When I get a dog, I’m calling him Murdo.

For one thousand years!

I’m going to Hell, I know.

Genuinely perfect telly. I love the Tweeted/texted in shoutouts too - “hello to Murdo, Janey, Murdo-Iain, Murdo Dorcha, and Coinneach Beag in Unst, from Sheila, Eoin, Katie and Isla in Dornoch.”

But yeah, limiting access on Motability to just non-luxury British Cars For British Disableds will 100% absolutely solve the cost of living crisis, cure all budgetary issues, and will defo send the Greens and Reform running for the hills due to how amazing Labour totally are.

Also - if a disabled person wants a Nice Car, why shouldn’t they have one? If I needed an adapted car through Motability and decided to pay the difference out of my own money to get a shiny Merc, what’s the problem with that? Or are The Disableds not allowed nice things?

Ready to dig a hole through my tattoo to be quite honest with you. #itchy #peronealtendonrepair #peronealbrevisrepair #calcanealosteotomy

I had someone similar crop up on mine a couple of weeks back. Blocking never felt so sweet.