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I play video games in a much balder and more homosexual way than you. 🔞
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Making a 2025 Media Thread when I should be getting Meatier Head
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January 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
the system shock remake being mediocre (technically) everywhere but PC is so baffling

bad performance on Switch, bugs and UI issues on PS5/Series X, ech

I'm just gonna pass entirely, real weird showing for Nightdive
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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next year i promise

to ask for even more selfies

give them to me
December 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
FFXIV on Switch 2........
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Ys on steamdeck be like

"install proton version 8-2.0.69.420.67 or none of the cutscenes will work"
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
tomorrow

you
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
yeah fine, I'll at least play Ys I

I'll take James' word for it that II sucks ass, it does have that vibe
January 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Looking up any symptoms of pain online will tell me I have super Hitler space death aids 3,000 ft. Andre 3,000 from the Cartoon Network show Class of 3,000 before telling me I just slept wrong on page 2
January 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Captivate the World!

2026年もよろしくお願いいたします。
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
i will become a ys-head in 2026*

*don't ask me to play I or II
December 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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September 8, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Seeing it all listed out like this, I actually did finish a solid amount of games this year despite Trails sucking all the air out of the proverbial room. Only slightly less than my usual average of ~40 a year.

Hoping to get deep into my backlog next year, and into retro games thanks to the SS1
December 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
found a google spreadsheet of all the official names for MK World's soundtrack

I know what I'm doing New Year's Day (opening up mp3tag 😩)
December 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I dont know what the fuck this cunt even is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and thats all that matters
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Imagine having one shot at life only for your parents to end up naming you Earthworm Jim like would that be fucked up or what.
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Incredibly fucked up thing to say LMAO
December 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Hey, I contributed this year! A massive thanks to Diego for the opportunity.
this was 2025, as told by 91 writers across the world

intothespine.com/2025/12/31/s...
December 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦
December 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
a bee wearing a party hat is holding a firework display
ALT: a bee wearing a party hat is holding a firework display
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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