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SeanJBird
@seanjbird.bsky.social
· Dec 18
A paper towel roll hates to see me coming.
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I for one can’t imagine a dystopian world where this exists
January 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I for one can’t imagine a dystopian world where this exists
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They claim to have a higher purpose but at their heart their only purpose is the power their guns have on beings who can’t defend themselves. They wrap themselves in coda that doesn’t actually mean anything. If they were so proud they’d stop being lil punks and show their faces
January 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
They claim to have a higher purpose but at their heart their only purpose is the power their guns have on beings who can’t defend themselves. They wrap themselves in coda that doesn’t actually mean anything. If they were so proud they’d stop being lil punks and show their faces
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One thing that stands out about Fallout is the “brotherhood”: a faux patrol force that’s actually a cult of losers who hide their faces and voices and feel powerful due to their guns and bigotry and myths about their own righteousness. An armada of unqualified, cowardly dorks
January 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
One thing that stands out about Fallout is the “brotherhood”: a faux patrol force that’s actually a cult of losers who hide their faces and voices and feel powerful due to their guns and bigotry and myths about their own righteousness. An armada of unqualified, cowardly dorks
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This game is not participating in Dry January!
January 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
This game is not participating in Dry January!
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"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” — John F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” — John F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.
"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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The guy in the seat next to you, after he's done "some pull-ups or step-ups" at the gate
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The guy in the seat next to you, after he's done "some pull-ups or step-ups" at the gate
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Timeline cleanse
October 27, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Timeline cleanse
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hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot
June 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot
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They are MTV Cribs'ing concentration camps.
Ron DeSantis on his new camp for migrants: "We've got showers. There you see the shower and bath facilities."
June 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
They are MTV Cribs'ing concentration camps.
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen
May 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen
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teamwork makes the dream work
May 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
teamwork makes the dream work
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i absolutely do believe that the nba is rigged on some level. just look at the game that's on right now. all the refs are there. the ball's obviously just been inflated. the goals are set up. there's a knicks logo on the floor. they've been planning to play this game for days
May 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i absolutely do believe that the nba is rigged on some level. just look at the game that's on right now. all the refs are there. the ball's obviously just been inflated. the goals are set up. there's a knicks logo on the floor. they've been planning to play this game for days
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Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
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rough day to be a person
February 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
rough day to be a person
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remembering when aaron rodgers got really into crypto and started styling himself like a guy who sells black market Brain Jacks in a cyberpunk movie
February 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
remembering when aaron rodgers got really into crypto and started styling himself like a guy who sells black market Brain Jacks in a cyberpunk movie
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i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him
January 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him
A paper towel roll hates to see me coming.
December 18, 2024 at 12:24 AM
A paper towel roll hates to see me coming.