Seth Christenfeld was thoroughly irritated by everything
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Lyricist, librettist, dramaturg...mensch? I haven't updated my website (sethdoesthings.com) since the Obama administration.
Aspiring alter kocker.
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Life, the Universe, and Everything: The Seth Christenfeld 42nd (and a half) Birthday Spectacular - YouTube
Songs from Life, the Universe, and Everything: The Seth Christenfeld 42nd (and a half) Birthday Spectacular, recorded live at 54 Below on Monday, April 21st,...
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and that's the concert. if you'd like to watch all of the songs in a row, here's a playlist. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
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Guys, I haven't seen Elmo in over an hour and I'm worried
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Guys, I haven't seen Elmo in over an hour and I'm worried
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there are no greater performers than the kids in costume on parade floats who have to fake a little two step while a C-list pop star lip syncs behind them
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
there are no greater performers than the kids in costume on parade floats who have to fake a little two step while a C-list pop star lip syncs behind them
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shaggy is singing a medley of hits on a float topped with a golden turkey idol
as with every year, anything i say about this is going to sound like i'm making shit up
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
shaggy is singing a medley of hits on a float topped with a golden turkey idol
Labubu debutbut soon! #macysparade
“the debut of labubu is up next”
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Labubu debutbut soon! #macysparade
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muppets wearing scarves is thanksgiving’s most beautiful tradition
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
muppets wearing scarves is thanksgiving’s most beautiful tradition
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
IT'S A GODDAMN CHRISTMAS SONG IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE LYRICS
If you have posted “Turkey Lurkey Time” to any social media platform today, please turn in your theater fan card at once. Your fandom has been revoked.
Migrating this one over from the old place:
If “Turkey Lurkey Time” is a Thanksgiving song solely because it mentions turkey, then “The Egg” from 1776 is an Easter song.
If “Turkey Lurkey Time” is a Thanksgiving song solely because it mentions turkey, then “The Egg” from 1776 is an Easter song.
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
IT'S A GODDAMN CHRISTMAS SONG IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE LYRICS
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happy Thanksgiving! in the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln, “Now by God I’ll see if I can’t cut up this turkey without farting!”
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
happy Thanksgiving! in the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln, “Now by God I’ll see if I can’t cut up this turkey without farting!”
I miss Joel Godard and hope he's enjoying retirement(?). #macysparade
This announcer is clearly like... what the hell is kpop demon hunters. #MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I miss Joel Godard and hope he's enjoying retirement(?). #macysparade
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Happy Sarah Brightman Pirate Queen Day to all who celebrate.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Happy Sarah Brightman Pirate Queen Day to all who celebrate.
Happy Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Day! #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Happy Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Day! #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
THERE...ARE...FOUR...LOKOS!
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
THERE...ARE...FOUR...LOKOS!
You call this a career?
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You call this a career?
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“I have been changed for Goof”
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“I have been changed for Goof”
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
"The Southern Spear" is what Hegseth has nicknamed his penis.
Pete Hegseth announces Operation Southern Spear.
There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"The Southern Spear" is what Hegseth has nicknamed his penis.
Doesn't everyone?
And Trump and has pics of Boebert blowing her pilates instructor at "Wicked!"
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Doesn't everyone?
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“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
hey New Group, if THE ADDING MACHINE is "as scarily current as when it was written 100 years ago", why does Thomas Bradshaw need to revise it? (and where's he going to find space for transgressive explicit sex?)
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
hey New Group, if THE ADDING MACHINE is "as scarily current as when it was written 100 years ago", why does Thomas Bradshaw need to revise it? (and where's he going to find space for transgressive explicit sex?)
I'm just so fucking thrilled (unironically) that I live in Westchester and am thus not obligated to have an opinion on the mayoral election.
November 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm just so fucking thrilled (unironically) that I live in Westchester and am thus not obligated to have an opinion on the mayoral election.
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I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it
October 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it
joke's on him, we've never been organized
Nick Fuentes says that organized Jewry is the biggest obstacle to national unity in the United States. The reality is more complicated.
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
joke's on him, we've never been organized
Pretty sure that I won't see four movies in the next two months that are better than BUGONIA, so that's at least one of my top five for the year sorted.
November 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Pretty sure that I won't see four movies in the next two months that are better than BUGONIA, so that's at least one of my top five for the year sorted.