Pokey Thee Stallion
@schw4b.bsky.social
Disabled gay atheist-humanist. New Deal democratic socialist. Also still artist, writer, creator-of-nonsense; tabletop miniature enthusiast, comic book weirdo (he/him)
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2015: it’s Black Friday!
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
2015: it’s Black Friday!
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
Republicans cutting SNAP: "Fuck them kids!"
Republicans excusing Epstein's crimes: "Fuck them kids!"
Republicans excusing Epstein's crimes: "Fuck them kids!"
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Republicans cutting SNAP: "Fuck them kids!"
Republicans excusing Epstein's crimes: "Fuck them kids!"
Republicans excusing Epstein's crimes: "Fuck them kids!"
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
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If sandwich guy wins, somebody should make a statue of him throwing a sandwich at one of the confederate statues.
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If sandwich guy wins, somebody should make a statue of him throwing a sandwich at one of the confederate statues.
Is there really a difference in the feeling of "I personally wish to die" and "While I personally would rather not die, my government seems to insist I die by not offering anyone food, affordable medicine, or affordale housing?"
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Is there really a difference in the feeling of "I personally wish to die" and "While I personally would rather not die, my government seems to insist I die by not offering anyone food, affordable medicine, or affordale housing?"
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We're currently at the "Jesus didn't say we should feed people"
portion of the fall of American Evangelicalism.
portion of the fall of American Evangelicalism.
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
We're currently at the "Jesus didn't say we should feed people"
portion of the fall of American Evangelicalism.
portion of the fall of American Evangelicalism.
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Cutting SNAP is like, “What if we played Jenga w society itself?”
October 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Cutting SNAP is like, “What if we played Jenga w society itself?”
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Terrifying. An Associated Press investigation found more than 420 bills attacking longstanding public health protections such as vaccines, milk safety and fluoride have been introduced in statehouses across the US so far this year. Around 30 bills in 12 states have already been enacted or adopted.
October 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Terrifying. An Associated Press investigation found more than 420 bills attacking longstanding public health protections such as vaccines, milk safety and fluoride have been introduced in statehouses across the US so far this year. Around 30 bills in 12 states have already been enacted or adopted.
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the truth is that this isn't a theocracy and jesus isn't my fucking king
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
the truth is that this isn't a theocracy and jesus isn't my fucking king
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tbh I don't think this is that niche but man we gotta make LIVING accessible for people who don't have smart phones and/or data. I'm talking bus schedules, restaurant menus, doing your laundry, accessing social security and unemployment, all of it. we goddamn GOTTA dude
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
tbh I don't think this is that niche but man we gotta make LIVING accessible for people who don't have smart phones and/or data. I'm talking bus schedules, restaurant menus, doing your laundry, accessing social security and unemployment, all of it. we goddamn GOTTA dude
The Catholic Church could do much worse in the 21st century than to make the 11th commandment, "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
(I know, it's a bubble. It'll pop. The same way It should've Happened today, but there's always tomorrow. It will Happen. Someday.)
(I know, it's a bubble. It'll pop. The same way It should've Happened today, but there's always tomorrow. It will Happen. Someday.)
October 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Catholic Church could do much worse in the 21st century than to make the 11th commandment, "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
(I know, it's a bubble. It'll pop. The same way It should've Happened today, but there's always tomorrow. It will Happen. Someday.)
(I know, it's a bubble. It'll pop. The same way It should've Happened today, but there's always tomorrow. It will Happen. Someday.)
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a group of people were like "i found a way to live my life as a truer version of myself" and instead of being like "that's beautiful, how can i help" people were like "i don't think schools should have books in them anymore"
September 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
a group of people were like "i found a way to live my life as a truer version of myself" and instead of being like "that's beautiful, how can i help" people were like "i don't think schools should have books in them anymore"
Does anyone know if (as a company that represents creator-owned IP,) Image Comics' universe have a character like Venom or X-O Manowar?
... I have an idea for a pitch, but I don't know if there's a shared "Image universe" or if everything's siloed off by creator?
... I have an idea for a pitch, but I don't know if there's a shared "Image universe" or if everything's siloed off by creator?
October 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Does anyone know if (as a company that represents creator-owned IP,) Image Comics' universe have a character like Venom or X-O Manowar?
... I have an idea for a pitch, but I don't know if there's a shared "Image universe" or if everything's siloed off by creator?
... I have an idea for a pitch, but I don't know if there's a shared "Image universe" or if everything's siloed off by creator?
I never watched 'Keeping Up Appearances,' but I did hear that Dame Patricia Routledge has kicked the... boucqet.
October 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I never watched 'Keeping Up Appearances,' but I did hear that Dame Patricia Routledge has kicked the... boucqet.
I legit had a nightmare I was chasing RFK Jr. through my alma mater like I was pursuing a serial killer, last night.
... makes me want to avoid that combo of medicines in the future, if nothing else.
... makes me want to avoid that combo of medicines in the future, if nothing else.
October 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I legit had a nightmare I was chasing RFK Jr. through my alma mater like I was pursuing a serial killer, last night.
... makes me want to avoid that combo of medicines in the future, if nothing else.
... makes me want to avoid that combo of medicines in the future, if nothing else.
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Just because I’m a member of the Oregon Trail generation doesn’t mean I wanted everyone to die of Oregon Trail diseases
Measles. Whooping Cough. What's RFK Jr going to bring back next? Consumption?
“A lot of times, you know, babies don’t cough; they just stop breathing,” warned Mississippi State Health Officer Dr. Dan Edney as he discussed Mississippi's first infant death from whooping cough in 13 years.
October 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just because I’m a member of the Oregon Trail generation doesn’t mean I wanted everyone to die of Oregon Trail diseases
Did anyone see that article criticizing "nepo babies" by (wait for it) Meghan McCain, the woman who can't take a dump without telling you how bravely her father, Senator John McCain, was also said to produce feces as a byproduct of digestion?
September 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Did anyone see that article criticizing "nepo babies" by (wait for it) Meghan McCain, the woman who can't take a dump without telling you how bravely her father, Senator John McCain, was also said to produce feces as a byproduct of digestion?
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All of these are the most moderate positions btw.
Abolish ICE.
Abolish "A.i."
No arms for genocide.
Protect trans kids.
Shut down the concentration camps.
Abolish tariffs.
Fire RFK, Jr.
Boycott Avelo & Tesla.
Delete Twitter.
No crypto.
Care over punishment.
Vote Mamdani.
Primary every do-nothing D.
Protect vaccines and SSRIs.
No fascism.
#NoKings
Abolish "A.i."
No arms for genocide.
Protect trans kids.
Shut down the concentration camps.
Abolish tariffs.
Fire RFK, Jr.
Boycott Avelo & Tesla.
Delete Twitter.
No crypto.
Care over punishment.
Vote Mamdani.
Primary every do-nothing D.
Protect vaccines and SSRIs.
No fascism.
#NoKings
September 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
All of these are the most moderate positions btw.
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We really can’t understate the psychic toll of knowing that the United States government is trying to kill as many people as possible
September 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We really can’t understate the psychic toll of knowing that the United States government is trying to kill as many people as possible