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Amy 🍉
@scifisunsets.bsky.social
Scottish woman who loves music, good coffee, and wild weather. Bionic hips, reinforced ankle. Leadership development and coaching bod by day, massive RPG nerd by night.
Straight up proovin'
We can getcha groovin'
This tracks boomin'
It ain't no hype
Watch us wreck the mike
Watch us wreck the mike
Watch us wreck the mike
Psyche!
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Jesus fucking Christ.
Grifters gotta grift.
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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When you think about the things you *can* get away with saying on your front page just by sticking some quote marks around them, it becomes very clear exactly who the system is meant to protect and who it is meant to destroy.
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.

The Rapture
Fleetwood Mac
Clint Mansell
Tom Jones
Mono
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Mansun
Soulwax
The Dandy Warhols
Bentley Rhythm Ace
Shawshank Duo
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Oasis
George Michael
Elton John
Danny Elfman
P!nk
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Like we’re all clear this is as dangerous as it is farcical right
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The “dissolving” stitches in my foot are on the comeback tour. I scratched a bit of dry skin away from one of my heel scars and out emerged full long thread half an inch long. I am curious and holding back the boke in equal measure.
a close up of a woman 's face in a room with a light on the ceiling .
Alt: a close up of a woman 's face in a room with a light on the ceiling .
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November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Is Dream Phone Conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Dumb fucks say it's time to consider whether they're onto something x
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I spent a disproportionate amount of time explaining to this beautiful idiot that the noise she heard was me squeezing a pouch of micro rice, and not a pouch of cat food.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This is why I stick with BBC Alba for Hogmanay, you don’t get any of this insipid shite, just wall-to-wall ceilidh bangers, some kids singing in Gaelic, and a cameo from Peat & Diesel.
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
#Motability isn’t about giving disabled people free luxury cars for funsies. The mobility aspect of PIP covers the lease of a car (a fixed amount). If you want a BMW/Audi, you pay the difference. Most wheelchair accessible cars do cost more than the fixed amount, so ppl often pay extra to “upgrade”.
'Premium' cars like BMW and Mercedes cut from Motability scheme
Motability says it will provide vehicles that meet disabled peoples' needs and are safe and affordable.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?

Oh no.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I had a really thought-provoking coaching session yesterday with a new client, and it’s reminded me of how much I enjoy it and how much more I want to be doing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.

They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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🎵
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Currently slathering my ankle and heel in aloe vera gel straight from the fridge because it’s hit the “scar looks neat but fuck me the whole thing is swollen and itchy” stage of healing.
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Matthew Rhys’ face at Aggie’s window just put the shits right up me. #TheBeastInMe
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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The far right targeting a primary school is absolutely disgusting. These English classes are for the pupil’s PARENTS. Just shows people have NO idea how much schools do for families and it’s only a problem when the parents aren’t white www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/...
Far-right mob plans protest migrants’ English class at primary school
Glasgow city council has rounded on a self-styled child protection group which is aiming to picket a school on Monday
www.thetimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My crutches and I went to the supermarket, now I want to sleep for approximately eight months.
a little girl is laying on the floor in a playground with the words status written on the bottom
ALT: a little girl is laying on the floor in a playground with the words status written on the bottom
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November 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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A squirrel urging me not to obey a Do Not Feed The Squirrels sign on Kelvingrove Park in the West End of Glasgow, although given the warning below it, I resisted! The sign isn't an official one, but was created by A Sign of Humour.

#glasgow #kelvingrovepark #sign #glasgowhumour #squirrel #squirrels
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I’d probably volunteer for free.
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Does anyone else remember what it was like to feel warm?
elmo from sesame street is standing in the snow in front of a sign that says no parking
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in the snow in front of a sign that says no parking
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November 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM