Seymour Butts
seymourbutts.bsky.social
Seymour Butts
@seymourbutts.bsky.social
Might as well be walking on the sun
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the fact storefronts always completely clam up when they remove something and never respond to any requests by the developer on how to make their game compliant kind of gives away the entire game and it is dumb to pretend it doesn't
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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I dunno, I think if the AI Revolution Was Inevitable the architects of the AI Revolution wouldn't white knuckle gripp their chairs and squeal like little piggies at every single bit of pushback.
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The Expanse political compass

Authoritarian left: Avasarala, Dawes (derogatory)

Authoritarian right: Inaros, Errinwright

Libertarian left: Drummer, Nagata

Libertarian right: Jules-Pierre Mao

Centrist: Miller (points deducted from left for never truly repudiating cop habits), the protomolecule
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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the other flavor of rpgmaker games
October 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Trump to declare Eric Adams the new Duke of New York, officially making the city a Duchy that has no need of a mayor
September 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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If you're deciding to make the moment where christian fascists are trying to seize control of the internet and pry open all your private messages into your chance to have Nuanced Opinions about smut I at best think you're worthlessly stupid and at worst think you have a tiny hitler in your soul
September 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Artists! Show an old piece you still love!
September 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Unfortunately it's too late, I've already portrayed myself as the cool dog stealing sausages and you as the humidity riddled furious kitten.
September 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I frequently think about this quote from "Snow Crash"
July 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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July 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Come woman in your own time
Far far far from the virgin vine
Rising up from the dead leaves
Come back to me

Oh, she sings her favorite song
Laughter, tears and dreams
It goes on'n'on
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October 17, 2023 at 5:06 PM
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the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires
June 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"I used to be in a band, everyone loved us or hated us or thought we were okay."
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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this is still unbeaten
April 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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When Clive Barker was working on the MUMMY remake for Universal in the early '90s, he had a trans character in the script, and when the studio vetoed it, he basically said "I really can't stress how much I don't need to fucking make THE MUMMY" and left.
April 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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FOUR LEGS GOOD

TWO LEGS ALSO GOOD

AND EIGHT AND SIXTEEN
I don't remember the last time I was this emotionally invested
April 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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It's not my fucking problem if your industry has grown more than double in the past decade and you dogshit leadership can't help but hobble every project and massively bloat it's devtime and budget. The money you hope to pump from people isn't even there. Adapt or die.
April 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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March 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I think it's tragic that people don't objectify James from Pokemon more
March 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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every american sees this in their vision after eating a cheeseburger
March 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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March 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Midwestern governor with a one-seat legislative majority: The coward RethugliKKKans may dash themselves on our rocks if they wish, the tide and the seabirds will leave no trace of their remains
New York/California Democrat: I’d like to vote against things I oppose but that’s not realistic
March 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Lady Gaga looks like she's about to tell her men to decloak and fire on the USS Enterprise
March 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM