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Look upon my Posts, ye Mighty, and Despair

He's a Technical Artist at [videogames], and a statistical outlier that should not have been counted
"Where are they going?"

I bet they've gone to the loo to have a nap.

"Is it really any better?"

Yeah, it's lovely and quiet in there!
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"wait for evidence" is going straight into my lexicon of euphamisms
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
DRR... DRR... DRR...
(me when I slowly come, this way)
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
The poster featured a noir-ish picture of George Clooney wearing a centurion costume, aiming a pistol.

On waking, this didn't make so much sense, but I trusted the Coens wouldn't make it if it wasn't a good idea 🤷
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
October 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Have you considered a third (3rd) packet of crisps?
October 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I mis-eyeballed the orange hookup line as a brown dog line, and thought "sure, good for them"
October 30, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I liked that one! 😁
October 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Does the cocktail taste like Books?
October 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Did you start this project by thinking "What can I do with Twine?" and then logically decided on horstrangulation?
September 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I now want to know how Royal Navy Janeway would've dealt with a Tuvix situation. Are there protocols for That.
September 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
or just SPORTS
September 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
there should be an England flag with the word FOOTBALL on it so people know you're flying it for football reasons
September 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Yes, I've gone to sleep *far* too late several times because of that "feature"!
September 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i'm going to FLIPPING FREAK when Dracula pops up in Dune 3
September 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
why spend money on expensive Standing In A Loud Room Watching Someone Adjust Knobs when there's knobs at home!
August 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
They give 5% back as Uber Credit, which is maybe worth it if you're making an expensive journey.

It does incentivise coming back though, which is the point!

Their app is more fiddly than others I've tried though
August 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
For me, it's just that they give some money back - otherwise I wouldn't bother 🤷‍♂️
August 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM