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Hot Calc
@hotcalc.bsky.social
Vtuber & totally rad 90's Computer lady with a terrible internet connection. bad at math, good at being your cool aunt. Icon by @puzzled-artist.bsky.social
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Well hey there, nibles~
I'm Hot Calc the 90's Virtual Youtuber. I have an interest in all things retro from games to design trends.

Youtube: youtube.com/@HotCalc
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@hotcalc
Fedi: vtuber.house/@HotCalc
Ask Blog: tumblr.com/blog/hotcalc
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Strong is a Tsundere
January 28, 2026 at 9:16 PM
[Strong likes that]
[Strong loves that]
Strong: I NO LIKE YOU.
January 28, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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May as well dive right in.

Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball?

According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’”

Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...
November 13, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Hey it's Abby.
WHO BOUGHT US FALLOUT 4 FOR PC?
WHY?
STOP ENCOURAGING HER
January 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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"If you like fandom stuff in your 30s you'll be cringe!" Yes and. They also thought I was cringe for that in high school, the only difference is now I have a mortgage
January 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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a link is folks want to read about the first anime club in America run by furries en.wikifur.com/wiki/Cartoon...
en.wikifur.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Hi it's Abby, it's me, Abby. I've taken control of the account from Hot because she has been trying to make incredibly embarrassing posts about Kl-E-O from fallout 4 and it was frankly really embarrassing.
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Thank you to everyone who sent that Memphis chair and said it was me. I am honored and also so happy it's not that sofa that gets content mill reposted every month.
January 27, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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I seen some say Nintendo is doing a better job preserving older titles which I completely disagree if I have to pay an online serves in order to play said titles then you're not preserving them you're just selling the ability to play them until the network inevitably shut downs
January 27, 2026 at 11:01 PM
People think I dont care about the previously unreleased virtual boy games getting released and I do A LOT! but none of that matters when the entry fee is well over 100 bucks. Home girl is not made of money.
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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this is my energy for the foreseeable future, apologies in advance.
July 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I have been sent and seen more pornographic images of Clippit against my will more than any one person alive or dead should ever witness please stop.
January 27, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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USE THIS TECH BEFORE THEY PATCH IT OUT
January 27, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Me: This is too stressful I'll just make a basic room in Sweet Home 3D.

SH3D: Hey how many real life inches is this texture?
Me: I dunno I'm not real.

SH3D: How many real life inches is this wall?
Me: I dunno I'm not real.
January 27, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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1788. VIRTUAL BOY WORKS

👉 www.thevideogamelibrary.org/book/virtual...

"Packed with history, critiques, direct-feed screenshots, and complete packaging photography for the console’s entire library (and then some), this is the definitive chronicle of Virtual Boy’s history."

#VirtualBoy #Booksky
January 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Phone screenshots of my posts with my name and icon edited out with a scribble like it's ms paint. come on girl you can do better than that
January 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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I'll never be "vtuber famous", but I see tiktoks paraphrasing my Zooble post all the time, and strangely that joke I did with the Kinger standee.
June 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I can tell when a new episode of TADC drops because any post I made on the zeries gets a bump (or gets stolen)
June 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Man I'm still not over Nintendo really saying "Pay 100 dollars on top of a subscription fee to play our searing red headache machine" and now they aren't even dropping the entire library? There was like what 7 and a ½ games on that sucker, right?
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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"Snow is real pretty if you don't have to go out in it."

--Female Dark Elves contemplating snow
January 27, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I HAVE BEEN UNBANNED FROM THE VIDEO STORE

oh also sis has a new model too
January 27, 2026 at 12:56 PM
This one's a stinker it seems but the art is good if all over the place and the legal section includes an extended call out on Richard Nixon out of nowhere so who can really say if it's a bad game or not.
nelda nockbladder's anatomy lesson, screenshot, pc (1997) www.mobygames.com/game/24504/n...
January 27, 2026 at 4:12 AM
RIN ASOBI POSTED AFTER 5 YEARS?! GIRL WHERE YOU BEEN?
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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1980s dragon magazine rules
August 9, 2023 at 7:32 AM
Oh... this is always the most stressful part of crafting.
January 27, 2026 at 12:43 AM