Ryoga Rocket
@ryogarocket.bsky.social
I write articles, reviews, and the occasional D&D adventure. One of the things I wrote even won an award. Also plenty of miniature painting, dice making, and cosplay.
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
How I'm walking out of 2025
DM: The madness that infuses this area comes from the demon lord Graz'zt. Failing your saves against it inflicts you with madnesses of egotism, hedonism, and debauchery.
Bard, having failed multiple saves: ... I don't feel any different.
Bard, having failed multiple saves: ... I don't feel any different.
December 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
DM: The madness that infuses this area comes from the demon lord Graz'zt. Failing your saves against it inflicts you with madnesses of egotism, hedonism, and debauchery.
Bard, having failed multiple saves: ... I don't feel any different.
Bard, having failed multiple saves: ... I don't feel any different.
Githyanki NPC: What creche do you hail from?
My bard, disguised as a Githyanki via Disguise Self: Umm... Creche Sukondese.
Githyanki: Sukondese?
Bard: Sukondese nuts!
DM: Roll initiative.
Me: Worth it.
My bard, disguised as a Githyanki via Disguise Self: Umm... Creche Sukondese.
Githyanki: Sukondese?
Bard: Sukondese nuts!
DM: Roll initiative.
Me: Worth it.
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Githyanki NPC: What creche do you hail from?
My bard, disguised as a Githyanki via Disguise Self: Umm... Creche Sukondese.
Githyanki: Sukondese?
Bard: Sukondese nuts!
DM: Roll initiative.
Me: Worth it.
My bard, disguised as a Githyanki via Disguise Self: Umm... Creche Sukondese.
Githyanki: Sukondese?
Bard: Sukondese nuts!
DM: Roll initiative.
Me: Worth it.
It just struck me how many people online do exactly this. They come out of nowhere, shout how you're wrong, and then immediately leave.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R6_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R6_...
Oh, Reginald! (High Quality)
YouTube video by candycoatedsandman
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It just struck me how many people online do exactly this. They come out of nowhere, shout how you're wrong, and then immediately leave.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R6_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R6_...
Last chance to grab this D&D adventure bundle before it goes down at the end of the year!
Looking for some D&D Adventurers League mods? A bunch of Dungeoncraft writers (myself included) threw some new and classic adventures into this bundle on @dmsguild.com to ring in the new year: site.dmsguild.com/product/5484...
2025 Year End Celebration [BUNDLE] - Dungeon Masters Guild | Dungeon Masters Guild
Tis the Season for Savings!
10 AL legal AdventuresFor the Forgotten Realms CampaignBy 9 AuthorsSpanning all 4 Tiers,Mul
site.dmsguild.com
December 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Last chance to grab this D&D adventure bundle before it goes down at the end of the year!
Coming soon to DM's Guild...
December 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Coming soon to DM's Guild...
“I am Dungeon Master, your guide to the world of Dungeons and Dragons.”
December 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I am Dungeon Master, your guide to the world of Dungeons and Dragons.”
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A warning from the lawyer representing the unjustly fired Oklahoma TA! Beware of GFM scams: her client is NOT crowdfunding at this time.
Please be aware of possible scams! My client, Mel Curth, is not seeking any donations at this time. She is grateful for your support and instead requests folks that want to help to donate to the local organizations of your choice!
December 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
A warning from the lawyer representing the unjustly fired Oklahoma TA! Beware of GFM scams: her client is NOT crowdfunding at this time.
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As a Jew, it’s fun watching the administration post Christian nationalist messages while also saying they are doing everything they can to curb antisemitism.
Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
As a Jew, it’s fun watching the administration post Christian nationalist messages while also saying they are doing everything they can to curb antisemitism.
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This is a great example of how genAI steals from us all on multiple levels. It's stolen a promotional spot for real books and authors, it's stolen a job from an actual journalist who could have compiled this, it's stolen an opportunity for parents to be recommended good NZ books for their kids
#4 sounds like a lovely book but I didn't write it. Have had whānau up and down the country send me clippings lol
Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.
Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is a great example of how genAI steals from us all on multiple levels. It's stolen a promotional spot for real books and authors, it's stolen a job from an actual journalist who could have compiled this, it's stolen an opportunity for parents to be recommended good NZ books for their kids
Wishing a merry Christmas to all who celebrate it (and a relaxing day off work for the rest of us)
December 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Wishing a merry Christmas to all who celebrate it (and a relaxing day off work for the rest of us)
Normally I'm not one for Christmas specials, but The Goes Wrong Show's specials have become a holiday tradition: youtu.be/oqW3_AZRSlw?...
The Goes Wrong Show- The Nativity | FULL EPISODE | Sn 2 | Ep 1 | Lionsgate TV
YouTube video by LionsgateTV
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Normally I'm not one for Christmas specials, but The Goes Wrong Show's specials have become a holiday tradition: youtu.be/oqW3_AZRSlw?...
"Americans say they do not trust the press," says the person responsible for holding back a story for obvious political reasons.
Look, I know this gif is overused, but goddamn does it feel appropriate.
Look, I know this gif is overused, but goddamn does it feel appropriate.
December 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"Americans say they do not trust the press," says the person responsible for holding back a story for obvious political reasons.
Look, I know this gif is overused, but goddamn does it feel appropriate.
Look, I know this gif is overused, but goddamn does it feel appropriate.
Not like we needed more reasons to stay the hell off the website formerly known as Twitter, but this is yet another compelling one.
Users are noticing Twitter/X has added a Grok-powered AI image editor that lets anyone edit any image on the platform, including other people’s artwork using text prompts.
Artists warn there’s no opt-out or consent, raising concerns over unauthorized edits and misuse.
Artists warn there’s no opt-out or consent, raising concerns over unauthorized edits and misuse.
December 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Not like we needed more reasons to stay the hell off the website formerly known as Twitter, but this is yet another compelling one.
Painted a pair of classic space orks
December 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Painted a pair of classic space orks
10 TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026:
- DIE
- Monty Python RPG
- Power Rangers TTRPG
- Land of Eem
- The Princess Bride RPG
- Starfinder 2e
- Marvel Multiverse RPG
- Sentai & Sensibility
- Thirsty Sword Lesbians
- They Came From Beneath the Sea
- DIE
- Monty Python RPG
- Power Rangers TTRPG
- Land of Eem
- The Princess Bride RPG
- Starfinder 2e
- Marvel Multiverse RPG
- Sentai & Sensibility
- Thirsty Sword Lesbians
- They Came From Beneath the Sea
10 TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026.
- Tacklebox
- Blades 68
- Triangle Agency
- Grail (🤞)
- One Ring
- Teeth: False Kingdom
- Ex Tenebris
- Coriolis: The Great Dark
- The Scions
- First Among Equals (🤞)
- Tacklebox
- Blades 68
- Triangle Agency
- Grail (🤞)
- One Ring
- Teeth: False Kingdom
- Ex Tenebris
- Coriolis: The Great Dark
- The Scions
- First Among Equals (🤞)
10 TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026:
- The Walking Dead
- TEETH
- Nimble TTRPG
- SPINE (Solo)
- Coriolis: The Great Dark
- TERMINUS (using Delta Green)
- Doomsong
- Slugblaster
- His Majesty The Worm
- One More Song (Solo)
- The Walking Dead
- TEETH
- Nimble TTRPG
- SPINE (Solo)
- Coriolis: The Great Dark
- TERMINUS (using Delta Green)
- Doomsong
- Slugblaster
- His Majesty The Worm
- One More Song (Solo)
December 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
10 TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026:
- DIE
- Monty Python RPG
- Power Rangers TTRPG
- Land of Eem
- The Princess Bride RPG
- Starfinder 2e
- Marvel Multiverse RPG
- Sentai & Sensibility
- Thirsty Sword Lesbians
- They Came From Beneath the Sea
- DIE
- Monty Python RPG
- Power Rangers TTRPG
- Land of Eem
- The Princess Bride RPG
- Starfinder 2e
- Marvel Multiverse RPG
- Sentai & Sensibility
- Thirsty Sword Lesbians
- They Came From Beneath the Sea
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Teacher here:
Teachers absolutely DO NOT need AI to make their jobs easier.
We need good high-quality curriculum (costs money)
We need resources and supplies (costs money)
We need smaller class sizes (costs money)
We don't need AI slop substituting for any of that.
Teachers absolutely DO NOT need AI to make their jobs easier.
We need good high-quality curriculum (costs money)
We need resources and supplies (costs money)
We need smaller class sizes (costs money)
We don't need AI slop substituting for any of that.
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Teacher here:
Teachers absolutely DO NOT need AI to make their jobs easier.
We need good high-quality curriculum (costs money)
We need resources and supplies (costs money)
We need smaller class sizes (costs money)
We don't need AI slop substituting for any of that.
Teachers absolutely DO NOT need AI to make their jobs easier.
We need good high-quality curriculum (costs money)
We need resources and supplies (costs money)
We need smaller class sizes (costs money)
We don't need AI slop substituting for any of that.
At least I can take a little comfort in knowing that The Streisand Effect is kicking in to make people share and watch the report
It's the least important element to this, but I find it fascinating on an aesthetic level too.
Americans are watching a bootleg broadcast that someone in Canada recorded off their TV. And people are copying it to various platforms (however imperfect visually) to get it out as widely as possible.
Americans are watching a bootleg broadcast that someone in Canada recorded off their TV. And people are copying it to various platforms (however imperfect visually) to get it out as widely as possible.
December 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
At least I can take a little comfort in knowing that The Streisand Effect is kicking in to make people share and watch the report
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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Actually, $14.99, for those who are moved by that magic cent.
Klaxon! New on Bundle of Holding is our own DIE RPG - the award-winning core book, plus the three scenario books and the quickstart for $15. Purchasing also includes a 15% off voucher for buying the physical books from @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social. #ttrpg #indiettrpg
DIE RPG Bundle
Adventurer! This new DIE RPG Bundle presents DIE, the tabletop roleplaying game from Rowan, Rook, & Decard based on – rather, created in parallel with – the DIE Image Comics series (20 issues, 2018-21...
bundleofholding.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Actually, $14.99, for those who are moved by that magic cent.
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If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
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started / going
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
started / going
Painted up this mini figure of a chibi version of Karlach, AKA best girl in BG3, AKA my tiefling BFF.
Hope I did her justice, @samanthabeart.bsky.social
Hope I did her justice, @samanthabeart.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Painted up this mini figure of a chibi version of Karlach, AKA best girl in BG3, AKA my tiefling BFF.
Hope I did her justice, @samanthabeart.bsky.social
Hope I did her justice, @samanthabeart.bsky.social
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Epstein redactions aren't believable, and they are valuable to fascists specifically because they aren't believable.
Fascists prefer lies to truth. Believing in a lie is preferable to believing a truth, if what you want is to dominate.
Believing lies dominates truth. So they believe lies.
Fascists prefer lies to truth. Believing in a lie is preferable to believing a truth, if what you want is to dominate.
Believing lies dominates truth. So they believe lies.
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Epstein redactions aren't believable, and they are valuable to fascists specifically because they aren't believable.
Fascists prefer lies to truth. Believing in a lie is preferable to believing a truth, if what you want is to dominate.
Believing lies dominates truth. So they believe lies.
Fascists prefer lies to truth. Believing in a lie is preferable to believing a truth, if what you want is to dominate.
Believing lies dominates truth. So they believe lies.