Rob
@seamlessrob.bsky.social
Northern Ontario boy, hockey lover
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November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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It’s been what, 6-7 years of legalized sports betting in states? Two players already arrested, countless more scandals.
What a great way to make sports worse. Was it worth it?
What a great way to make sports worse. Was it worth it?
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It’s been what, 6-7 years of legalized sports betting in states? Two players already arrested, countless more scandals.
What a great way to make sports worse. Was it worth it?
What a great way to make sports worse. Was it worth it?
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Pisces: Your brain fog will lift just in time to see your mental ship dashed against some psychic rocks.
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Pisces: Your brain fog will lift just in time to see your mental ship dashed against some psychic rocks.
Damn girl, what's your favourite dinosaur time? Is it cretaceous?
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Damn girl, what's your favourite dinosaur time? Is it cretaceous?
Why, of all places, was Shaggy banging on the bathroom floor? That's gross.
We learned earlier he'd forgotten he'd given her an extra key, they didn't need to hide. The bathroom floor? Romance is dead
We learned earlier he'd forgotten he'd given her an extra key, they didn't need to hide. The bathroom floor? Romance is dead
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Why, of all places, was Shaggy banging on the bathroom floor? That's gross.
We learned earlier he'd forgotten he'd given her an extra key, they didn't need to hide. The bathroom floor? Romance is dead
We learned earlier he'd forgotten he'd given her an extra key, they didn't need to hide. The bathroom floor? Romance is dead
Nobody ever talks about Neptune, the forgotten middle child of planets
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Nobody ever talks about Neptune, the forgotten middle child of planets
Cuomo hasn't done anything special since Pinkerton
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Cuomo hasn't done anything special since Pinkerton
Just threw back a handful of shelled sunflower seeds. My local birds would be so pissed if they knew how I lived
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Just threw back a handful of shelled sunflower seeds. My local birds would be so pissed if they knew how I lived
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the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care
The best way to get adjust to the time change is to drink until 2am, like usual, then be tired all the time
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The best way to get adjust to the time change is to drink until 2am, like usual, then be tired all the time
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How much do you pay for your WIFI?!
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
How much do you pay for your WIFI?!
It's called a nap and they fuckin rule
I fell asleep for 15 minutes now Im back awake
November 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
It's called a nap and they fuckin rule
Kills me that he's said he's capable of doing another album like Endtroducing, but just doesn't wanna. I remember being so excited, then...not... when he dropped The Outsider after Endtroducing.
You've Come a Long Way, Baby is better to me, though. Had that tape in my Walkman for a full school year
You've Come a Long Way, Baby is better to me, though. Had that tape in my Walkman for a full school year
i don't think this is a controversial opinion but DJ Shadow's Endtroducing..... is one of the best electronic albums ever made
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Kills me that he's said he's capable of doing another album like Endtroducing, but just doesn't wanna. I remember being so excited, then...not... when he dropped The Outsider after Endtroducing.
You've Come a Long Way, Baby is better to me, though. Had that tape in my Walkman for a full school year
You've Come a Long Way, Baby is better to me, though. Had that tape in my Walkman for a full school year
Got my kids to bed in record time. Turns out all I need to do is keep them up past midnight watching baseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Got my kids to bed in record time. Turns out all I need to do is keep them up past midnight watching baseball
I hope the Dodgers hotel doesn't have quite enough blankets, and my Blue Jay boys have biiiig thick comforters at home that make you wanna just stay in bed all morning
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I hope the Dodgers hotel doesn't have quite enough blankets, and my Blue Jay boys have biiiig thick comforters at home that make you wanna just stay in bed all morning
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The last time Canada won the World Series was 1993.
The last time Canada won the Stanley Cup was 1993.
Jays win tonight. Habs in June.
Here we go.
The last time Canada won the Stanley Cup was 1993.
Jays win tonight. Habs in June.
Here we go.
November 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The last time Canada won the World Series was 1993.
The last time Canada won the Stanley Cup was 1993.
Jays win tonight. Habs in June.
Here we go.
The last time Canada won the Stanley Cup was 1993.
Jays win tonight. Habs in June.
Here we go.
Did Jenelle ever get to see Kesha? I can't remember how that resolved
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Did Jenelle ever get to see Kesha? I can't remember how that resolved
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Turns out I love footage of manually mixing colours.
I want to scoop a trowel into some vibrant stuff, probably be amazing
I want to scoop a trowel into some vibrant stuff, probably be amazing
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Turns out I love footage of manually mixing colours.
I want to scoop a trowel into some vibrant stuff, probably be amazing
I want to scoop a trowel into some vibrant stuff, probably be amazing
2 games of hockey down this week, 4 more to go
October 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
2 games of hockey down this week, 4 more to go
My favorite kind of chip? A computer chip. Dell pickle
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My favorite kind of chip? A computer chip. Dell pickle
So rude of the Big Bopper to take that phone call in the middle of his song
October 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
So rude of the Big Bopper to take that phone call in the middle of his song
My old boss was paying over $500/year on a 5 year term for a website. When I found out I got it credited back, switched over to basic hosting and threw together a wordpress site in its place in an afternoon
That was 2014. I'm *still* eating off that credit
That was 2014. I'm *still* eating off that credit
I am begging small business owners to host their own website. I should not have to download Instagram or Yelp to simply see your work or make an appointment! You are leaving money on the table a website costs ten dollars good lord
October 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
My old boss was paying over $500/year on a 5 year term for a website. When I found out I got it credited back, switched over to basic hosting and threw together a wordpress site in its place in an afternoon
That was 2014. I'm *still* eating off that credit
That was 2014. I'm *still* eating off that credit
I don't know how it happened but a few years ago Carly Rae Jepsen - Run Away With Me became my pump-up song on my way to hockey
That sax turns me into an animal who must skate fast. Vibing so hard this afternoon
That sax turns me into an animal who must skate fast. Vibing so hard this afternoon
October 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I don't know how it happened but a few years ago Carly Rae Jepsen - Run Away With Me became my pump-up song on my way to hockey
That sax turns me into an animal who must skate fast. Vibing so hard this afternoon
That sax turns me into an animal who must skate fast. Vibing so hard this afternoon
I want the Blue Jays to win, but not by too much. I don't want the other team to be sad
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I want the Blue Jays to win, but not by too much. I don't want the other team to be sad