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Birthday Boy Stab Man
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Living at the top when you’re at the fucking bottom.
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just ate birria ramen so good I feel like I could punch God
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
“Make those profits. Die alone. See your grave from 40 years from now.” has been burned into the frontal lobe of my brain for a whole decade now
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Chuck Schumer a bitch
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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frankly Jennifer Garner what is in my wallet is none of your business
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Cheney died, Mamdani won, Death Grips are recording, and now Pelosi is fucking off.

I forgot what hope felt like…
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
DEATH GRIPS IS ONLINE
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
FUCK YEAH THIS RULES
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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We love to see it, don't we folks?
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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👀
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
REST IN PISS BOZOOOOOOO
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 17d
JUST IN: Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful vice presidents in American history, died Monday, according to a statement from his family. He was 84 years old.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney dead at 84
Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful vice president in American history, died Monday, according to a statement from his family. He was 84 years old.
n.pr
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
ALT: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
My personal greatest struggle in life is resisting the temptation to comment “DOWNSTROKES ONLY YOU FUCKING POSERS!!!” on Tiktoks of kids playing Ramones covers
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
did u win
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Cannot tell if all the World Series tweets on my timeline right now are based in joy or pain
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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i can’t believe windom earle is running for governor here. you’d think all the murders would disqualify him.
still should make it easy for coop to track him down
October 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM