Riot Shalkar
@shalkar.dev
Gamer, humanist and fitness enthusiast. Director of Shitposting Operations, Riot Games. If you can't handle me at my Oppenheimer, you don't deserve me at my Barbie.
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"Assigned Cop At Birth"‽
ACAB includes girls
February 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
"Assigned Cop At Birth"‽
With all the chaos Trump and Musk are wreaking at the federal level, now is probably the best time to do some clean white collar crime. I'm not saying you should, but if you were gonna do it anyway, use the dust cloud to cover your tracks.
February 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
With all the chaos Trump and Musk are wreaking at the federal level, now is probably the best time to do some clean white collar crime. I'm not saying you should, but if you were gonna do it anyway, use the dust cloud to cover your tracks.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Hello, I'm Räklahs, an over-engineered kitchen cabinet organiser that will be used wrongly by 80% of purchasers.
Hello, I'm Räklahs, an over-engineered kitchen cabinet organiser that will be used wrongly by 80% of purchasers.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Hello, I'm Ňelëh, an $11 French press that's somehow better than your $85 non-IKEA French press.
Hello, I'm Ňelëh, an $11 French press that's somehow better than your $85 non-IKEA French press.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Nivëk, a table lamp whose bulbs are only found in Lisbon.
Nivëk, a table lamp whose bulbs are only found in Lisbon.
November 29, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Hello, I'm Räklahs, an over-engineered kitchen cabinet organiser that will be used wrongly by 80% of purchasers.
Hello, I'm Räklahs, an over-engineered kitchen cabinet organiser that will be used wrongly by 80% of purchasers.
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History Repeats Itself: First as Farce, Then as Tragedy
crimethinc.com/FightTrump2024
Donald Trump has won the 2024 election. That means that we will have to fight many of the battles of 2017-2020 all over again.
In order to understand what we’re up against, let’s look at how we got here.
crimethinc.com/FightTrump2024
Donald Trump has won the 2024 election. That means that we will have to fight many of the battles of 2017-2020 all over again.
In order to understand what we’re up against, let’s look at how we got here.
November 6, 2024 at 9:09 AM
History Repeats Itself: First as Farce, Then as Tragedy
crimethinc.com/FightTrump2024
Donald Trump has won the 2024 election. That means that we will have to fight many of the battles of 2017-2020 all over again.
In order to understand what we’re up against, let’s look at how we got here.
crimethinc.com/FightTrump2024
Donald Trump has won the 2024 election. That means that we will have to fight many of the battles of 2017-2020 all over again.
In order to understand what we’re up against, let’s look at how we got here.
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by unpopular demand (literally no one asked for this)
July 8, 2023 at 9:58 PM
by unpopular demand (literally no one asked for this)
Remove one letter, ruin a movie.
Due
Due
Remove one letter, ruin a movie.
Aging Bull
Aging Bull
Remove one letter, ruin a movie.
Night of the Living Dad
Night of the Living Dad
October 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Remove one letter, ruin a movie.
Due
Due
I'm considering buying a Steam Deck but then what if they announce Steam Deck 2 as soon as I get it? This has happened before.
September 26, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I'm considering buying a Steam Deck but then what if they announce Steam Deck 2 as soon as I get it? This has happened before.
Yea I'm that guy. Top 4% baby
September 24, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Yea I'm that guy. Top 4% baby
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Good morning you lot. I don't recall the last time I did an intro but as more people are leaving Twitter, I think it's time for a new one.
So here goes. I'm Rom and I'm looking to find…
* Warhammer peeps
* scifi/fantasy/horror community
* discussions of great books
* Metal Heads 🤘
* Nerdism
* Fun
So here goes. I'm Rom and I'm looking to find…
* Warhammer peeps
* scifi/fantasy/horror community
* discussions of great books
* Metal Heads 🤘
* Nerdism
* Fun
September 15, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Good morning you lot. I don't recall the last time I did an intro but as more people are leaving Twitter, I think it's time for a new one.
So here goes. I'm Rom and I'm looking to find…
* Warhammer peeps
* scifi/fantasy/horror community
* discussions of great books
* Metal Heads 🤘
* Nerdism
* Fun
So here goes. I'm Rom and I'm looking to find…
* Warhammer peeps
* scifi/fantasy/horror community
* discussions of great books
* Metal Heads 🤘
* Nerdism
* Fun
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░M░Y░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░R░O░
September 2, 2024 at 9:39 PM
░M░Y░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░R░O░
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Guys only want one thing and it's a President Michael D Higgins Slane 84 action figure.
August 10, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Guys only want one thing and it's a President Michael D Higgins Slane 84 action figure.
July 26, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Her name was Lola
She got Ebola
And all the doctors in her town
Couldn't bring her fever down
She got Ebola
And all the doctors in her town
Couldn't bring her fever down
June 16, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Her name was Lola
She got Ebola
And all the doctors in her town
Couldn't bring her fever down
She got Ebola
And all the doctors in her town
Couldn't bring her fever down
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I have set up 100 slots so anyone can get my ebook DIY #Gaeilge for 50% off using the code freepalestine - all proceeds received through that code I will transfer to Medical Aid for Palestinians (MAP)
payhip.com/b/bm0ZI
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DIY Gaeilge: 150 Online Irish Language Resources
Finding Irish language resources can be hard.
I’ve been there and I hear you. The online world is so huge that it can be overwhelming to figure out where to go and what to look for.This is the only eB...
payhip.com
May 22, 2024 at 10:45 AM
I have set up 100 slots so anyone can get my ebook DIY #Gaeilge for 50% off using the code freepalestine - all proceeds received through that code I will transfer to Medical Aid for Palestinians (MAP)
payhip.com/b/bm0ZI
payhip.com/b/bm0ZI
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The virgin junta vs. the
Chad presidential vote set to end military rule
Chad presidential vote set to end military rule
The country is set to become the first of Africa's current junta-led states to move to democratic rule.
www.bbc.com
May 6, 2024 at 4:17 AM
The virgin junta vs. the
I love the subtle semantic difference between "you screwed the pooch" and "you fucked the dog".
May 1, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I love the subtle semantic difference between "you screwed the pooch" and "you fucked the dog".
Matching his and hers urinals
April 18, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Matching his and hers urinals
Repost with a banger picture of your cat
April 16, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Repost with a banger picture of your cat
If I had a nickle for every major motion picture I've seen last month that contained a cum-eating scene, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice.
March 3, 2024 at 2:50 AM
If I had a nickle for every major motion picture I've seen last month that contained a cum-eating scene, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice.
My new year's resolution is to finally translate "sharp knife" from English to Latvian
December 31, 2023 at 5:38 PM
My new year's resolution is to finally translate "sharp knife" from English to Latvian
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Client: A painting of my orange cat Francis on my bed
Fernando Botero: This cat is gonna be so freaking jacked
Fernando Botero: This cat is gonna be so freaking jacked
You gotta respect a guy like Fernando Botero, who could not paint a cat to save his life but insisted on doing it anyway
December 26, 2023 at 7:20 AM
Client: A painting of my orange cat Francis on my bed
Fernando Botero: This cat is gonna be so freaking jacked
Fernando Botero: This cat is gonna be so freaking jacked
How messed up is it that media in Czech Republic are calling it an "American-style mass shooting" smh my head (15 people gunned down with a scoped automatic rifle)
December 21, 2023 at 7:23 PM
How messed up is it that media in Czech Republic are calling it an "American-style mass shooting" smh my head (15 people gunned down with a scoped automatic rifle)
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Fine, here's mine, timely even:
Christmas is overhyped and at the worst possible time of year for a large gathering. Everyone is sick and it's dark at 4pm. Literally any other time of year would be superior.
Christmas is overhyped and at the worst possible time of year for a large gathering. Everyone is sick and it's dark at 4pm. Literally any other time of year would be superior.
December 21, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Fine, here's mine, timely even:
Christmas is overhyped and at the worst possible time of year for a large gathering. Everyone is sick and it's dark at 4pm. Literally any other time of year would be superior.
Christmas is overhyped and at the worst possible time of year for a large gathering. Everyone is sick and it's dark at 4pm. Literally any other time of year would be superior.