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The Satyr
@satyrstales.bsky.social
18+ Only. NSFW account. He/Him. Here There be Indulgences.
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The view of Candlelight Tower is unrivalled from here...
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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When my mom puts her hands in front of her face, is she disappearing from existence? I think so and scientists say I'm very smart and such a charmer.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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wild considering most sex workers I know have had at least one of their accounts yeeted for the crime of existing
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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“Why is that a problem? The recent online safety bill required websites to verify the age of their users, companies hired third party services to do the age verifying part. Those companies were hacked. Users’ images and personal information stolen and used for God knows what, by God knows who.”
“The market for children’s information on the dark web is, unfortunately, booming. The demand is there and digital ID will create one of the largest supplies of children’s data just waiting to be hacked.”
I'm An Online Harms Expert, Here's Why I'm Terrified Of Digital ID For Kids
"The market for children's information on the dark web is, unfortunately, booming," said cyberpsychology consultant Catherine Knibbs.
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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They are also intentionally conflating machine-learning and generative AI slop to confuse and try to make GenAI seem necessary. Google Maps traffic stuff is machine learning, not GenAI, for example. Auto-correct is too. Don't let them make you lose the thread. GenAI slop is slop.
the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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@kaine.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social PLEASE do not support this bill! I know you probably think that this is a good thing, but given the current administration's all-out attack on trans people, this bill can and will be weaponized against LGBTQIA+people, and will still leave kids vulnerable.
🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on.

You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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it's impossible to overstate how much freer the internet was just a few short years ago. for as tired as all the "the internet is mostly porn" jokes got, every single one of us benefited from the universal understanding that the internet was The Wild West. we never should have let anyone question it
August 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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New from 404 Media: ICE is about to go on a social media and TV ad recruiting blitz, according to contracting records. Shows ICE wants to target Gen Z and have ads on Hulu, HBO Max, Amazon Prime. Will also geofence areas to target particular people. Wants to hire 14k www.404media.co/ice-is-about...
ICE Is About To Go on a Social Media and TV Ad Recruiting Blitz
Contracting records reviewed by 404 Media show that ICE wants to target Gen Z, including with ads on Hulu and HBO Max.
www.404media.co
August 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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N E W P R O J E C T >:)
Demon -S- Layer ANIMATED!!

I'm already drawing dicc and balls so come watch it to help me finish it!!
patreon.com/pokilewd
August 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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STRIP FOR STRIPE! PART 3!
#SaveSpeech!

Bra's coming off next!

Comment below with your experience calling a payment processor! Each call earns points, and they must be calls you made TODAY or TOMORROW to count!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money

art by
@alexisflower.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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*whispers* it is NEVER about porn.
August 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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demon of landlords
July 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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line commission
July 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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The point of calling credit card companies isn't to make John Visa have moment of introspection and go "aw shucks I was wrong!" it's to grind business to a halt for such an extended period of time that all the higher ups who are real people with names and addresses decide that this isn't worth it
July 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Japan is in no way perfect, it has many flaws, but this sort of thing is fucking phenomenal and I so desperately wish we had an approximate of it becuase fuck man it sucks that so much of our lives get dictated by corporate morality
July 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Been doing a lot of writing lately, nearly done with the City chapter.

I hope GMs like the little schemes of the bad guys, could be fun running a campaign where you’re working for a complete bastard.
June 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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realizing I never posted this Classic Of Opal here
February 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Gone way over the allocated gofundme money by hitting £2.5k in expenses this month and my budget on food has already been blown apart because of it.

If you want a comm or that hmu! I'll have a secured tenacy finally so I'll be back on comms in June.

ko-fi.com/srutis/commi...
May 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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when I was a teenager and just discovering what feminism was: Jiggle physics on boobs are bad

now that I am an adult and a Real Feminist: jiggle physics should also apply to butts and thighs.
May 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Without downloading any new pictures, what is your mental state?
May 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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I don't want to leave my bubble
January 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Peachy resemblance
January 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Hi #PortfolioDay! ✥ I'm Suzanne, I was a character artist on Castlevania and Castlevania: Nocturne and now I run a nsfw Patreon with a lot of Baldur's Gate 3. I have many interests ✨

Links in my bio and WATCH NOCTURNE SEASON 2 THIS THURSDAY ON NETFLIX OR I SWEAR
January 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Meshi
January 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM