Coal-Fired Gundam (RUDE)
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The moderation refuses to grant me that title I so richly deserve.
For real though, while I don't have an issue with legalizing voluntary euthanasia, if you act like it's a win when it comes before removing the elements of society that would coerce it, you are at best extremely tone deaf.
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
For real though, while I don't have an issue with legalizing voluntary euthanasia, if you act like it's a win when it comes before removing the elements of society that would coerce it, you are at best extremely tone deaf.
I'm cool enough to say that I'll push a "basic right to healthcare" bill through and that if I die in office, every single constituent should raid the Pfizer offices and put its leadership to the sword. Unfortunately, I don't have a business degree, so I'm otherwise unelectable.
December 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I'm cool enough to say that I'll push a "basic right to healthcare" bill through and that if I die in office, every single constituent should raid the Pfizer offices and put its leadership to the sword. Unfortunately, I don't have a business degree, so I'm otherwise unelectable.
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Born to jest, forced to joust
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Born to jest, forced to joust
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what is a skyscraper?
a skyscraper is a tall office building with a spire, which, being secular and godless, scrapes against the Lord's own firmament, making a horrible nails on chalkboard noise for a full year until a groove is carved into it
a skyscraper is a tall office building with a spire, which, being secular and godless, scrapes against the Lord's own firmament, making a horrible nails on chalkboard noise for a full year until a groove is carved into it
December 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
what is a skyscraper?
a skyscraper is a tall office building with a spire, which, being secular and godless, scrapes against the Lord's own firmament, making a horrible nails on chalkboard noise for a full year until a groove is carved into it
a skyscraper is a tall office building with a spire, which, being secular and godless, scrapes against the Lord's own firmament, making a horrible nails on chalkboard noise for a full year until a groove is carved into it
It's weird that sometimes this is absolutely true. Not that the experience will be elevated, but an already shit bar can be made worse by trying to pretend it's anything better. Just crank the most awful list you have on deck 10db too high and drive half the patrons outside.
Music Playing In Bar Could Stand To Be Louder, Worse https://theonion.com/music-playing-in-bar-could-stand-to-be-louder-worse-1819576412/
December 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It's weird that sometimes this is absolutely true. Not that the experience will be elevated, but an already shit bar can be made worse by trying to pretend it's anything better. Just crank the most awful list you have on deck 10db too high and drive half the patrons outside.
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don't be fooled. the epstein files are meant to distract you from the fact that orbs are now on mobile
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
don't be fooled. the epstein files are meant to distract you from the fact that orbs are now on mobile
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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"How can you make jokes at a time like this??"
Right sorry, forgot to present my credentials, here you are
Right sorry, forgot to present my credentials, here you are
January 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
"How can you make jokes at a time like this??"
Right sorry, forgot to present my credentials, here you are
Right sorry, forgot to present my credentials, here you are
"I'll show them, I'll create exactly one permanent thing!"
100,000,000,000 years later...
"Wow that sure is a thing."
100,000,000,000 years later...
"Wow that sure is a thing."
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"I'll show them, I'll create exactly one permanent thing!"
100,000,000,000 years later...
"Wow that sure is a thing."
100,000,000,000 years later...
"Wow that sure is a thing."
Mmm, yes, well done to the Toronto Jays on beating the Toronto Blue. Better luck next year for the Dodgers, I suppose.
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Mmm, yes, well done to the Toronto Jays on beating the Toronto Blue. Better luck next year for the Dodgers, I suppose.
"Sean, we'll stop killing every character you play when you change the pronunciation to either Shawn Bawn or Sheen Been, and not a moment sooner."
October 21, 2025 at 7:51 AM
"Sean, we'll stop killing every character you play when you change the pronunciation to either Shawn Bawn or Sheen Been, and not a moment sooner."
I did once give up in the middle of some smut bc the author wrote "12th century Ming vase" and I was like "hold up, you're just winging this."
October 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I did once give up in the middle of some smut bc the author wrote "12th century Ming vase" and I was like "hold up, you're just winging this."
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Every single time I come back to Hitman I'm surprised by the fact that it's the most organically funny game on the planet, and I don't know how because I say this same thing EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
October 16, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Every single time I come back to Hitman I'm surprised by the fact that it's the most organically funny game on the planet, and I don't know how because I say this same thing EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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Not a single Greta hater could do what she has done, face what she's faced, bear abuse and humiliation at the hands of the most psychotic and genocidal army. They haven't an ounce of her bravery and that's what drives them crazy. Free Greta, free Palestine🇵🇸
October 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Not a single Greta hater could do what she has done, face what she's faced, bear abuse and humiliation at the hands of the most psychotic and genocidal army. They haven't an ounce of her bravery and that's what drives them crazy. Free Greta, free Palestine🇵🇸
"Can the uncomfortable truth be labeled SPAM to be hidden?" Goes SO hard
September 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"Can the uncomfortable truth be labeled SPAM to be hidden?" Goes SO hard
Huh, you know, I just realized there's a second reason media outlets are so hush hush on assassinations nowadays: it must be a bitch and a half for the NSA when literally every American is talking about "shooting [insert high status person here]" 24/7.
Happy zeitgeist, assholes!
Happy zeitgeist, assholes!
September 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Huh, you know, I just realized there's a second reason media outlets are so hush hush on assassinations nowadays: it must be a bitch and a half for the NSA when literally every American is talking about "shooting [insert high status person here]" 24/7.
Happy zeitgeist, assholes!
Happy zeitgeist, assholes!
The cost is 40% lower than other diners because they don't believe in tipping or inflation. It is unclear how they keep getting the bank to extend their exorbitant loans.
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The cost is 40% lower than other diners because they don't believe in tipping or inflation. It is unclear how they keep getting the bank to extend their exorbitant loans.
How has reality beaten Hollywood 2-0 to the prompt "Weekend at Bernie's, but it's the leader of the free world?"
September 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
How has reality beaten Hollywood 2-0 to the prompt "Weekend at Bernie's, but it's the leader of the free world?"
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Me to god: I PAY YOUR SALARY [prayers]
August 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Me to god: I PAY YOUR SALARY [prayers]
David Graeber spends a not insignificant amount of his Debt book refuting the finance-based language of religion. No, I don't "owe" an omnipotent being, debt implies some level of equality. You say I owe him my life? And the payment plan on that is eternal suffering? The fuck kind of terms are those
Oh he died forgiving your sins he's god man he literally could have just done that. This entire thing was an inside job what are we doing here
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
August 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
David Graeber spends a not insignificant amount of his Debt book refuting the finance-based language of religion. No, I don't "owe" an omnipotent being, debt implies some level of equality. You say I owe him my life? And the payment plan on that is eternal suffering? The fuck kind of terms are those
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I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
August 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
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I HATE MICROSOFT I HATE MICROSOFT I HATE MICROSOFT
August 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I HATE MICROSOFT I HATE MICROSOFT I HATE MICROSOFT
Imagine paying $65,000 for a kid that doesn't know jack shit. This country fuckin rules.
“The school uses AI to monitor how students are working on their computers, recording screen activity & monitoring keystrokes. If a student isn’t taking time to read lessons, flying through prompts or not paying attention to the computer, a coaching tool will remind them to slow down & refocus.”
A 🧵
A 🧵
For $65,000 a year, a teacher-less AI private school comes to Virginia
At Alpha School, a new private school in Northern Virginia, students will study for just two hours a day using adaptive apps and personalized lesson plans.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Imagine paying $65,000 for a kid that doesn't know jack shit. This country fuckin rules.