Shambolic Neutral
@shambolicneutral.bsky.social
Incorrigible Twitter pervert now over here too
I am having a Sherbert Dib Dab and they are every bit as joyful at 51 as they are at 5
November 15, 2023 at 6:03 PM
I am having a Sherbert Dib Dab and they are every bit as joyful at 51 as they are at 5
How I look to Gen Z
November 7, 2023 at 1:06 AM
How I look to Gen Z
What's your sign?
November 5, 2023 at 9:07 PM
What's your sign?
Apparently I am "lazy" because I think my son's father - who lives right by a Tesco Extra - should be the one who buys our son some sparklers FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE while doing his weekly shop today versus me doing a 40 minute round trip on foot in pouring rain just to buy them.
Sparklers.
Sparklers.
November 4, 2023 at 11:14 AM
Apparently I am "lazy" because I think my son's father - who lives right by a Tesco Extra - should be the one who buys our son some sparklers FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE while doing his weekly shop today versus me doing a 40 minute round trip on foot in pouring rain just to buy them.
Sparklers.
Sparklers.
Made this. Am having a really productive afternoon.
November 3, 2023 at 2:33 PM
Made this. Am having a really productive afternoon.
Repost with a banger of you
November 1, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Repost with a banger of you
Have had ONE knock on the door but I was on the loo! Does NOBODY want the Heroes me and my son don't like?!?!
October 31, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Have had ONE knock on the door but I was on the loo! Does NOBODY want the Heroes me and my son don't like?!?!
Happy Halloween!! 🖤🧡👻🦇⚰️🦂🕷🧛♀️
October 31, 2023 at 5:56 PM
Happy Halloween!! 🖤🧡👻🦇⚰️🦂🕷🧛♀️
Nice of Duolingo to cater for its Welsh users
October 30, 2023 at 10:00 PM
Nice of Duolingo to cater for its Welsh users
Some birthday drinking may have occurred
October 29, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Some birthday drinking may have occurred
It's only my bloody birthday, innit!!
Fascinating fact: for some reason, Carry On Girls was on ITV at 10pm on my birthday every year from when I was 10 until I was about 26. I have no idea why.
Fascinating fact: for some reason, Carry On Girls was on ITV at 10pm on my birthday every year from when I was 10 until I was about 26. I have no idea why.
October 29, 2023 at 8:22 AM
It's only my bloody birthday, innit!!
Fascinating fact: for some reason, Carry On Girls was on ITV at 10pm on my birthday every year from when I was 10 until I was about 26. I have no idea why.
Fascinating fact: for some reason, Carry On Girls was on ITV at 10pm on my birthday every year from when I was 10 until I was about 26. I have no idea why.
Why can't I find a man who matches my love language of leaving random disturbing things for him to find?
My ex didn't appreciate this, for some baffling reason, FB memories inform me.
My ex didn't appreciate this, for some baffling reason, FB memories inform me.
October 27, 2023 at 7:38 PM
Why can't I find a man who matches my love language of leaving random disturbing things for him to find?
My ex didn't appreciate this, for some baffling reason, FB memories inform me.
My ex didn't appreciate this, for some baffling reason, FB memories inform me.
You big charmer
October 26, 2023 at 1:43 PM
You big charmer
You talk a big talk, Lish
October 25, 2023 at 10:45 PM
You talk a big talk, Lish
Don't pretend you wouldn't like it
October 25, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Don't pretend you wouldn't like it
Hey, fellow Gen X-ers! Want to see what the media thinks we look like if we're searching for love these days?
October 25, 2023 at 11:24 AM
Hey, fellow Gen X-ers! Want to see what the media thinks we look like if we're searching for love these days?
The vibe I bring to the orgy
October 23, 2023 at 8:17 PM
The vibe I bring to the orgy
8 days until my birthday, so you should be able to order this in plenty of time 👍
October 21, 2023 at 5:02 PM
8 days until my birthday, so you should be able to order this in plenty of time 👍
Me, flirting
September 23, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Me, flirting