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Look upon my Posts, ye Mighty, and Despair

He's a Technical Artist at [videogames], and a statistical outlier that should not have been counted
Last night I dreamed that I saw a poster for another movie in the Coen bros' 'Hail, Caesar!' franchise called 'Roman Get Your Gun'

How that would even work? I was curious and excited to find out!
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Alexei ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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SHAW!!
October 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Genuinely powerful words to live by.
September 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I've got a huge pile of art to ink up, so I thought I'd get in the zone by doing one of my occasional "just for fun" pages... and to get some of that weird imagery out of my head and onto the paper. One day I'm going to collect all these in a book.
August 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"It was the bestiary, it was the worstiary,"
July 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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look upon my works, ye mighty, and constructive criticism ONLY
October 16, 2024 at 4:27 AM
I played poker really really wrong
Confess your crimes to me
April 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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I don't remember the last time I was this emotionally invested
April 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I am celebrating a day of Boundless Energy and Stamina by having an unconnected Really Long Nap
April 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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this is severance right
March 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Owls in Towels is the premium content you need today.
Many more here owlsintowels.org

Thanks @chrisglass.bsky.social
March 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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i live my life in the fearful knowledge that a hypothetical future Barbra Streisand may be judging my actions harshly 😥
March 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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reminds me of the mathematical term "nimber" which makes me kinda laugh because imagine if librarians called certain books "biks" or if ornithology named a bird "bord"
March 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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"you live in a bubble" oh sorry hadn't realized you were directly in touch with the universal like that. i've been practicing glimpsing it through the particular like a dumbass
March 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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MOVIE TRIVIA: For the scene in Bambi where his mother gets shot, they didn't tell the actors what was going to happen beforehand. What you see is their genuine reactions.
March 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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(Dr Manhattan voice) It is late 2003 and @selectinvert.xyz is sending me Spray_I_Am_Gothic.mp3 over a dialup connection. I love it.

It is early 2025 and I am with @selectinvert watching Spray play I Am Gothic live. I love it
March 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'm just going to park this here, until someone invents something called 'fleb':

FLEBRUARY
February 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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fuck

should have center poet
February 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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This level of spelling is like scuba diving in a majestic coral reef
February 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics
January 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
HAYNES MONSTER MANUAL

with cutaways and wiring diagrams for Beholders and Owlbears
January 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM