Adam Segaller
@segaller.bsky.social
Actor, Writer, Meta-fugee. TV's JP Morgan, Andrew Carnegie & Lord Rothschild.
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Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet
October 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet
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Senator: (after spending 8 hours crafting the perfect tweet) Instead of acting illegally, the president should consider the price of turnips at the grocery
February 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Senator: (after spending 8 hours crafting the perfect tweet) Instead of acting illegally, the president should consider the price of turnips at the grocery
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Stop calling them 'tweets' already. You're embarrassing yourself. They're called "bluejaculations" here
July 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Stop calling them 'tweets' already. You're embarrassing yourself. They're called "bluejaculations" here
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A reminder that the @nytimes.com told New Yorkers to not rank Mamdani at all, & instead endorsed former hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson.
Tilson sits at a whopping .8%.
Corporate media trust is dead. They killed themselves by failing to fulfill their promise of holding the powerful accountable.
Tilson sits at a whopping .8%.
Corporate media trust is dead. They killed themselves by failing to fulfill their promise of holding the powerful accountable.
June 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
A reminder that the @nytimes.com told New Yorkers to not rank Mamdani at all, & instead endorsed former hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson.
Tilson sits at a whopping .8%.
Corporate media trust is dead. They killed themselves by failing to fulfill their promise of holding the powerful accountable.
Tilson sits at a whopping .8%.
Corporate media trust is dead. They killed themselves by failing to fulfill their promise of holding the powerful accountable.
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louder for the people in the back
June 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
louder for the people in the back
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Brad Lander: "I also need to thank some of the most important people in my life and on this campaign—I mean, of course, the NYT editorial board. Just kidding, of course: I love Wordle and Connections, but I really urge the Times to cancel their new feature 'Editorial Riddles.' No one likes those."
June 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Brad Lander: "I also need to thank some of the most important people in my life and on this campaign—I mean, of course, the NYT editorial board. Just kidding, of course: I love Wordle and Connections, but I really urge the Times to cancel their new feature 'Editorial Riddles.' No one likes those."
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Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5
June 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5
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We must acknowledge that the accusations I've made about my opponent are no less troubling merely because I made them up
June 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We must acknowledge that the accusations I've made about my opponent are no less troubling merely because I made them up
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It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
June 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
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Pray you once more,
Is not your father grown incapable
Of reasonable affairs? Is he not stupid
With age and alt’ring rheums? Can he speak? Hear?
Know man from man? Dispute his own estate?
Lies he not bed-rid? And again does nothing
But what he did being childish?
Is not your father grown incapable
Of reasonable affairs? Is he not stupid
With age and alt’ring rheums? Can he speak? Hear?
Know man from man? Dispute his own estate?
Lies he not bed-rid? And again does nothing
But what he did being childish?
June 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Pray you once more,
Is not your father grown incapable
Of reasonable affairs? Is he not stupid
With age and alt’ring rheums? Can he speak? Hear?
Know man from man? Dispute his own estate?
Lies he not bed-rid? And again does nothing
But what he did being childish?
Is not your father grown incapable
Of reasonable affairs? Is he not stupid
With age and alt’ring rheums? Can he speak? Hear?
Know man from man? Dispute his own estate?
Lies he not bed-rid? And again does nothing
But what he did being childish?
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people who relentlessly defend a party whose most recent act of resistance was building a giant inflatable chicken while handing out tacos at the RNC: let me tell you a little something about optics
June 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
people who relentlessly defend a party whose most recent act of resistance was building a giant inflatable chicken while handing out tacos at the RNC: let me tell you a little something about optics
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There are many complicated explanations for why Dems have spent 50 yrs losing lots of elections, but theres also a simple one:
Dems were a majority party for decades when they championed New Deal-ism & they became a losing party when they sided with money & discarded that legacy
Dems were a majority party for decades when they championed New Deal-ism & they became a losing party when they sided with money & discarded that legacy
June 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
There are many complicated explanations for why Dems have spent 50 yrs losing lots of elections, but theres also a simple one:
Dems were a majority party for decades when they championed New Deal-ism & they became a losing party when they sided with money & discarded that legacy
Dems were a majority party for decades when they championed New Deal-ism & they became a losing party when they sided with money & discarded that legacy
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this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion
June 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion
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A plague a’ both houses!
June 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A plague a’ both houses!
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less "who's rogan of the left" and more "how do we get rid of podcasts"
May 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
less "who's rogan of the left" and more "how do we get rid of podcasts"