The Content Apologist
@contentapologist.bsky.social
#Bins #Cans #Shitposting #Prog #Other #AvocadoBathroomsWillReturn
Live your best life, but don't give me your pronouns.
Live your best life, but don't give me your pronouns.
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'Siri, show me something that really sounds like a revolting euphemism but isn't'
We Saw You From Across The Bar And Really Like Your Vibe latest;
December 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
We Saw You From Across The Bar And Really Like Your Vibe latest;
England skittling Australia for 152/England all out for 110.
December 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
England skittling Australia for 152/England all out for 110.
Actually managed to get parking outside our own house after returning from the Aged FiL's.
a man wearing an orange beanie and glasses is smiling in an office
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media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Actually managed to get parking outside our own house after returning from the Aged FiL's.
Tonight you shall be visited by three ghosts.
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Tonight you shall be visited by three ghosts.
'Real Orgasam'
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
'Real Orgasam'
December 23, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Is this like 'Stranger Danger'?
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Is this like 'Stranger Danger'?
'Apocalypse Now' (Dir. Francis Ford Coppola, 1979)
December 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
'Apocalypse Now' (Dir. Francis Ford Coppola, 1979)
Goodnight Blooski!
December 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Goodnight Blooski!
Petitioning to call the Gaza lads 'Intermittent Fasters for Palasteeen' rather than hunger strikers.
a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and looking at the camera .
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media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Petitioning to call the Gaza lads 'Intermittent Fasters for Palasteeen' rather than hunger strikers.
'A dwarf and two puffs go into a pub...'
December 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
'A dwarf and two puffs go into a pub...'
Impressed that Jamie only needs one visit to the throne room during the festive period.
December 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
*Me, on discovering Primal Scream are a bunch of absolute throbbers*
a man in a suit is talking to a woman in a pink jacket .
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media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
*Me, on discovering Primal Scream are a bunch of absolute throbbers*
'I 'eard there were goin' t' be a buffy, but there weren't none'
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
'I 'eard there were goin' t' be a buffy, but there weren't none'
Same energy.
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Same energy.
'Wanna feel old? Here's what Ian Brown looks like now'
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
'Wanna feel old? Here's what Ian Brown looks like now'
Confused; I was under the impression that Storm Bram was her that used to play hide the chipolata with Orange Tinyhands...
a man in a suit and tie with cnn in the background
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media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Confused; I was under the impression that Storm Bram was her that used to play hide the chipolata with Orange Tinyhands...
Sure, sex is good and everything, but by the time you get to my age you'd happily throw it all over for some decent pain relief.
#GenXBleets
#GenXBleets
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Sure, sex is good and everything, but by the time you get to my age you'd happily throw it all over for some decent pain relief.
#GenXBleets
#GenXBleets
'What's the matter babe, you've hardly read your 52 Weeks of Socks'
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
'What's the matter babe, you've hardly read your 52 Weeks of Socks'
'...and then this crazy English guy with a beard, something Bellamy, would say "Wummaging froo the undergrowf" and everyone would laugh. Funny guy...'
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
'...and then this crazy English guy with a beard, something Bellamy, would say "Wummaging froo the undergrowf" and everyone would laugh. Funny guy...'
'Manchester United will play either Accrington Stanley or Grimsby Town in the third round'
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
'Manchester United will play either Accrington Stanley or Grimsby Town in the third round'