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Matthew
@fattmellows.bsky.social
bluesky y’self fitter
00:00-02:57 / 02:58-03:04
January 12, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Call her Boddingtons the way she make my cream flow
January 8, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I followed all the advice about not using cotton buds in your ears and where has it got me. I’ve just got grubby ears
January 7, 2024 at 11:43 PM
and the Spiders from Mars
January 7, 2024 at 5:13 PM
January 6, 2024 at 11:35 PM
She Revolver on my Sgt Pepper til she Please Please Me
January 6, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Just happened to have that lying around did you mate
January 5, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Going to this tonight, looks like there’s not much under 10% so expect some interesting tweets later
January 5, 2024 at 11:07 AM
January 5, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Sodden lads
January 4, 2024 at 7:30 PM
By dumping him, girl
January 4, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Traitors contestant on nationwide TV for some reason: I’m a real piece of work. I’ll fuck anyone over at the drop of a hat. I’m an absolute cunt
January 3, 2024 at 9:18 PM
We did it Joe
January 3, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Need a shawty like this so I can snack in the cinema
if I had to read this shit so the fuck do y'all
January 3, 2024 at 7:50 PM
First day back at work
January 2, 2024 at 7:53 PM
The Epstein list:
January 2, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Only 51 weeks til Christmas
January 1, 2024 at 11:07 PM
January 1, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Arrabbiata for the little gentleman
January 1, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Walt Disney looking down at all the hentai Steamboat Willies
January 1, 2024 at 5:13 PM
My vibe for the new year
January 1, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Heard a lot of fireworks going off at 23.59
January 1, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Jools Holland’s Annual Hootefanny
December 31, 2023 at 10:22 PM
Give me oil in my lamp, keep me gooning
December 31, 2023 at 9:26 PM
Type of humidity I be fucking with of late
December 31, 2023 at 8:39 PM