Scrub Jay
scrubbiestjay.bsky.social
Scrub Jay
@scrubbiestjay.bsky.social
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advertising for video games is stuck in 2003 and only valve seems to have figured that out. your audience literally transitioned, catch up already
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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bro i bet willy wonka's emails were CRAZY
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Endless patronizing "but how are we going to pay for it" by people who in their private life were emailing a pedophile to say "money isn't even real lol"
it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Finally a big city mayor raised on “YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!”
we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor

Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
June 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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your wishing and yearning and aspiration aren't silly feelings to be dismissed. they are actually the glimmers of your identity and you should listen to them instead of telling on yourself that you ignored them
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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"the president is healthier than ever", they keep saying, about the old man who can't stop talking about going to hell soon while constantly wearing Disco Elysium's The Expression
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Without any irony watching all broadcasting and internet traffic become funneled through 5 Billionaires and 3 Corporations:

"China has shut down all its news in favor of those in power"
I've been to China. Newspapers, magazines, and TV networks by the dozens have been shut down since the 1990s It is authoritarian, do you remember Tenamin Square as it unfolded on live television?
October 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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you: taylor swift needs to address criticisms that her lyrics are heteronormative morality tales aimed at reifying tradwife narratives in an age of reemergent fascism

tectonic plate sandwiched between the continental crust and the earth's mantle: *shifts imperceptibly
October 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Pardon me, sir
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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anyway
October 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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its like the old saying goes, if you dont get everything done in one day you should give up. its obviously not going to happen
October 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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i had an opinion about the new tswift record after all
www.patreon.com/posts/140377...
October 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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i made this at 2am
January 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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this is basically portland's version of a haka
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
October 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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I know we all love this man, but make sure to genuinely carry his message in your heart: you can always reject a false premise. There are almost always more than two choices.
October 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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babe wake up it's the 20th year in a row the democrat legislature gives republicans everything they want in exchange for avoiding a government shutdown
Jeffries: "We're headed into the meeting [with Trump] to have a good faith negotiation about landing the plane in a way that avoids a government shutdown but does not continue the Republican assault on the healthcare of the American people."
September 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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president trump you can go straight to
September 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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biggest inaccuracy in predicting the future isn't pan am and howard johnson in space, it's the yappy, overly familiar computer making a single mistake and the humans going we gotta shut this shit down
taking a piss and getting a snack during the 2001 a space odyssey intermission. god this is civilized. this is paradise
September 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?

"fork lady is eroding public confidence."

"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."

"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."

that's what you sound like.
September 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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liv agar
September 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM