Rob Isaac
@rmi.bsky.social
I like the party favours but I hate the party people.
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Someone saying “I’m not here to fuck spiders” implies there is somewhere else where they do go to fuck spiders.
February 19, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Someone saying “I’m not here to fuck spiders” implies there is somewhere else where they do go to fuck spiders.
The English insistence on referring to the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew as a “nonce” causes a great deal of cognitive dissonance for people who work in an industry who use that word to mean something very different.
February 19, 2026 at 11:15 AM
The English insistence on referring to the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew as a “nonce” causes a great deal of cognitive dissonance for people who work in an industry who use that word to mean something very different.
Productivity hack: treat any post that attributes a collective position to “The Left” as the finger-painting of an illiterate infant. You’ll save so much time and miss nothing of value.
February 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Productivity hack: treat any post that attributes a collective position to “The Left” as the finger-painting of an illiterate infant. You’ll save so much time and miss nothing of value.
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In a similar vein: when they land on a branch that can't support them and they disappear downwards instead 😂
February 18, 2026 at 6:58 AM
In a similar vein: when they land on a branch that can't support them and they disappear downwards instead 😂
my favourite kererū moment is when they go to land on a branch, miss, tumble, grab a completely different branch, then hang off it sideways like they meant to do that all along
February 18, 2026 at 6:19 AM
my favourite kererū moment is when they go to land on a branch, miss, tumble, grab a completely different branch, then hang off it sideways like they meant to do that all along
For those of you who missed it, Dolphin (the Gamecube emulator) has Triforce (the arcade system) support now, and you can play the two long-lost Namco Mario Kart games.
February 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
For those of you who missed it, Dolphin (the Gamecube emulator) has Triforce (the arcade system) support now, and you can play the two long-lost Namco Mario Kart games.
BREAKING: Coalition Government suddenly discovers mysterious $5b funding shortfall at the Infrastructure Commission, chief executive expected to resign, mass lay-offs to follow.
February 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
BREAKING: Coalition Government suddenly discovers mysterious $5b funding shortfall at the Infrastructure Commission, chief executive expected to resign, mass lay-offs to follow.
"if they go to med school too early we think they can get locked onto a trajectory that may not have been the correct natural trajectory for them, like becoming the greatest charlatan since Andrew Wakefield"
February 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
"if they go to med school too early we think they can get locked onto a trajectory that may not have been the correct natural trajectory for them, like becoming the greatest charlatan since Andrew Wakefield"
“No cameras called. No drama. Just instinct. That’s leadership. Kind. Grounded. Energetic. Action-oriented.”
February 16, 2026 at 7:27 AM
“No cameras called. No drama. Just instinct. That’s leadership. Kind. Grounded. Energetic. Action-oriented.”
“No cameras called. No drama. Just instinct. That’s leadership. Kind. Grounded. Energetic. Action-oriented.”
February 16, 2026 at 7:21 AM
“No cameras called. No drama. Just instinct. That’s leadership. Kind. Grounded. Energetic. Action-oriented.”
“No cameras called. No drama. Just instinct. That’s leadership. Kind. Grounded. Energetic. Action-oriented.”
February 16, 2026 at 7:20 AM
“No cameras called. No drama. Just instinct. That’s leadership. Kind. Grounded. Energetic. Action-oriented.”
“No cameras called. No drama. Just instinct. That’s leadership. Kind. Grounded. Energetic. Action-oriented.”
February 16, 2026 at 7:15 AM
“No cameras called. No drama. Just instinct. That’s leadership. Kind. Grounded. Energetic. Action-oriented.”
“No cameras called. No drama. Just instinct. That’s leadership. Kind. Grounded. Energetic. Action-oriented.”
February 16, 2026 at 7:14 AM
“No cameras called. No drama. Just instinct. That’s leadership. Kind. Grounded. Energetic. Action-oriented.”
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If I drank half a bottle of vodka and then did six lines of coke and two tabs of acid, you would not believe anything I had to say about how productive coke, vodka and acid made me at solving technical problems
February 15, 2026 at 6:46 AM
If I drank half a bottle of vodka and then did six lines of coke and two tabs of acid, you would not believe anything I had to say about how productive coke, vodka and acid made me at solving technical problems
Strongly endorse. Get onto it.
Wairarapa friends: the Red Cross has six families keen to have sewing machines and we are out of stock there.
Could you please ask your neighbours, aunties, sports buddies etc ? Email any offers to sewingmachinedonations@gmail.com please 🧵💚
Please share!
Could you please ask your neighbours, aunties, sports buddies etc ? Email any offers to sewingmachinedonations@gmail.com please 🧵💚
Please share!
February 15, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Strongly endorse. Get onto it.
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Bigger dogs of the Big Gay Out 🌈😍
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Bigger dogs of the Big Gay Out 🌈😍
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Little dogs of the Big Gay Out 🌈😍
February 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Little dogs of the Big Gay Out 🌈😍
American fascists have single-handedly convinced me that we wrote off phrenology as a pseudo-science far too soon.
February 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
American fascists have single-handedly convinced me that we wrote off phrenology as a pseudo-science far too soon.
There are many joyous things about this display, but the most amazing thing is that the signwriter scaled up the face to better fit the size of the head.
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 AM
There are many joyous things about this display, but the most amazing thing is that the signwriter scaled up the face to better fit the size of the head.
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I see you Beans. I see you.
February 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I see you Beans. I see you.
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A single image that captures NZ's dominant belief system and economic model #nzpol
www.reddit.com/r/newzealand...
www.reddit.com/r/newzealand...
February 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
A single image that captures NZ's dominant belief system and economic model #nzpol
www.reddit.com/r/newzealand...
www.reddit.com/r/newzealand...
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right on sis, you don't need to tuck for these fools
First poster for Rosalina in ‘THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’.
Voiced by Brie Larson.
Voiced by Brie Larson.
February 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
right on sis, you don't need to tuck for these fools