Janie
@beardridingminx.bsky.social
An acquired taste
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Janie
@beardridingminx.bsky.social
· Dec 19
mutual weirdness is hot as fuck
matching energy is hot as fuck
January 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
matching energy is hot as fuck
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she had an
antique coffin nail
hanging from a chain around her neck, and a wild look in her eye…
antique coffin nail
hanging from a chain around her neck, and a wild look in her eye…
January 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
she had an
antique coffin nail
hanging from a chain around her neck, and a wild look in her eye…
antique coffin nail
hanging from a chain around her neck, and a wild look in her eye…
find someone that sees you for the fucked up weirdo you really are and loves you anyway
January 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
find someone that sees you for the fucked up weirdo you really are and loves you anyway
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Feed me a live grenade, but sensually.
December 27, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Feed me a live grenade, but sensually.
shall we do naked hugs, but like as friends?
December 29, 2024 at 5:02 PM
shall we do naked hugs, but like as friends?
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I’m writing a book.
So far I’ve gotten the page numbers
done.
So far I’ve gotten the page numbers
done.
December 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I’m writing a book.
So far I’ve gotten the page numbers
done.
So far I’ve gotten the page numbers
done.
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I might not be athletic, slim, or stylish but at least I forgot where I was going with this.
December 23, 2024 at 11:54 AM
I might not be athletic, slim, or stylish but at least I forgot where I was going with this.
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shout "out" to people who stick around too long at your house
December 28, 2024 at 4:31 PM
shout "out" to people who stick around too long at your house
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My only viral moment is getting
sneezed on by a toddler.
sneezed on by a toddler.
December 29, 2024 at 10:42 AM
My only viral moment is getting
sneezed on by a toddler.
sneezed on by a toddler.
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I'm doing one of those unboxing videos but the twist is I'm removing my brain from my skull.
December 29, 2024 at 11:07 AM
I'm doing one of those unboxing videos but the twist is I'm removing my brain from my skull.
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I once slept with a client’s mother so my boss fired me, which really sucked because I loved working at that funeral home.
December 8, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I once slept with a client’s mother so my boss fired me, which really sucked because I loved working at that funeral home.
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Brain: Okay let’s do it. Let’s sleep.
Anxiety: Hey! Remember that one Monday in August 2019 when a security guard finished patting you down and said “you’re good to go” and you replied “you too.”?
Anxiety: Hey! Remember that one Monday in August 2019 when a security guard finished patting you down and said “you’re good to go” and you replied “you too.”?
December 13, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Brain: Okay let’s do it. Let’s sleep.
Anxiety: Hey! Remember that one Monday in August 2019 when a security guard finished patting you down and said “you’re good to go” and you replied “you too.”?
Anxiety: Hey! Remember that one Monday in August 2019 when a security guard finished patting you down and said “you’re good to go” and you replied “you too.”?
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I’m still a badass, I say to myself as I increase the font size on my iPhone to its largest level.
December 18, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I’m still a badass, I say to myself as I increase the font size on my iPhone to its largest level.
mutual weirdness is hot as fuck
December 19, 2024 at 9:35 PM
mutual weirdness is hot as fuck
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Strategically places mistletoe in every doorway...
December 19, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Strategically places mistletoe in every doorway...
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Just got kicked in the head by a horse and suddenly a lot of your posts make more sense
December 16, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Just got kicked in the head by a horse and suddenly a lot of your posts make more sense
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Scared away another crush...
December 19, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Scared away another crush...
might fuck around and become your favourite
December 18, 2024 at 11:49 PM
might fuck around and become your favourite