Sam
@sam1080.bsky.social
Fast Driver, Slow Thinker
Photo Maker, Craft Beer Drinker
I travel the world taking photos & collecting hats.
Photo Maker, Craft Beer Drinker
I travel the world taking photos & collecting hats.
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Sure was nice not having the stupidest fucking person on the planet be president for a few years
January 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sure was nice not having the stupidest fucking person on the planet be president for a few years
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I kinda think any man that can actually do this should be allowed to.
January 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I kinda think any man that can actually do this should be allowed to.
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The best thing you can do is starve Meta for revenue. Never click on or buy anything through their ads. Never pay for an ad to sell a product or advertise an event. Never do anything again that will put one cent in Mark Zuckerberg's pocket!
January 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The best thing you can do is starve Meta for revenue. Never click on or buy anything through their ads. Never pay for an ad to sell a product or advertise an event. Never do anything again that will put one cent in Mark Zuckerberg's pocket!
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The panther exhibit is temporarily closed. The screaming you hear is just the completely normal screaming the panther handler does.
January 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
The panther exhibit is temporarily closed. The screaming you hear is just the completely normal screaming the panther handler does.
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"You will be visited by three spirits this night. The first two will be a waste of your time, but that third one, holy shit..."
December 5, 2024 at 12:23 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits this night. The first two will be a waste of your time, but that third one, holy shit..."
The highlight of my evening is getting drunk and playing Wordle at 2am
December 22, 2024 at 7:58 AM
The highlight of my evening is getting drunk and playing Wordle at 2am
In this joyous season I’d like to offer a friendly reminder that I will immediately unfollow anyone who posts a pic of a birthday cake they baked for Jesus on Christmas.
#christmas #happyholidays #merrychristmas
#christmas #happyholidays #merrychristmas
December 22, 2024 at 7:40 AM
In this joyous season I’d like to offer a friendly reminder that I will immediately unfollow anyone who posts a pic of a birthday cake they baked for Jesus on Christmas.
#christmas #happyholidays #merrychristmas
#christmas #happyholidays #merrychristmas
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Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
December 20, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
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David Attenborough: Here we see the middle age male struggling to wrap gifts despite having just watched a tutorial on YouTube. See the vein on his forehead begin to throb as he throws down the wrapping paper. He let's out an instinctual roar and storms off in search of hot toddy.
December 19, 2024 at 1:25 PM
David Attenborough: Here we see the middle age male struggling to wrap gifts despite having just watched a tutorial on YouTube. See the vein on his forehead begin to throb as he throws down the wrapping paper. He let's out an instinctual roar and storms off in search of hot toddy.
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MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security
December 19, 2024 at 4:33 PM
MISSED CONNECTION: I was the guy who posed nude for your class. You were the math professor who called campus security
So how far into 2025 will #bluesky exist before #presidentmusk declares it a threat to national security and has it shut down? I’m guessing late April.
December 10, 2024 at 7:26 PM
So how far into 2025 will #bluesky exist before #presidentmusk declares it a threat to national security and has it shut down? I’m guessing late April.
One day in 1999 I took a typing test and immediately hit caps lock and held down the letter ‘I’ during the entire speed run. I learned I could type at 370 words per minute, only hampered by the tech power of the time. With modern computers I could be well into the thousands, I’m sure.
#typing
#typing
December 10, 2024 at 1:39 PM
One day in 1999 I took a typing test and immediately hit caps lock and held down the letter ‘I’ during the entire speed run. I learned I could type at 370 words per minute, only hampered by the tech power of the time. With modern computers I could be well into the thousands, I’m sure.
#typing
#typing
When was the last time you saw someone riding a Segway? It’s been years hasn’t it? I believe the #deepstate has quietly and systematically removed these folks from society.
#segway #conspiracy
#segway #conspiracy
December 10, 2024 at 1:34 PM
When was the last time you saw someone riding a Segway? It’s been years hasn’t it? I believe the #deepstate has quietly and systematically removed these folks from society.
#segway #conspiracy
#segway #conspiracy
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Snoopy's not telling you to kill he's just making dog noises, Charlie Brown.
December 7, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Snoopy's not telling you to kill he's just making dog noises, Charlie Brown.
All my stockings were hung with wonton disregard for societal norms. #happyholidays #christmas
December 8, 2024 at 5:08 PM
All my stockings were hung with wonton disregard for societal norms. #happyholidays #christmas
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Honestly kinda sick of people playing violins or bagpipes or any other non-rock instrument with rock poses. You're not fucking lead guitar for Poison, you've got a viola, calm tf down.
December 8, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Honestly kinda sick of people playing violins or bagpipes or any other non-rock instrument with rock poses. You're not fucking lead guitar for Poison, you've got a viola, calm tf down.
When people ask what the hell is wrong with me, I’m never sure if it’s a rhetorical question or a serious inquiry.
December 6, 2024 at 12:39 PM
When people ask what the hell is wrong with me, I’m never sure if it’s a rhetorical question or a serious inquiry.
Also, is eating a bald eagle a crime? Killing one certainly is, and I don't advocate that, but what if you like found a dead one on the side of the road and curiosity overtook you?
December 4, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Also, is eating a bald eagle a crime? Killing one certainly is, and I don't advocate that, but what if you like found a dead one on the side of the road and curiosity overtook you?
Donald Trump probably knows what bald eagles taste like..
December 4, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Donald Trump probably knows what bald eagles taste like..
November 26, 2024 at 4:16 PM
November 26, 2024 at 4:11 PM
When I see the sponsored content on Facebook, I automatically assume that everyone who reacts with the shocked emoji is an idiot and the laughing emoji is an asshole. The sheer number of reactions to this stupid shit is why I'm convinced the world is full of idiots and assholes.
#drunkmusings #fb
#drunkmusings #fb
November 21, 2024 at 10:05 AM
When I see the sponsored content on Facebook, I automatically assume that everyone who reacts with the shocked emoji is an idiot and the laughing emoji is an asshole. The sheer number of reactions to this stupid shit is why I'm convinced the world is full of idiots and assholes.
#drunkmusings #fb
#drunkmusings #fb
November 21, 2024 at 9:21 AM