Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat
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Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat
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I volunteered there during high school and devoured the Horror, Sci-Fi, and Fantasy sections between shifts organizing the card catalog (whoo-boy, remember THOSE relics?)
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
How is his neck somehow wider than his shoulders?
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Harvey Danger’s “Only Cream and Bastards Rise” becomes more relevant by the day
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
You love to (absolutely not) see it
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I mean, massive abuse of Ketamine likely has already managed that.
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I mean, when positing a near-future of extended manned missions to Mars, offering a mapping/geoprospecting service seems smart, but I feel like this has a LOOOONG runway in front of it. Maybe even longer than the asteroid mining speculators.
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Yes the perversion of mission of significant segments of the journalism industry is small potatoes because that certainly has no bearing on the current political moment.
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Your statements are not mutually exclusive
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The amount of random knowledge I can still dredge up from a book of trivia branded under the Encyclopedia Brown series is a little embarrassing to admit.
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Or Jeffrey Combs
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“INFLATION BAD THEREFORE DEFLATION GOOD” is some galaxy-brain level shit that would make literally any Econ professor tear their (remaining) hair out
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I should be suspended for this sort of violence, and I would accept it as a soloist accepts applause.
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Bukkake
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Oh that waft of amine from the scrubbers when you first climb down through the main hatch…
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Always fun when you join the crew of a submarine and get the list of prohibited items that could create false high dosage on your thermoluminescent dosimeter.

(Tritium-painted glow-in-the-dark watch hands were the most common item)
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“That upended her career”. Given that she’s the West Coast Editor for Vanity Fair now, I think it’s safe to say her career upending was minimal.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
To be fair, I haven’t been in church for a long time, since the Christmas Midnight Mass of ‘07, when my hair started smoldering in the vestibule.
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Is it cannibalism if the receipient of the eucharist host isn’t human?
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM