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It defies parody, but it’s also an expansion of blame for “every bad thing” to undocumented migrants. This is straight-up Dolchstoßlegende shit, trying to build hostility against a specific group to justify atrocities.
this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It defies parody, but it’s also an expansion of blame for “every bad thing” to undocumented migrants. This is straight-up Dolchstoßlegende shit, trying to build hostility against a specific group to justify atrocities.
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girl are you the kobayashi maru because this shit was doomed from the start
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
girl are you the kobayashi maru because this shit was doomed from the start
*long, deep inhalation*
God DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
God DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
*long, deep inhalation*
God DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
God DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
Admitted, I’m not a professional Economist, but it seems to me that we’re back in a phase like the runup to 2008, not just with the speculative structured investments, but in the underlying reason for those proliferating: malaise in the consumer economy, leading to searches for financial vehicles…
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Admitted, I’m not a professional Economist, but it seems to me that we’re back in a phase like the runup to 2008, not just with the speculative structured investments, but in the underlying reason for those proliferating: malaise in the consumer economy, leading to searches for financial vehicles…
BREAKING: POPE CONVERTS TO TENGRISM
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
BREAKING: POPE CONVERTS TO TENGRISM
He was a remorseful time-traveling J.D. Vance from the future and I will not be answering any questions, thank you.
James Donald Vance Jr., 67, of Grand Rapids, Michigan, was sentenced on Monday to two years in prison in connection with threats made against the vice president and President Trump on social media.
J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice President
James Donald Vance Jr., of Grand Rapids, Mich., had also threatened President Trump, according to a criminal complaint.
nyti.ms
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
He was a remorseful time-traveling J.D. Vance from the future and I will not be answering any questions, thank you.
This is a wonderful piece on its own, but as you're enjoying it, remember that government does this! They manage stormwater and research how to do it better! They help improve our safety and quality of life, and people spend their CAREERS on this!
This is government communication at its best.
This is government communication at its best.
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This is a wonderful piece on its own, but as you're enjoying it, remember that government does this! They manage stormwater and research how to do it better! They help improve our safety and quality of life, and people spend their CAREERS on this!
This is government communication at its best.
This is government communication at its best.
Cold, windy, rainy November day?
Chicken and corn chowder for dinner is a correct response...
Chicken and corn chowder for dinner is a correct response...
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Cold, windy, rainy November day?
Chicken and corn chowder for dinner is a correct response...
Chicken and corn chowder for dinner is a correct response...
Nothing like having a bout of intense Ozempic nausea in the middle of a Teams meeting I’m running with a client.
I was able to get the camera/mic off and “BRB” in chat before I charged to the bathroom, but it was a near thing…
I was able to get the camera/mic off and “BRB” in chat before I charged to the bathroom, but it was a near thing…
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Nothing like having a bout of intense Ozempic nausea in the middle of a Teams meeting I’m running with a client.
I was able to get the camera/mic off and “BRB” in chat before I charged to the bathroom, but it was a near thing…
I was able to get the camera/mic off and “BRB” in chat before I charged to the bathroom, but it was a near thing…
Right-wing Christians: this country is turning away from God! We have to get more people into church!
Also right-wing Christians:
Also right-wing Christians:
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Right-wing Christians: this country is turning away from God! We have to get more people into church!
Also right-wing Christians:
Also right-wing Christians:
Everyone's allowed one conspiracy theory, and mine is that the "edible Pop-Tart mascots competing to be eaten" weirdness is a secret partnership with the government to prepare us for a future of cannibalism and Soylent green.
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Everyone's allowed one conspiracy theory, and mine is that the "edible Pop-Tart mascots competing to be eaten" weirdness is a secret partnership with the government to prepare us for a future of cannibalism and Soylent green.
November days that are rainy and blustery, with a high of 45 and wins gusting to 20mph, should be spent in bed or on a couch, under a blanket, reading a nice book.
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
November days that are rainy and blustery, with a high of 45 and wins gusting to 20mph, should be spent in bed or on a couch, under a blanket, reading a nice book.
Just imagine me reading through this thread starting out giggling and by the end I'm shrieking with laughter through a throat full of blood.
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Just imagine me reading through this thread starting out giggling and by the end I'm shrieking with laughter through a throat full of blood.
Perfect True Poaster energy, no notes.
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Perfect True Poaster energy, no notes.
I'm broadly against involuntary sterilization as it's invariably predicated on racist eugenics, but hear me out...
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I'm broadly against involuntary sterilization as it's invariably predicated on racist eugenics, but hear me out...
It’s like a Zen koan for self-obsessed idiots. “When is a brainworm not a brainworm?”
but at least I did not have to worry about the
worm that was not a worm in his brain.
but at least I did not have to worry about the
worm that was not a worm in his brain.
BUT AT LEAST I DID NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE WORM THAT WAS NOT A WORM IN HIS BRAIN.
worm that was not a worm in his brain.
but at least I did not have to worry about the
worm that was not a worm in his brain.
BUT AT LEAST I DID NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE WORM THAT WAS NOT A WORM IN HIS BRAIN.
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s like a Zen koan for self-obsessed idiots. “When is a brainworm not a brainworm?”
It’s worth reading the excerpts in this thread, because my God I’d have to break out Roget to get enough superlatives to describe how vacuous, self-absorbed, florid, bloated, purple, circuitous, incoherent, etc. Nuzzi’s writing is.
Quite aside from the gross “through the fire” attempt at absolution
Quite aside from the gross “through the fire” attempt at absolution
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It’s worth reading the excerpts in this thread, because my God I’d have to break out Roget to get enough superlatives to describe how vacuous, self-absorbed, florid, bloated, purple, circuitous, incoherent, etc. Nuzzi’s writing is.
Quite aside from the gross “through the fire” attempt at absolution
Quite aside from the gross “through the fire” attempt at absolution
Important news, @faineg.bsky.social, this is sold not just as a sticker, but a MAGNET. You can put it on the car during the FitzDays, and on your fridge the rest of the time. Nobody could object to that!
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Important news, @faineg.bsky.social, this is sold not just as a sticker, but a MAGNET. You can put it on the car during the FitzDays, and on your fridge the rest of the time. Nobody could object to that!
I know this is way down the list of offenses since it doesn't really have a tangible impact on people, but FOR FUCK'S SAKE, this greed elemental in the White House is just the most crassly venal piece of shit I've ever seen.
No surprise he deposited the $0.13 check from "Spy" magazine.
No surprise he deposited the $0.13 check from "Spy" magazine.
A site affiliated with Lee Greenwood sells merchandise with the seal—such as a $20 beer pong set with “Presidential themed balls”—and pays licensing fees to a Trump LLC.
Trump-Licensed Presidential Seal Beer Pong Set Could Violate Federal Law
A site affiliated with Lee Greenwood sells merchandise with the seal—such as a $20 beer pong set with “Presidential themed balls”—and pays licensing fees to a Trump LLC.
www.forbes.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I know this is way down the list of offenses since it doesn't really have a tangible impact on people, but FOR FUCK'S SAKE, this greed elemental in the White House is just the most crassly venal piece of shit I've ever seen.
No surprise he deposited the $0.13 check from "Spy" magazine.
No surprise he deposited the $0.13 check from "Spy" magazine.
This is so fucking gross, and I consider it inconceivable that this public behavior of his wasn’t happening with regularity, or that it wasn’t overt enough to eventually attract the notice of people around him.
The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is so fucking gross, and I consider it inconceivable that this public behavior of his wasn’t happening with regularity, or that it wasn’t overt enough to eventually attract the notice of people around him.
I gotta say, having language on your website saying “Pickup available via phone all day” and then (a) not answering at all last weekend, and (b) telling me “we’re not taking online or phone carryout, you have to come here to order” at 5:45 tonight is a bold choice for a pizza place.
November 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I gotta say, having language on your website saying “Pickup available via phone all day” and then (a) not answering at all last weekend, and (b) telling me “we’re not taking online or phone carryout, you have to come here to order” at 5:45 tonight is a bold choice for a pizza place.
Well, looks like the start of the 4th quarter was the right time to turn on the Northwestern-Michigan game, huh?
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Well, looks like the start of the 4th quarter was the right time to turn on the Northwestern-Michigan game, huh?
This week I have had to conceptualize Bill Clinton receiving oral sex to a degree that, as someone who lived through the mid-90s, I never expected to have to do again.
ngl, i can actually find politics semi tolerable when it enters the messy bitch realm
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This week I have had to conceptualize Bill Clinton receiving oral sex to a degree that, as someone who lived through the mid-90s, I never expected to have to do again.
Hey, nice work, Gen Z, getting in on the “killing industries” trend that Millennials have been dominating. Good hustle out there!
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hey, nice work, Gen Z, getting in on the “killing industries” trend that Millennials have been dominating. Good hustle out there!