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Riot Shalkar
@shalkar.dev
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Gamer, humanist and fitness enthusiast. Director of Shitposting Operations, Riot Games. If you can't handle me at my Oppenheimer, you don't deserve me at my Barbie.
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Yea I'm that guy. Top 4% baby
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September 24, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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Cute! He is Tony
My orange and white cat Antonio, sitting on a floral bed spread
August 23, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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Handsome cats thread!
My very handsome orange cat, sitting on a flowery bed spread and looking straight at the camera
August 15, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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If you see this, post something orange 🍊

Antonio the Cat
#CatsOfBlueSky
My orange and white tomcat lounging on a sunny wooden deck with green grass behind him
July 26, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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Or just windows 11 that shit and move on
Windows 11 logo
July 22, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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Picture of a printed page from a script with the words: (MARVIN enters.) HOMOSEXUAL. (LIGHT on MARVIN.)
June 15, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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Matching his and hers urinals
Two urinals side by side, one with a blue deodoriser, the other with a pink one
April 18, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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Repost with a banger picture of your cat
My orange and white cat sitting down like a weird goblin on the bed, hind legs akimbo and one front paw covering his privates. He is a weird little guy.
April 16, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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This is Antonio AKA Fatboi Sleep. He likes to sit like that
My orange and white tomcat Antonio on green bedsheets in his patented "fat man sitting" position
December 28, 2023 at 12:16 PM
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Whenever the gay thoughts come, my nav system has my back
Picture of a car's navigation system with the words "Continue straight"
November 19, 2023 at 7:01 PM
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Saw Norah Jones tonight. Easily one of the best things to come out of Texas to date.
Norah Jones in a red blazer sitting stage left at a black grand piano at the Olympia Theater in Dublin. There are also three male band mates playing with her on bass, drums and guita respecitvely, from left to right.
November 15, 2023 at 12:06 AM
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Poster on a lamp post that reads "got bones?" in large font below a cartoonish cat drawing. Further below it reads in all caps "I WANT THEM / ALL OF THEM / THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TO BE YOURS"
November 9, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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YouTube be like "try premium" and folks are like "no thanks".

Then YouTube be like "you can't use addblockers tee hee. Buy premium"

Like five people cave and buy premium.

The YouTube be like "sike, bitches, Premium is going up!"

Bold strategy, ngl.
Screenshot of email text received from YouTube stating that the price of Premium is increasing to $16.99/month
November 9, 2023 at 1:35 AM
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Same energy
Clothing label that reads "Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs"
October 31, 2023 at 7:08 PM
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Halloween going great
Me in my living room wearing a cheap lobster costume under the IKEA Death Star lamp
October 31, 2023 at 7:06 PM
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Spooky time!
Picture of a front garden with a few fallen autumn leaves in green grass. Two foldable camping chairs are on the grass, positioned semi-facing eachother. On the chairs sit two plastic halloween skeletons, one with its hand stuck in the mouth of a plastic jack'o'lantern. The other seems to be laughing at the former's predicament. They are both wearing small colorful party hats.
October 30, 2023 at 12:37 PM
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Caught them trying to escape
Picture of a small horizontally-hinged high window with three plastic halloween skeletons posed to look like they're trying to exit out of it. One is half-way out the window with its legs dangling on the inside, another is attempting to help while the third one is reaching out the side of the window to make its own getaway.
October 21, 2023 at 5:02 PM
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Handsome
My orange and white cat Fatboi sitting like a human propped up in bed, facing the camera. The sheets are light green. There is a stuffed bear on the pillow behind him with a bodyshape very similar to Fatboi's
October 20, 2023 at 4:15 PM
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WHAT WAS THAT?
My white and ginger cat sitting down on a burgundy blanket, with light on its face akin to a spotlight. It has a focused, "what was that??" sort of expression
October 4, 2023 at 12:27 PM
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Behold this goblin
Ginger and white cat, sitting down on a green sheet, with a hind leg outstretched
October 4, 2023 at 12:14 PM
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So is this one
A ginger cat loafing on a concrete deck
October 4, 2023 at 9:34 AM
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Met this dog who looks like Cheems. Very chill and pettable
Large orange dog laying on the grass. He looks like the Cheems meme
October 3, 2023 at 10:27 PM
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September 8, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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I'm gonna eat it
August 30, 2023 at 2:09 PM
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Hedgehog update: lil man is just vibin. Named him Lenny.
A hedgehog in medium-hight grass
July 29, 2023 at 5:29 PM