The Content Apologist
@contentapologist.bsky.social
#Bins #Cans #Shitposting #Prog #Other #AvocadoBathroomsWillReturn
Live your best life, but don't give me your pronouns.
Live your best life, but don't give me your pronouns.
Pinned
'Siri, show me something that really sounds like a revolting euphemism but isn't'
Bloody hell...
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Bloody hell...
Maybe the real Spurs manager was the friends we made along the way.
February 11, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Maybe the real Spurs manager was the friends we made along the way.
Well Danny did like a scrap before he gave up the booze, it must be said.
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Well Danny did like a scrap before he gave up the booze, it must be said.
'I Pissed Again'
February 11, 2026 at 11:54 AM
'I Pissed Again'
(grateful h/t to @scarytoilet.bsky.social for pic)
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 AM
(grateful h/t to @scarytoilet.bsky.social for pic)
Today's entry in 'Phil Collins or Vladimir Putin: You Decide'
February 11, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Today's entry in 'Phil Collins or Vladimir Putin: You Decide'
February 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Collective noun for them...
February 10, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Collective noun for them...
Well, you were up until I read your Bleet.
a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and saying `` thank you '' .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and saying `` thank you '' .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Well, you were up until I read your Bleet.
Yeah blimey, who can wank for a whole hour, sod that...
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Yeah blimey, who can wank for a whole hour, sod that...
Pee-wee Herman's career as a travel writer never really took off, no idea as to why...
February 10, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Pee-wee Herman's career as a travel writer never really took off, no idea as to why...
Map thing?
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Map thing?
Every morning I seem to be getting a new ProPal grifting account following me.
a woman touching a man 's face with the word schitts creek on the bottom left
ALT: a woman touching a man 's face with the word schitts creek on the bottom left
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Every morning I seem to be getting a new ProPal grifting account following me.
Whilst I'm enjoying the Winter Olympics, I have to confess I'm finding those two commentators in the Women's Big Air rather difficult to follow.
#WinterOlympics
#WinterOlympics
February 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Whilst I'm enjoying the Winter Olympics, I have to confess I'm finding those two commentators in the Women's Big Air rather difficult to follow.
#WinterOlympics
#WinterOlympics
Blimey, thought I was looking at Jeremy Hilary Boob from Yellow Submarine for a minute there...!
February 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Blimey, thought I was looking at Jeremy Hilary Boob from Yellow Submarine for a minute there...!
Mr Blobby - The Crack Years
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Mr Blobby - The Crack Years
*Me, reading your Bleets*
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 AM
*Me, reading your Bleets*
*record scratch**freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
February 7, 2026 at 10:29 PM
*record scratch**freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
'It quite clearly states you get a Corby trouser press in EVERY room'
February 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
'It quite clearly states you get a Corby trouser press in EVERY room'
'Can I bring a mate? He's sound'
*The mate*
*The mate*
a man is sitting on top of a piano in the dark .
ALT: a man is sitting on top of a piano in the dark .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
'Can I bring a mate? He's sound'
*The mate*
*The mate*
February 7, 2026 at 6:46 PM
February 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM