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Sarah Ganton
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The Tony Soprano of Mario Kart. All opinions my own and no one else’s.
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The United States is currently suing the United States to prevent the United States from feeding American citizens.
The Trump administration has filed an emergency request with the First Circuit Court of Appeals to block U.S. District Judge John McConnell’s order requiring it to fully fund the SNAP program using alternative funding sources by today.
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Hope is alive and well.
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Within a week we've had a major jewel heist at the Louvre, a mafia-involved poker ring and sports gambling corruption. We're living in the 1920s.
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I never again want to hear House Republicans disparage people they claim are too lazy to work
It's official: Speaker Johnson just cancelled all votes in the House next week.

The next scheduled voting day is 10/27; the last time the House was in session was 9/19.
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Comedians are far quieter today than I would have hoped.
September 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
A line in the Declaration of Independence that never stuck out to me until today:

all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed
July 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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July Fourth—Independence Day—is the original No Kings Day.

Just saying.
July 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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June 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.
April 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Elon Musk: “I work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids. Why can’t everyone else work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids?”

The pile of 100 billion dollars in the corner of his bedroom: “I dunno man, it just doesn’t make sense…”
April 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I admit I doubted Cory Booker when he started this speech over 24 hours ago. Boy was I wrong. Give this man a challenge and he will rise to it every time.
April 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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“Whistle while you work” is just Big Work propaganda and next it’s gonna try and make you come into the office
March 31, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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rfk jr's attitude toward anyone or thing that gets sick is "if he dies, he dies."
RFK Jr.’s Prescription for Bird Flu on Farms: Let It Spread (Gift Article)
The health secretary has suggested allowing the virus to spread, so as to identify birds that may be immune. Such an experiment would be disastrous, scientists say.
www.nytimes.com
March 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Trump and Musk are taking away your freedoms but on the other hand they are also taking away your money.
March 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It is honestly hard to fathom how badly Democrats are playing themselves in moments like this. Trump is up here taunting them and they are sitting there in their little costumes just taking it.
March 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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these people are hopeless. i hope they all get tea partied next year
March 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Fight the good fight in even the smallest/silliest of ways
A quick resistance task:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
February 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I still remember a @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social vlogbrothers video back in the day about how pennies should be discontinued… can’t imagine he was anticipating Trump would be the one to get it done
Breaking News: President Trump ordered the Treasury to stop minting pennies, saying the coins cost more to produce than their face value.
Trump Orders Treasury to Halt Minting New Pennies to Cut Waste
President Trump said that the coins cost more to produce than their face value.
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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I will be continuing to call it the Gulf of Mexico because I don't cater to the whims of a ridiculous felon

www.reuters.com/world/us/goo...
Google Maps to rename 'Gulf of Mexico' to 'Gulf of America' for US users
Google Maps will change the name of "Gulf of Mexico" to "Gulf of America" once it is officially updated in the U.S. Geographic Names System, it said in an X post on Monday.
www.reuters.com
January 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions
theonion.com/target-...
January 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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just got a visit from the cops because some karen complained that i’ve been yelling “you there boy what day is this” at kids in the street for the past three hours 🙄
December 25, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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There should be a "Good Twitter" Bluesky account...
December 11, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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A friendly reminder as you travel this holiday season:

The people-esque figures around you are, in fact, people. Especially the ones in uniforms.

Smile. Say hi. Ask them how they are. You’ll be shocked & saddened when they look at you as if they’ve never been asked this before.

Decency is easy.
December 8, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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me when there are Wizard of Oz easter eggs in Wicked
November 19, 2024 at 2:28 AM