When "tech" meant faster computers and smaller phones, it was exciting, you wanted to know what they were going to come up with next. Now it's a bunch of assholes trying to figure out new ways to charge you a subscription to look at the shittiest ads you can imagine

My body is not a temple, it's a Waffle House in a one stop light town you can't remember the name of.

With all of us coming here to Bluesky, we are all essentially hitting a big reset button.

Twitter promoted a lot of toxic unhealthy traits in the pursuit for clout thanks to its awful algorithm.

Here, those toxic fucks don't have an algorithm to push their bullshit. This is a huge chance for us.

ok it was fun at first but i am officially bored of trump getting indicted. i think they should trap him in a computer like Tron

But Doctor, Pagliacci is out of network!

lmao

Only a matter of time now.

"you cant compare a movie like barbie to a movie like oppenheimer" wrong. fuck you. i can compare anything to anything. chocolate chip cookies are better than asteroids. R.E.M. is better than most kinds of cactus. it's easy for me

The correction on this sign I saw in an elevator makes me laugh every time

>open reddit app
"oh yeah that doesn't work anymore"
>open twitter app
"oh yeah"
>open bluesky app

Still think weed legalization was a good idea?

This chart has been helpful for me

People are like snowflakes. Individually small and ineffective, but if we work together we can make my step dad crash his car into a tree.

i like this app, but wish it could be more dedicated to enjoying posts from my favorite actor, Jeremy Renner, and celebrating his achievements every Rennsday with sweepstakes and exclusive Renner content

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

Got in right before they shut down sign ups hell yeah