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Sammy Orlowski
@sammyorlowski.bsky.social
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She/her. 💖💜💙
Comics, zines, illustration, other?
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man pops off the top of his head and eats cereal in his empty skull cavity. When he puts it back on, the head top says "don't forget to wash me, idiot." The rest of the man asks "how can you talk? you don't have a mouth."
January 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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shanhoran.bsky.social
She Looked Like Me!
November 28, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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roxiqt.com
[reads about the most horrific things imaginable happening all over the world on a daily basis] I just don't know why I'm so anxious lately, lol
October 11, 2023 at 10:01 PM
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jillkrajewski.bsky.social
it’s bi visibility week which means every time you perceive me you owe me $100
September 17, 2023 at 2:32 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
I was about to do a comic discourse

Have this instead
September 14, 2023 at 1:40 PM
sammyorlowski.bsky.social
The meds I take that help my brain be cool with living make me weaker in the heatwaves that will eventually make living impossible. What a fun lil conundrum!
September 6, 2023 at 2:18 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Yawn! 1978. asia.si.edu/explore-art-...
Image of a cat in loaf position, giving a wide yawn, but the cat is rendered entirely in slim, flowing bands of rainbow color on a cream background.
September 6, 2023 at 12:00 PM
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michaeldeforge.bsky.social
Every ghost that lives in my room
September 6, 2023 at 12:24 PM
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celesse.bsky.social
It's finally the weekend 📚😌☕ #art #cuteart #bunnies
A drawing of a calico-colored anthro bunny nestled in a puffy papasan chair with pillows and fluffy blankets. She stretches happily, a book in her lap and a hot beverage beside her. A sunlit curtained window frames her, with plants around.
September 2, 2023 at 4:35 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
A round friend from 19th century Japan. collections.lacma.org/node/188351
A pleasantly round and soft-looking ivory carving of a very fat cat, yellowed with age. It is curled into an upright sleeping position, its front paws are barely visible, neatly tucked under its chin.
September 2, 2023 at 2:48 AM
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mckelvie.bsky.social
One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big
April 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
sammyorlowski.bsky.social
I dunno if I'll age like a fine wine but my favourite wine is $15 and tastes like fruit juice so aging like that could be fun
September 1, 2023 at 1:09 PM
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hannahtempler.com
DO NOT USE that is their HOUSE
a picture of a mailbox with signs posted around it that say “DO NOT USE BIRDS NESTING”. Two baby birds are poking out of the holes in the mailbox An illustration of two angry baby birds in oval shaped-slots, one poking out with its beak open, the other cast in shadow and frowning. Drawn on a yellow background with blue ink
August 30, 2023 at 5:58 PM
sammyorlowski.bsky.social
(sung to the tune of "Purple Rain") Birds of Maine, Birds of Maine

I'm reading Birds of Maine and it is really fucking good
August 30, 2023 at 8:19 PM
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paperbeatsscissors.com
vibe for the week
August 28, 2023 at 3:58 PM
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alasdairstuart.bsky.social
In an impossibly cool move, Joe Murray, creator of Rocko's Modern Life, has noticed his book about creating animation is out of print and massively over-priced on the second hand market.

So he's put it on his site for free.

joemurraystudio.com/books-by-joe...
August 23, 2023 at 8:05 AM
sammyorlowski.bsky.social
Listening to Father John Misty in the rain gives me the happy-sads, if that makes sense
August 23, 2023 at 6:13 PM
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jillkrajewski.bsky.social
honestly the best joke in barbie
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“She thinks I'm a fascist? But I don't even control the railways or the flow of commerce!” spoken by margot robbie as barbie. she’s crying while wearing a hot pink sleeveless jumpsuit.
August 17, 2023 at 2:36 PM
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weirdmedieval.bsky.social
cant talk rn, doing whatever this is
A medieval drawing of three beings that resemble naked headless men with faces on their chests, standing in a pond surrounded by grass and trees
August 16, 2023 at 6:14 PM
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trungles.com
Is it really a queer cartoon if there isn't an overt Utena reference in it
August 15, 2023 at 7:47 PM
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jonrosenberg.bsky.social
In honor of Gary Larson's birthday, the two times The Far Side and Dennis the Menace accidentally had their captions switched. I laughed for an hour the first time I saw these.
Larson: The Far Side and Dennis the Menace used to be side by side in the Dayton Daily News. One day, back in August of 1981, someone “accidentally” switched their captions. What’s most embarrassing about this is how immensely improved both cartoons turned out to be. A Far Side comic with a family of snakes sitting around the dinner table. There is a plate of hamsters in the middle. The disgusted-looking child snake says "Lucky thing I learned to make peanut butter sandwiches or we woulda starved to death by now." Dennis The Menace is eating sandwiches with his friend. His mom is in the fireground, eqavesdropping on them with a sour expression as she hears Dennis say "Oh brother!... Not hamsters again!" The implication is that she seems upset that they did not appreciate her hamster sandwiches. Larson: Not long after, it happened again. The Far Side's new caption is just sort of nonsensical, but I think Dennis the Menace turned out rather interesting. The Far Side: Two cave people sit at a table, in a cave, engrossed in what looks like a crystal ball fortune telling. The caption reads "If I get as big as Dad, won't my skin be too TIGHT?" Dennis The Menace: The Menace family sits around the table, having a meal. Dennis says to mom, "I see your little petrified skull... labeled and resting on a shelf somewhere." Dad continues eating.
August 14, 2023 at 4:38 PM
sammyorlowski.bsky.social
I feel like this is a good comic to introduce myself
August 14, 2023 at 12:20 PM
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trungles.com
Snow snow snow
Three comic panels of a young girl trudging through snow between two little houses, her breath visible in the chill winter air. Big, fluffy snow flakes float between the panels.
August 11, 2023 at 5:34 AM
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hannahlock.bsky.social
Recent pet portraits for Jocelyn.
August 9, 2023 at 5:59 PM