Scott Allan
@scottallan48.bsky.social
Mainly football skeets. Have been known to let right wing cya next Tuesdays to gtf.
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Looks like we ain't playing England until the knockout stages.
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Looks like we ain't playing England until the knockout stages.
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"If I'd known I'd have to sit through an hour of Gianni Infantino I'd have just played a square ball" - Kieran Tierney
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"If I'd known I'd have to sit through an hour of Gianni Infantino I'd have just played a square ball" - Kieran Tierney
This. But Spangles, not Jujubes
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This. But Spangles, not Jujubes
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I have low vision and I rely on alt text and image descriptions to provide context about images on platforms like BlueSky. If you don’t know how to write #AltText yet, I have several guides on my website that can show you how— take the #AltTextChallenge! veroniiiica.com/how-to-write... (1/10)
How To Write Alt Text And Image Descriptions
The ultimate guide on how to write alt text and image descriptions for the visually impaired, written by someone with low vision who uses alt text
veroniiiica.com
November 19, 2024 at 7:41 PM
I have low vision and I rely on alt text and image descriptions to provide context about images on platforms like BlueSky. If you don’t know how to write #AltText yet, I have several guides on my website that can show you how— take the #AltTextChallenge! veroniiiica.com/how-to-write... (1/10)
This guys stuff is top notch. Well worth checking out!
My calendar is FINALLY at the printers.
Nothing on this Calendar is a template. I do EVERYTHING from scratch. Design, quotes, movie anniversaries..
50 have already gone. Limited number available. If you'd like one, you can order here www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you!
Nothing on this Calendar is a template. I do EVERYTHING from scratch. Design, quotes, movie anniversaries..
50 have already gone. Limited number available. If you'd like one, you can order here www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...
Thank you!
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This guys stuff is top notch. Well worth checking out!
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THE WEEK IN SCOTTISH FOOTBALL PATTER 2025/26: Vol. 4
August 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
THE WEEK IN SCOTTISH FOOTBALL PATTER 2025/26: Vol. 4
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What fresh hell is this?*
Too much, way too much!
*Yeah, yeah, it's in old money, sue me ;)
Too much, way too much!
*Yeah, yeah, it's in old money, sue me ;)
August 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
What fresh hell is this?*
Too much, way too much!
*Yeah, yeah, it's in old money, sue me ;)
Too much, way too much!
*Yeah, yeah, it's in old money, sue me ;)
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I'm sad to say that since leaving Twitter/X my sales for live shows have dropped quite a lot - it turns out that even though it's a dreadful place it was still useful for getting the word out about events. So any shares / RTs of my posts about live shows are hugely appreciated!
August 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I'm sad to say that since leaving Twitter/X my sales for live shows have dropped quite a lot - it turns out that even though it's a dreadful place it was still useful for getting the word out about events. So any shares / RTs of my posts about live shows are hugely appreciated!
If any Jambo fancies a laugh tonight, go search for dirty hearts 3 Sunderland 0 on YouTube.
That guy is fuckin raging :)
That guy is fuckin raging :)
July 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If any Jambo fancies a laugh tonight, go search for dirty hearts 3 Sunderland 0 on YouTube.
That guy is fuckin raging :)
That guy is fuckin raging :)
@mrgoodposter.bsky.social It wasn't me, honest!
Went on a date to see the 3rd Lord Of The Rings film. Getting into bed later I did a Gollum impression and grabbed his dick while saying "my precious." The look of horror on his face I thought I'd fucked up. Later on when he came he shouted "for Frodo!" 15 years married this year.
July 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
@mrgoodposter.bsky.social It wasn't me, honest!
Lynyrd Skynyrd and Blackberry Smoke in Brum tonight with (not so) mini me along for his first gig.
July 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Lynyrd Skynyrd and Blackberry Smoke in Brum tonight with (not so) mini me along for his first gig.
Age verification?
My first computer was a ZX81.
My first computer was a ZX81.
Age verification?
My first job involved sending Telex messages.
My first job involved sending Telex messages.
Age verification?
I missed seeing MBV as I didn’t get the MMR.
I missed seeing MBV as I didn’t get the MMR.
July 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Age verification?
My first computer was a ZX81.
My first computer was a ZX81.
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COMPETITION TIME! I’m going to give away these two test prints. A3 Vader to 1st place, A5 U-wing to the second.
To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick 2 random winners on Sat 31st 6pm.
Please do visit my shop www.infinitebacon.com
thank you and good luck!
To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick 2 random winners on Sat 31st 6pm.
Please do visit my shop www.infinitebacon.com
thank you and good luck!
May 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
COMPETITION TIME! I’m going to give away these two test prints. A3 Vader to 1st place, A5 U-wing to the second.
To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick 2 random winners on Sat 31st 6pm.
Please do visit my shop www.infinitebacon.com
thank you and good luck!
To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick 2 random winners on Sat 31st 6pm.
Please do visit my shop www.infinitebacon.com
thank you and good luck!
Neeeeeeeeeeeed! 😍🤤
The Fuzzy Fellowship is complete. I’ve been working on these #Muppet / #LordOfTheRings minis over time, and I even have the perfect D&D mod to use them in
May 31, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Neeeeeeeeeeeed! 😍🤤
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My last cat charity print flopped (blaming my pics) SO
Here’s a limited A5 Charity Jonsey/Ripley print. 100 available, £5 from each print going to The Celia Hammond Animal Trust.
If you’d like one: www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/riple...
It’ll cost you nothing to share this so please do! TY! x
Here’s a limited A5 Charity Jonsey/Ripley print. 100 available, £5 from each print going to The Celia Hammond Animal Trust.
If you’d like one: www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/riple...
It’ll cost you nothing to share this so please do! TY! x
May 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My last cat charity print flopped (blaming my pics) SO
Here’s a limited A5 Charity Jonsey/Ripley print. 100 available, £5 from each print going to The Celia Hammond Animal Trust.
If you’d like one: www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/riple...
It’ll cost you nothing to share this so please do! TY! x
Here’s a limited A5 Charity Jonsey/Ripley print. 100 available, £5 from each print going to The Celia Hammond Animal Trust.
If you’d like one: www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/riple...
It’ll cost you nothing to share this so please do! TY! x
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This is one that needs to go viral regularly.
May 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This is one that needs to go viral regularly.
We based ours on Lord of the Rings. Each table was named after a place in Middle Earth.
Our rings were the One Ring.
Our cake topper was a brilliant wee statue of Aragorn and Arwen.
Our rings were the One Ring.
Our cake topper was a brilliant wee statue of Aragorn and Arwen.
May 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
We based ours on Lord of the Rings. Each table was named after a place in Middle Earth.
Our rings were the One Ring.
Our cake topper was a brilliant wee statue of Aragorn and Arwen.
Our rings were the One Ring.
Our cake topper was a brilliant wee statue of Aragorn and Arwen.
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CHARITY PRINT! I was asked if I could make my b&w Indy sketch a print.
So I’m producing a limited run with a third of the proceeds going to the, ‘Show Racism the Red Card’ charity. Last time I did this the charity received £400!
If you’d like to join in: www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/punch...
TY!
So I’m producing a limited run with a third of the proceeds going to the, ‘Show Racism the Red Card’ charity. Last time I did this the charity received £400!
If you’d like to join in: www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/punch...
TY!
March 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
CHARITY PRINT! I was asked if I could make my b&w Indy sketch a print.
So I’m producing a limited run with a third of the proceeds going to the, ‘Show Racism the Red Card’ charity. Last time I did this the charity received £400!
If you’d like to join in: www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/punch...
TY!
So I’m producing a limited run with a third of the proceeds going to the, ‘Show Racism the Red Card’ charity. Last time I did this the charity received £400!
If you’d like to join in: www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/punch...
TY!
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The Irish have started calling Conor McGregor, ‘Andrew Tayto’.
March 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The Irish have started calling Conor McGregor, ‘Andrew Tayto’.
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