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Hot Calc
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Vtuber & totally rad 90's Computer lady with a terrible internet connection. bad at math, good at being your cool aunt.
I dunno who that is but that's me
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
*that one SpongeBob image of Patrick posing while playing basketball but it's me*
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This is EXACTLY what want them to see, yes. Except the alien has great make up and big honkers
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Popeye has the restraint of a medieval monk compared to True. They're a perfect combination
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
There would be a substory where Popeye cross dresses (canon, look it up, he's "amphibious") which would unsettle True at first, but when RANDOM_THUG_05 starts calling him a slur over it, well Everett True just won't stand for that. (Sit down powerbomb so hard the thug turns to paper)
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I was REALLY Hoping you would do the bit for this one.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I might add this to my list after Barbie horror.
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Popeye has just recently arrived in scenic Wherever-the-heck Everett True is currently located. The two of them of course get in a blow up fight (over a minor disagreement) to a stand still when some sort of much worse issue pops up. This writes itself really.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I dunno how that "myself" got there...
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Common misconception, Gred is Greg Cred which can be earned by giving Egg Greg eggs!
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I also know of a game where movement is entirely decided by your dexterity with dice stacked on the lip of the myself model's base and where dice land (Space Gitz)
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This is a fight the indie wargaming scene has beenfighting for a bit now. Current indie darling and weirdo skirmish game Space Weirdos just uses "sticks" no measurements just characters can move x amount of sticks. Really. It's pretty great.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
We now have 3 core states of drunk pub songs in DF's soundtrack
"WOO BEER! I LOVE MY COUNTRY!"
"I LOVE BUFF WOMEN!"
"*Steve Harvey voice* KILL!"

The only remaining fansong is Dolomite Lullaby ("All of my friends are dead...")
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I love that more and more of Simon's fan songs are officially getting remade for the game. Has this ever happened with any other game?
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM