Seth Christenfeld was thoroughly irritated by everything
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Seth Christenfeld was thoroughly irritated by everything
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Lyricist, librettist, dramaturg...mensch? I haven't updated my website (sethdoesthings.com) since the Obama administration.

Aspiring alter kocker.
in the words of Stephen Sondheim:

"Well...maybe next year."
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The season begins. Enjoy your spaghetti carbonara. #macysparade boffosocko.com/2017/11/02/s...
🎧 Spaghetti Carbonara Day | Chris Aldrich
Always a Thanksgiving treat...
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November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Santa has arrived. You may now listen to Christmas music. This skeet directed specifically at my mother, a Christmas-Loving Jew From The Bronx. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
FINALLY SOME ROCKETTES #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
that's why they're so big.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
OH LAWD HE COMIN'
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
fuck, seriously?
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Marching Band Count: 12 #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Sexy M&M?
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Marching Band Count: 11 #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NATIONAL GODDAMN TREASURE DARLENE LOVE #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
is that actually John Travolta as Santa in that horrifying Grease Capital One ad? #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Marching Band Count: 10! (or possibly 9 if @marty.day is right and I counted one twice) #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Colbie Caillat and Gavin DeGraw! I've heard of them! #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
same.
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Lauren Spencer Smith, definitely not to be confused with Lauren Lee Smith. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
she's in Moulin Rouge right now, which is the only reason I've heard of her.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I count 9! (Even if you don't count the one backing up Conan Gray, I think you missed one)
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Marching Band Count: 9 #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Meg Donnelly's cute.

That's all I've got.

#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
the movie's a lot of fun.
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Taylor Momsen, returning to her Christmas roots. #macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM