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Look upon my Posts, ye Mighty, and Despair

He's a Technical Artist at [videogames], and a statistical outlier that should not have been counted
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October 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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thank u november
March 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Picture of Mad Max from the movie 'Fury Road' captioned "Uuh, that's beer" because Mr Boat posted a normal statement about beer
December 13, 2024 at 10:34 AM
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We've got electric showers in the UK, but they're considerably less... Brazilian?
Photo of a UK-style electrically heated shower unit in a bathroom. It's a white plastic box with dials, fitted to the wall, with the shower-head connected via a hose. There are no visible wires. The shower-head itself is not heated.
December 2, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Merry Crispmas everyone!

#CrispSandwichDay
A diagonally-sliced sliced-white-bread sandwich is arranged on a paper plate on a wooden surface. Some ham and crisps are visible peeking out from between the slices of bread. Nearby are an empty sandwich wrapper labelled "Tesco Smoked Ham and Mustard" and a yellow open crisp-packet labelled "Kettle Cheddar and Red Onion"
October 25, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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last time I visited, i picked up forty tons of Platypus Eggs
Screenshot of an old Elite game, showing Lave Station
September 25, 2024 at 11:15 AM
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I don't remember why I made this back in 2018, but I've just found the .psd and it is Beautiful
Image depicting five rubbish bins in ascending order of size, labelled "The Ascent Of Bin" in a fancy font, intended to evoke the image "march of progress" except with bins instead of homonids
September 20, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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BLUESKY USER #347,547 LOGGING ON

Not super low, but it'd be pleasingly memorable if it was a phone number
Image showing that I'm Bluesky user number 347,547
September 17, 2024 at 10:31 AM
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three of them!
A picture of the little grey cats, labelled "three of them," indicating that there are three of them
September 12, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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Look, I'm sure there'll be a perfectly sensible and brain-workingly logical reason why this might happen 🤷‍♂️
Picture of the 'Label Scanner' website, which tells me that I have the "microwaved burrito foil" eventual-cause-of-death Bluesky label from 'The Cave of Trophonius'
August 29, 2024 at 10:16 AM
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i love to Sit Normally
First-person view of a pair of black-clad legs entwined around the arm-rest of a train-station's "standing" seats, because I just wanna rest my feet dammit.
June 20, 2024 at 8:44 AM
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This bit says "in cafés" 👨‍🏫
May 9, 2024 at 11:15 AM
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[unrelated picture of a gummy worm]
Two human hands grasping a Giant Gummy Worm. Dimensions: 26" x 1.5" thick (5" circumference) Weight: 3 pounds Calories: 4,000
April 19, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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Watching this feels like watching the end of '2001: A Space Odyssey' 😲
Lisa Simpson saying "I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME"
March 15, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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two of them
February 20, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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Good evening and CROM everyone
A man wearing black and (fake) fur on a throne of (fake) skulls Bearded man with black and blue face paint and a fur collar, eyes boggling View over knees onto a bonfire
February 17, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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WE DINE WELL TONITE
Photograph of a tasteful arrangement of: A large jar of pickled gherkins A pack of dried soya chunks Some chocolate coins
February 7, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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i'm a winterpilled cosymaxing scarfcel
January 16, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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picture of a hand about to slam into a button labelled "BUY POT"
January 15, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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Me when dog
January 7, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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I'd better archive my most popular Tweet on the ex-bird app, while it's still there!
Screenshot of a tweet from my Twitter account from 1st January 2020, reading as follows: 1920 handshaking with 2020 Faffing about trying to get the wireless to work
December 31, 2023 at 4:15 PM
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Me am Customer.
What you point?
Me help point!
A sign saying "Customer Help Point"
December 30, 2023 at 8:07 PM
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I made a Red Dwarf for my tree!
December 26, 2023 at 10:02 PM
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WHEN ALL ARE ONE
December 25, 2023 at 6:37 PM
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What time is it?

I said WHAT TIME IS IT?

It is 1805

Oceans are now battlefields 🫡
December 22, 2023 at 8:13 PM