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Sam King
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Bringin it. Capybaras, guitar, sports, utter nonsense.
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i think it's good that we don't have free insulin because if we did then we wouldn't be able to afford to keep throwing fighter jets into the ocean
May 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I probably would have used a nine iron there myself
May 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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How come the history that repeats itself is always the bad parts
April 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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If you're a MAGA still reeling from the revelation that Green Day doesn't like you, please rest assured that Willie Nelson doesn't like you either.
April 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Now that’s a split-screen. ⛳️

@wsj.com
April 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Bankers and CEOs’ surprise and dismay over Trump’s massive tariffs appears genuine.

They really did believe in an Imaginary Reliable Trump, one who was tossing meat to the rubes but would do what a Wall St. CEO would do, and told each other this to the point it was socially-reinforced groupthink.
Tariffs Expose Wall Street's Misplaced Faith in Trump
Bankers and business leaders imagine a more reliable, less protectionist version of the president than the one that actually exists. Now they're finding out the hard way.
www.arcdigital.media
April 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I remember seeing those “Biden did this” stickers on gas pumps. That was cute.
April 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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FORGOT TO POST THESE YESTERDAY AS I DO EVERY MONDAY TO ENSURE EVERYONE HAS THIS INFO

Musk/Doge Tracker
doge.muskwatch.com

Project 2025 Tracker www.project2025.observer

Cases against 47 and the admin Tracker www.justsecurity.org/107087/track...
Musk Watch Doge Tracker
doge.muskwatch.com
March 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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When he dies, the scramble for power will be a cross between Succession and Game of Thrones with some Duck Dynasty thrown in.
March 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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About fifty years ago, NASA strapped a message in a bottle to a rocket and flung it into the deep dark
It wasn’t supposed to go this far, but it did. Long past its mission, it’s still out there so far away now that a simple hello takes a day to reach it, and another day to hear if it says hello back
March 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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“If his IQ was any lower, we’d have to water him twice a day.”

- Molly Ivins
March 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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If Paul McCartney dies first, Ringo should immediately announce a new lineup of the Beatles
March 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
These private equity firms ruining everything they touch really are peak late stage capitalism.
March 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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the country is being run by people who used LinkedIn unironically and I’m scared
March 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Sure things are bad, but not as cruel and horrific as when a restaurant calmly asked Sarah Huckabee Sanders to leave. Oh the pearls that were clutched over that one!
March 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Underrated aspect of the Chris Kluwe video is him wearing a Tecmo Bowl hoodie
February 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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We were never able to write a second hit because of dei
February 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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In accordance with new Administration guidelines, Victor Wembanyama has been removed from the NBA all star game and will be replaced by 1985 Kurt Rambis. Congratulations Kurt!
January 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Instagram and Facebook Blocked and Hid Abortion Pill Providers’ Posts www.nytimes.com/2025/01/23/t...
Instagram and Facebook Blocked and Hid Abortion Pill Providers’ Posts
Some posts related to obtaining abortion pills were recently hidden on Instagram and Facebook and some accounts were suspended, before being later restored.
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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When Democrats take the presidency, the media acts like the only Americans that exist are all right wing.

When Republicans take the presidency, the media acts like the only Americans that exist are all right wing.
January 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Is Q’anon still a thing? They were kinda fun
January 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Will there be an executive order for Haitians eating dogs? Is that still a thing?
January 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM