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there are no atheists in foxholes. foxes worship satan
June 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
there are no atheists in foxholes. foxes worship satan
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I’m not a fan of McDonald’s as a rule— but this franchise owner knows what’s up, and I’m definitely not going to criticize them for this one thing. The reason people act the way they act is because they’re used to not facing consequences for it, and it’s nice to see someplace where that isn’t so. 😁
June 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’m not a fan of McDonald’s as a rule— but this franchise owner knows what’s up, and I’m definitely not going to criticize them for this one thing. The reason people act the way they act is because they’re used to not facing consequences for it, and it’s nice to see someplace where that isn’t so. 😁
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Oh, I’m sorry. Did your rational and logical economic system not account for what if two terminally online men had a falling out?
June 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh, I’m sorry. Did your rational and logical economic system not account for what if two terminally online men had a falling out?
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Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing
May 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing
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I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
May 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
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real estate agent:
so, what do you think?
lady who's sure all that glitters is gold:
frankly, i’m a little disappointed
so, what do you think?
lady who's sure all that glitters is gold:
frankly, i’m a little disappointed
May 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
real estate agent:
so, what do you think?
lady who's sure all that glitters is gold:
frankly, i’m a little disappointed
so, what do you think?
lady who's sure all that glitters is gold:
frankly, i’m a little disappointed
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
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HAPPIEST FOOT FETISHIST ON PLANET EARTH: Please meet my wife, a centipede
April 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
HAPPIEST FOOT FETISHIST ON PLANET EARTH: Please meet my wife, a centipede
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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
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Broke: J'RPG
Woke: Final Frenchasy
Bespoke: Je suis-koden
Woke: Final Frenchasy
Bespoke: Je suis-koden
April 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Broke: J'RPG
Woke: Final Frenchasy
Bespoke: Je suis-koden
Woke: Final Frenchasy
Bespoke: Je suis-koden
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The reason why older generations burnt the shit out of their meat and boiled the shit out of their vegetables, was your kid died if you didn't.
Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure
Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure
"The Agriculture Department will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their products, halting a Biden Administration effort to prevent food poisoning from contaminated meat."
www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...
www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...
USDA withdraws a plan to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry
The Agriculture Department says it is withdrawing a plan to limit salmonella bacteria in poultry products.
www.seattletimes.com
April 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The reason why older generations burnt the shit out of their meat and boiled the shit out of their vegetables, was your kid died if you didn't.
Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure
Medium rare steaks and roasted Brussels sprouts are a side effect of an intact food safety infrastructure
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I like Zero's hair but decided to bring back Styled For Hire
April 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I like Zero's hair but decided to bring back Styled For Hire