Amy 🍉
@scifisunsets.bsky.social
Scottish woman who loves music, good coffee, and wild weather. Bionic hips, reinforced ankle. Leadership development and coaching bod by day, massive RPG nerd by night.
The “dissolving” stitches in my foot are on the comeback tour. I scratched a bit of dry skin away from one of my heel scars and out emerged full long thread half an inch long. I am curious and holding back the boke in equal measure.
a close up of a woman 's face in a room with a light on the ceiling .
Alt: a close up of a woman 's face in a room with a light on the ceiling .
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November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The “dissolving” stitches in my foot are on the comeback tour. I scratched a bit of dry skin away from one of my heel scars and out emerged full long thread half an inch long. I am curious and holding back the boke in equal measure.
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Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x
I spent a disproportionate amount of time explaining to this beautiful idiot that the noise she heard was me squeezing a pouch of micro rice, and not a pouch of cat food.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I spent a disproportionate amount of time explaining to this beautiful idiot that the noise she heard was me squeezing a pouch of micro rice, and not a pouch of cat food.
This is why I stick with BBC Alba for Hogmanay, you don’t get any of this insipid shite, just wall-to-wall ceilidh bangers, some kids singing in Gaelic, and a cameo from Peat & Diesel.
Ronan Keating to host BBC One's #NewYearsEve celebrations. More details:
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/newyear...
www.tvzoneuk.com/post/newyear...
RONAN KEATING TO HOST BBC ONE'S NEW YEAR'S EVE CELEBRATIONS
Get ready for the ultimate New Year’s Eve party as global music legend Ronan Keating takes centre stage to lead the celebrations into 2026. Ronan Keating & Friends: A New Year’s Eve Party promises a n...
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November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This is why I stick with BBC Alba for Hogmanay, you don’t get any of this insipid shite, just wall-to-wall ceilidh bangers, some kids singing in Gaelic, and a cameo from Peat & Diesel.
#Motability isn’t about giving disabled people free luxury cars for funsies. The mobility aspect of PIP covers the lease of a car (a fixed amount). If you want a BMW/Audi, you pay the difference. Most wheelchair accessible cars do cost more than the fixed amount, so ppl often pay extra to “upgrade”.
'Premium' cars like BMW and Mercedes cut from Motability scheme
Motability says it will provide vehicles that meet disabled peoples' needs and are safe and affordable.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
#Motability isn’t about giving disabled people free luxury cars for funsies. The mobility aspect of PIP covers the lease of a car (a fixed amount). If you want a BMW/Audi, you pay the difference. Most wheelchair accessible cars do cost more than the fixed amount, so ppl often pay extra to “upgrade”.
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
Oh no.
Oh no.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
Oh no.
Oh no.
I had a really thought-provoking coaching session yesterday with a new client, and it’s reminded me of how much I enjoy it and how much more I want to be doing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I had a really thought-provoking coaching session yesterday with a new client, and it’s reminded me of how much I enjoy it and how much more I want to be doing.
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Currently slathering my ankle and heel in aloe vera gel straight from the fridge because it’s hit the “scar looks neat but fuck me the whole thing is swollen and itchy” stage of healing.
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Currently slathering my ankle and heel in aloe vera gel straight from the fridge because it’s hit the “scar looks neat but fuck me the whole thing is swollen and itchy” stage of healing.
Matthew Rhys’ face at Aggie’s window just put the shits right up me. #TheBeastInMe
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Matthew Rhys’ face at Aggie’s window just put the shits right up me. #TheBeastInMe
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The far right targeting a primary school is absolutely disgusting. These English classes are for the pupil’s PARENTS. Just shows people have NO idea how much schools do for families and it’s only a problem when the parents aren’t white www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/...
Far-right mob plans protest migrants’ English class at primary school
Glasgow city council has rounded on a self-styled child protection group which is aiming to picket a school on Monday
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November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The far right targeting a primary school is absolutely disgusting. These English classes are for the pupil’s PARENTS. Just shows people have NO idea how much schools do for families and it’s only a problem when the parents aren’t white www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/...
My crutches and I went to the supermarket, now I want to sleep for approximately eight months.
a little girl is laying on the floor in a playground with the words status written on the bottom
ALT: a little girl is laying on the floor in a playground with the words status written on the bottom
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November 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My crutches and I went to the supermarket, now I want to sleep for approximately eight months.
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A squirrel urging me not to obey a Do Not Feed The Squirrels sign on Kelvingrove Park in the West End of Glasgow, although given the warning below it, I resisted! The sign isn't an official one, but was created by A Sign of Humour.
#glasgow #kelvingrovepark #sign #glasgowhumour #squirrel #squirrels
#glasgow #kelvingrovepark #sign #glasgowhumour #squirrel #squirrels
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
A squirrel urging me not to obey a Do Not Feed The Squirrels sign on Kelvingrove Park in the West End of Glasgow, although given the warning below it, I resisted! The sign isn't an official one, but was created by A Sign of Humour.
#glasgow #kelvingrovepark #sign #glasgowhumour #squirrel #squirrels
#glasgow #kelvingrovepark #sign #glasgowhumour #squirrel #squirrels
I’d probably volunteer for free.
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’d probably volunteer for free.
Does anyone else remember what it was like to feel warm?
elmo from sesame street is standing in the snow in front of a sign that says no parking
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in the snow in front of a sign that says no parking
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November 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Does anyone else remember what it was like to feel warm?
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Kathleen Stock has written an article against "abortion permissiveness". She claims abortion requires "justification" saying the state should limit "unacceptable decision-making" by women about their own bodies.
This is who anti-trans activists proclaim as the feminist thought leaders of our time.
This is who anti-trans activists proclaim as the feminist thought leaders of our time.
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Kathleen Stock has written an article against "abortion permissiveness". She claims abortion requires "justification" saying the state should limit "unacceptable decision-making" by women about their own bodies.
This is who anti-trans activists proclaim as the feminist thought leaders of our time.
This is who anti-trans activists proclaim as the feminist thought leaders of our time.
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Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
Two years ago I was in Australia galavanting around Melbourne and nearby places, watching Something For Kate shows, finding the best coffee, climbing lighthouses, chasing bats down the river, drenched in sunshine.
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Two years ago I was in Australia galavanting around Melbourne and nearby places, watching Something For Kate shows, finding the best coffee, climbing lighthouses, chasing bats down the river, drenched in sunshine.
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Ok but this is totally something Charlotte Church would do
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ok but this is totally something Charlotte Church would do
Only ten more jags of Clexane left to take! My bruised stomach can soon heal.
a close up of a man 's face with the word woo in green letters
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the word woo in green letters
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November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Only ten more jags of Clexane left to take! My bruised stomach can soon heal.