africa body wash that I bought for a joke Xmas stocking filler.
I know I'm getting old because I've just got excited at the thought of heating up some nice soup. Going to sit in my Shackleton's high-backed chair with a tartan blanket over my knees and watch Crown Court on my black and white telly while I eat it.
November 16, 2023 at 5:22 PM
I know I'm getting old because I've just got excited at the thought of heating up some nice soup. Going to sit in my Shackleton's high-backed chair with a tartan blanket over my knees and watch Crown Court on my black and white telly while I eat it.
In OWWWW JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DOES THIS HURT SO MUCH news, I've accidentally got sherbert in my eye
*not a euphemism, Den
*not a euphemism, Den
November 15, 2023 at 6:26 PM
In OWWWW JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY DOES THIS HURT SO MUCH news, I've accidentally got sherbert in my eye
*not a euphemism, Den
*not a euphemism, Den
I am having a Sherbert Dib Dab and they are every bit as joyful at 51 as they are at 5
November 15, 2023 at 6:03 PM
I am having a Sherbert Dib Dab and they are every bit as joyful at 51 as they are at 5
Jesus Christ, my son virtually never farted as a small child but now he's 12 it's just constant guffing. Is this what his puberty is going to be like for me, just choking on a miasma of trumps, spunk and Lynx Africa?
November 10, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Jesus Christ, my son virtually never farted as a small child but now he's 12 it's just constant guffing. Is this what his puberty is going to be like for me, just choking on a miasma of trumps, spunk and Lynx Africa?
Meanwhile, over on Twitter, we've got a lady claiming that eating meat is the same as fucking animals, so just a very normal day for Twitter.
November 9, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Meanwhile, over on Twitter, we've got a lady claiming that eating meat is the same as fucking animals, so just a very normal day for Twitter.
In Uncontrollable Sexiness News, I've had to get varifocals today.
I've booked the tight grey perm for next week.
I've booked the tight grey perm for next week.
November 8, 2023 at 3:58 PM
In Uncontrollable Sexiness News, I've had to get varifocals today.
I've booked the tight grey perm for next week.
I've booked the tight grey perm for next week.
What has become of this once great nation?
Ladies are becoming inebriated once a month. ONCE A MONTH. For shame, sisters
November 7, 2023 at 8:30 PM
What has become of this once great nation?
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“Hello, it looks like you want to give it some minge”
Apparently the new MS Teams paperclip is Reply Guy, which is a vibe.
November 7, 2023 at 7:43 PM
“Hello, it looks like you want to give it some minge”
My son has joined his school's Jazz Club so now I sadly have to give him up for adoption.
November 7, 2023 at 4:00 PM
My son has joined his school's Jazz Club so now I sadly have to give him up for adoption.
How I look to Gen Z
November 7, 2023 at 1:06 AM
How I look to Gen Z
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"Yes I approve the draft of this PDF, send it to the printers"
November 5, 2023 at 9:23 PM
"Yes I approve the draft of this PDF, send it to the printers"
What's your sign?
November 5, 2023 at 9:07 PM
What's your sign?
Sparklers Update ii: everywhere had sold out but we had veggie hot dogs with an offensive amount of fried onions and are chilling out watching The Simpsons. A good Bonfire Night after all 😊
November 5, 2023 at 5:20 PM
Sparklers Update ii: everywhere had sold out but we had veggie hot dogs with an offensive amount of fried onions and are chilling out watching The Simpsons. A good Bonfire Night after all 😊
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Meanwhile, on Twitter…
November 5, 2023 at 1:19 PM
Meanwhile, on Twitter…
Sparklers update: the ex has been to the shop (in his car) and has indeed not bought sparklers.
Deep sighing is occurring.
Deep sighing is occurring.
November 4, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Sparklers update: the ex has been to the shop (in his car) and has indeed not bought sparklers.
Deep sighing is occurring.
Deep sighing is occurring.
Apparently I am "lazy" because I think my son's father - who lives right by a Tesco Extra - should be the one who buys our son some sparklers FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE while doing his weekly shop today versus me doing a 40 minute round trip on foot in pouring rain just to buy them.
Sparklers.
Sparklers.
November 4, 2023 at 11:14 AM
Apparently I am "lazy" because I think my son's father - who lives right by a Tesco Extra - should be the one who buys our son some sparklers FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE while doing his weekly shop today versus me doing a 40 minute round trip on foot in pouring rain just to buy them.
Sparklers.
Sparklers.
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Bad news for fans of Easter
November 4, 2023 at 10:35 AM
Bad news for fans of Easter
Got a dude on Twitter who thinks he's Pwning me because he's insisting that oral sex isn't relevant to women having sex or experiencing sexual pleasure.
I love it when twats tell the world who they are and they just don't realise it.
What seems to have enraged him is me giving out menopause info😆
I love it when twats tell the world who they are and they just don't realise it.
What seems to have enraged him is me giving out menopause info😆
November 4, 2023 at 12:29 AM
Got a dude on Twitter who thinks he's Pwning me because he's insisting that oral sex isn't relevant to women having sex or experiencing sexual pleasure.
I love it when twats tell the world who they are and they just don't realise it.
What seems to have enraged him is me giving out menopause info😆
I love it when twats tell the world who they are and they just don't realise it.
What seems to have enraged him is me giving out menopause info😆
Made this. Am having a really productive afternoon.
November 3, 2023 at 2:33 PM
Made this. Am having a really productive afternoon.
Repost with a banger of you
November 1, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Repost with a banger of you
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