I hate when somebody catches me talking to myself. Like why are you interrupting
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I hate when somebody catches me talking to myself. Like why are you interrupting
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With two weeks left to go in 2025, my biggest fear is that we haven't yet reached the bottom.
December 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
With two weeks left to go in 2025, my biggest fear is that we haven't yet reached the bottom.
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Social anxiety is so sexy. Yes, baby, let’s leave early.
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Social anxiety is so sexy. Yes, baby, let’s leave early.
Hey man, we’re conspiring later as we dream by the fire if you wanted to stop by
December 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hey man, we’re conspiring later as we dream by the fire if you wanted to stop by
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Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him
June 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him
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Salute to the sun for being eleventy kajillion miles away and still being able to cook my ass. That thing is hot lol
May 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Salute to the sun for being eleventy kajillion miles away and still being able to cook my ass. That thing is hot lol
I just think it’d be good for the internet if that one Tiktok lady found something else buried in her yard. We’re all going through a lot right now
April 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I just think it’d be good for the internet if that one Tiktok lady found something else buried in her yard. We’re all going through a lot right now
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When I was young I did hope to live in interesting times, but that’s not how I would describe these.
March 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
When I was young I did hope to live in interesting times, but that’s not how I would describe these.
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Looking for the post that's going to fix everything
March 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Looking for the post that's going to fix everything
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🚨SOS!!🚨 a whistleblower who works in the federal govt just got this info to me. You guys they are dismantling Social Security. It’s happening right now. Like, NOW. With an interruption in services in 2-3 months. I can’t say who this person is but they’re in a position to know. SPREAD THE WORD! 🧵
March 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
🚨SOS!!🚨 a whistleblower who works in the federal govt just got this info to me. You guys they are dismantling Social Security. It’s happening right now. Like, NOW. With an interruption in services in 2-3 months. I can’t say who this person is but they’re in a position to know. SPREAD THE WORD! 🧵
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January 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Maybe the real TikTok was the friends we made along the way
January 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Maybe the real TikTok was the friends we made along the way
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Wrote a song to the midnight skies.
January 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Wrote a song to the midnight skies.
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Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
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Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
January 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
Do not open the door for ICE
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Relationships should be 50/50, 50% me complaining about every aspect of my life and 50% him saying wow babe that is super fucked up im sorry
June 26, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Relationships should be 50/50, 50% me complaining about every aspect of my life and 50% him saying wow babe that is super fucked up im sorry
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mutual weirdness is hot as fuck
December 19, 2024 at 9:35 PM
mutual weirdness is hot as fuck
Left my hot coffee right by the front door and didn’t remember til I was walking into work. Don’t talk to me about pain.
December 19, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Left my hot coffee right by the front door and didn’t remember til I was walking into work. Don’t talk to me about pain.
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hey just a reminder that if you don’t like my joke it’s okay to not tell me
December 16, 2024 at 7:53 PM
hey just a reminder that if you don’t like my joke it’s okay to not tell me
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the united states has the most UFO sightings because we are the main characters of the universe
December 19, 2024 at 3:52 PM
the united states has the most UFO sightings because we are the main characters of the universe
Feed me with your hands
December 17, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Feed me with your hands
Drinking poetry and reading coffee
December 1, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Drinking poetry and reading coffee
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There’s no crying in baseball, bird watching, or erotic embroidery.
November 26, 2024 at 1:50 AM
There’s no crying in baseball, bird watching, or erotic embroidery.
Men will literally destroy a country instead of going to therapy
November 26, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Men will literally destroy a country instead of going to therapy
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I punk rock love you.
November 20, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I punk rock love you.