Berto
@robhern.bsky.social
Theatre geek. Horror fan. Comic book nerd. Constantly hangry. Cat dad. Collector of records.
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🐦: DryBertini
📸: bertobob13
🐦: DryBertini
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“I will always do my job. So maybe ask your supervisor why they didn’t do their job.”
“I will always do my job. So maybe ask your supervisor why they didn’t do their job.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Ask your partner what to do, I’m not repeating myself anymore.”
“Ask your partner what to do, I’m not repeating myself anymore.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Where’s your references page? You need to double check apa format.”
“Where’s your references page? You need to double check apa format.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“I will always do my job. So maybe ask your supervisor why they didn’t do their job.”
“I will always do my job. So maybe ask your supervisor why they didn’t do their job.”
Decided to wait for Guffman tonight 🥲
a group of people dancing on a stage with a cloud in the background
ALT: a group of people dancing on a stage with a cloud in the background
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February 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Decided to wait for Guffman tonight 🥲
Glad I wasn’t the only who thought this 😅
It’s nice to se that someone at the Olympics is a fan of DanDaDan.
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Glad I wasn’t the only who thought this 😅
Smash. Now and forever.
February 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Smash. Now and forever.
5-8 inches of snow tomorrow, but I’ll be playing my first D&D game. Kinda cool?
a cartoon drawing of spongebob and patrick playing a game
ALT: a cartoon drawing of spongebob and patrick playing a game
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February 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
5-8 inches of snow tomorrow, but I’ll be playing my first D&D game. Kinda cool?
It’s been 84 years since I played a video game. Need Nintendo to release a new Mario or classic-style Pokémon game for the Switch 😭
Manifesting another Princess Peach game 🙏🏼
Manifesting another Princess Peach game 🙏🏼
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
It’s been 84 years since I played a video game. Need Nintendo to release a new Mario or classic-style Pokémon game for the Switch 😭
Manifesting another Princess Peach game 🙏🏼
Manifesting another Princess Peach game 🙏🏼
Revisiting this 1994 made-for-tv movie
February 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Revisiting this 1994 made-for-tv movie
Sabrina Carpenter singing with chickens in a bar makes me want to hear her sing “Bushel and a Peck”
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Sabrina Carpenter singing with chickens in a bar makes me want to hear her sing “Bushel and a Peck”
I have added “… then I’d have nice things” to just about anything I long for over the years.
February 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I have added “… then I’d have nice things” to just about anything I long for over the years.
Aladdin 🤝 Jean Valjean
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Aladdin 🤝 Jean Valjean
“I love you, daddy” 😭😭
February 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
“I love you, daddy” 😭😭
Ursula calling Ariel “the little tramp!” kills me 😂
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Ursula calling Ariel “the little tramp!” kills me 😂
Glass of whiskey & The Little Mermaid while I finally organize my Playbills.
February 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Glass of whiskey & The Little Mermaid while I finally organize my Playbills.
Coco
The Incredibles
Wall-E
Toy Story 2
The Incredibles
Wall-E
Toy Story 2
February 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Coco
The Incredibles
Wall-E
Toy Story 2
The Incredibles
Wall-E
Toy Story 2
An ep of Are You Afraid of the Dark? with dinner:
The Tale of the Vacant Lot
The Tale of the Vacant Lot
February 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
An ep of Are You Afraid of the Dark? with dinner:
The Tale of the Vacant Lot
The Tale of the Vacant Lot
Sebastian said it’s better where it’s wetter, so I took a post-work dip in the hot tub.
Also, it’s a warm 34 degrees. Might as well be spring.
Also, it’s a warm 34 degrees. Might as well be spring.
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Sebastian said it’s better where it’s wetter, so I took a post-work dip in the hot tub.
Also, it’s a warm 34 degrees. Might as well be spring.
Also, it’s a warm 34 degrees. Might as well be spring.
Today’s Legacy Collection listen: The Little Mermaid
a close up of a cartoon girl with red hair
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February 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Today’s Legacy Collection listen: The Little Mermaid
“I like pepperoni”
Get ready! At midnight, we're releasing an all-new episode celebrating a movie that's a shocking look at one of America's most capitalist institutions.
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
“I like pepperoni”
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Today’s bill:
Isn’t it rich?
Isn’t it rich?
February 1, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Today’s bill:
Isn’t it rich?
Isn’t it rich?
Mornin’
Not pictured: the disturbing dream that woke me up in the middle of the night
Not pictured: the disturbing dream that woke me up in the middle of the night
February 1, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Mornin’
Not pictured: the disturbing dream that woke me up in the middle of the night
Not pictured: the disturbing dream that woke me up in the middle of the night
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
Modern Mysticism
History of the American Musical
Noir in Film and Literature
The Art of the Interview
Imaginary Women
Modern Mysticism
History of the American Musical
Noir in Film and Literature
The Art of the Interview
Imaginary Women
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
The Movie Star in Cinema and Society
The Bible as Literature
Children's Literature
The Middle Class in Fiction and Film
Freaks
The Movie Star in Cinema and Society
The Bible as Literature
Children's Literature
The Middle Class in Fiction and Film
Freaks
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
Irish poetry since Yeats
The Age of Chivalry
Anglo-Saxon and Norse poetry
Children’s Literature
Shakespeare on Film
Irish poetry since Yeats
The Age of Chivalry
Anglo-Saxon and Norse poetry
Children’s Literature
Shakespeare on Film
January 31, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
Modern Mysticism
History of the American Musical
Noir in Film and Literature
The Art of the Interview
Imaginary Women
Modern Mysticism
History of the American Musical
Noir in Film and Literature
The Art of the Interview
Imaginary Women