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The Embassy staff of Germany, France and the United Kingdom sing Schedryk in the Kyiv underground.
Wonderful!
December 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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THREAD.

My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.

I've collected his work here...
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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THREAD.

A collection of photographs of birds I have met in the UK countryside.

You will find the all-important captions to the photos in the alt text.
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Ben Meiselas does his impression of WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.

"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Even I thought this was one of mine!
This picture is worth 1,000 words.
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Trump will meet with the leaders of Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, and Turkmenistan in Washington next week.

This is a comedy bit waiting to happen.
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Weeks-191
Victories-0
Casualties - 1,130000
Economy - 🚽
War crimes - ♾
Oil - Sanctioned
Trump - unfriended
Medvedev - 🥴😤
Refineries - 💥🔥
Petrol - Short
Queues - Long
Saab's - Gripping
Sovereign fund - Unfrozen🇺🇦
Racoons - +1🦝

I remain a master strategist
October 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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British.
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Trump hates this photo of him. Definitely don't share it far and wide today.
October 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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You know who doesn't integrate? People like Robert Jenrick. You think he works out at the local leisure centre? Goes to the Tuesday night pub quiz? You think his golf club lets anyone play? Or his private members' clubs let anyone in? He puts the ick in prick
October 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.
October 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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What's your favourite British things? I need a load of iconic stuff and I'm rubbish at patriotism or remembering. Stuff like the Mini or the Queen or the Beatles or Jaffa Cakes or the Hay wain or Big Ben, what are the first (good) things you think of?
September 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Weeks-187
Victories-0
Casualties - 1,100,000
Economy - 🚽
War crimes - ♾
Tiger - paper📜🐅
Trump - unfriended
Medvedev - 🥴😤
Refineries - 💥🔥
Petrol - Short
Queues - Long
Flamingos - Dancing🦩
Donkeys - -2🫏
Racoons - +1🦝

I remain a master strategist
September 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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On Trump claiming Tylenol is linked to autism:
September 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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People say "autism never used to exist" and then you go to the Natural History Museum and the exhibit has a caption like "Born in 1762, The Revd [name] was famously irascible, steadfast in his routine, and dedicated his life to collecting 25,000 rare beetle specimens".
Fundamentally, the headbanging Right doesn't believe Autism (or ADHD) exists. Or in so far as it does exist, a human conspiracy has created it.

We're back to their core outlook that 'It didn't exist back in the good old days so can't exist now.'

'It must just be some modern woke Marxist nonsense'.
September 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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In London, hate will never win.
September 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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I've written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage, urging them to join me in condemning Elon Musk's dangerous remarks inciting violence yesterday.

As leaders, we must stand together and make clear Musk will face serious consequences for these actions.
September 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Activist group Everyone Hates Elon crowdfunded the equivalent of $40,000 from the British public to commission a giant image of the men together.
Trump Trolled With Colossal Epstein Picture Ahead of U.K. Visit
The Everyone Hates Elon collective said it worked alongside comedian and Donald Trump nemesis Rosie O’Donnell.
trib.al
September 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Fine, fine, I'll get it started
September 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM