salmonandsoup (he/him)
@salmonandsoup.bsky.social
Emmett || 27 || he/him || transmasc enby || autistic with C-PTSD || always about to mcfreakin lose it
Commissions are open! DM me for more info!
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Commissions are open! DM me for more info!
Join my Patreon at patreon.com/salmonandsoup !
❤️✨ - @maxusthemad
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Hey there, Bluesky! I'm taking art commissions!
I will gladly make your art dreams come true, be they canon characters from your favorite show, your OCs, ship art, memes—I'm down. DM me if you need more information or have questions!
#artcommissions #digitalart #lookingforwork #artcommissionsopen
I will gladly make your art dreams come true, be they canon characters from your favorite show, your OCs, ship art, memes—I'm down. DM me if you need more information or have questions!
#artcommissions #digitalart #lookingforwork #artcommissionsopen
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Have been tagged in to provide the reminder about traumatic video because of the Charlie Kirk shooting video going around!
1. Settings -> Content & Media, turn off "autoplay video"
2. Keep your device sound off while browsing so an accidental activation won't include the sound
1. Settings -> Content & Media, turn off "autoplay video"
2. Keep your device sound off while browsing so an accidental activation won't include the sound
September 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Have been tagged in to provide the reminder about traumatic video because of the Charlie Kirk shooting video going around!
1. Settings -> Content & Media, turn off "autoplay video"
2. Keep your device sound off while browsing so an accidental activation won't include the sound
1. Settings -> Content & Media, turn off "autoplay video"
2. Keep your device sound off while browsing so an accidental activation won't include the sound
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I am sincerely hands and knees begging people to do this.
The existential threat is getting pretty immense and it's not slowing down, not with the gov't *openly stating* that "consensual porn" is in the crosshairs.
*Please* call. Please write physical letters. Please keep the pressure on.
The existential threat is getting pretty immense and it's not slowing down, not with the gov't *openly stating* that "consensual porn" is in the crosshairs.
*Please* call. Please write physical letters. Please keep the pressure on.
This is one of those things btw where calling/mailing VISA et al and being as willfully dense as possible is an amazingly good idea.
Bring up everything you own that falls under the category 'fantasy.'
Bring up everything you own with cat ears.
Be a pedantic little fuck about ALL of it.
Bring up everything you own that falls under the category 'fantasy.'
Bring up everything you own with cat ears.
Be a pedantic little fuck about ALL of it.
Woke up to quite the update on this. I had been in contact with Payment Cloud about getting their service and they waited until now to hit me with the image below. Again, stringing me along instead of being upfront. They had seen my website multiple times before this.
September 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I am sincerely hands and knees begging people to do this.
The existential threat is getting pretty immense and it's not slowing down, not with the gov't *openly stating* that "consensual porn" is in the crosshairs.
*Please* call. Please write physical letters. Please keep the pressure on.
The existential threat is getting pretty immense and it's not slowing down, not with the gov't *openly stating* that "consensual porn" is in the crosshairs.
*Please* call. Please write physical letters. Please keep the pressure on.
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RIP Haru Urara.
The shining star of losers everywhere. #umamusume
The shining star of losers everywhere. #umamusume
September 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
RIP Haru Urara.
The shining star of losers everywhere. #umamusume
The shining star of losers everywhere. #umamusume
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September 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Rest in Peace, Haru Urara
September 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Rest in Peace, Haru Urara
emmanuel date everything hand in marriage please. please. devs you can't do this to me. you cannot give me a man with 3 minutes of dialogue and a gorgeous voice and expect me not to simp
if you like my art, my art commissions are open!
#dateeverything #dateeverythingemmanuel
if you like my art, my art commissions are open!
#dateeverything #dateeverythingemmanuel
August 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
emmanuel date everything hand in marriage please. please. devs you can't do this to me. you cannot give me a man with 3 minutes of dialogue and a gorgeous voice and expect me not to simp
if you like my art, my art commissions are open!
#dateeverything #dateeverythingemmanuel
if you like my art, my art commissions are open!
#dateeverything #dateeverythingemmanuel
#DateEverything has me by the goddamn BALLS—phenomenal game. I love all the characters dearly, but I, Ronaldini has captivated me recently. I did this for part of an art trade with pompadourcoco on Instagram!
If you like my work, my commissions are always open!
#ironaldini #artcommissionsopen
If you like my work, my commissions are always open!
#ironaldini #artcommissionsopen
August 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
#DateEverything has me by the goddamn BALLS—phenomenal game. I love all the characters dearly, but I, Ronaldini has captivated me recently. I did this for part of an art trade with pompadourcoco on Instagram!
If you like my work, my commissions are always open!
#ironaldini #artcommissionsopen
If you like my work, my commissions are always open!
#ironaldini #artcommissionsopen
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This page has a big button for you to email 20+ customer service departments at once with an (editable, if you like) prewritten letter. You can even do it from your phone! There's zero reason to not be participating in the pushback on this.
The Cartoonist Co-op stands against the censorship and pay discrimination of 18+, erotic, and NSFW artists.
Check the link below for our official statement, ways to take action, and resources.
cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...
Art by @greedygulo.bsky.social
Check the link below for our official statement, ways to take action, and resources.
cartoonist.coop/censorship-p...
Art by @greedygulo.bsky.social
July 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This page has a big button for you to email 20+ customer service departments at once with an (editable, if you like) prewritten letter. You can even do it from your phone! There's zero reason to not be participating in the pushback on this.
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I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary
August 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary
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got a bit carried away answering an anon about the recent wave of censorship hitting nsfw games and art, but i think i got my point across.
August 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
got a bit carried away answering an anon about the recent wave of censorship hitting nsfw games and art, but i think i got my point across.
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Cheat Sheet v.2
nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information
imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i
more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!
nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information
imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i
more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!
July 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Cheat Sheet v.2
nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information
imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i
more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!
nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information
imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i
more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money
MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!
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As far as I understand things, Mastercard has an earnings-call in a week or so.
Sure would be terrible if the big protests against their censorious overreach were still going on by then.
It'd be *so awful* if their shareholders began asking questions about what was going on.
Sure would be terrible if the big protests against their censorious overreach were still going on by then.
It'd be *so awful* if their shareholders began asking questions about what was going on.
a cartoon character with green hair and yellow eyes is making an angry face
Alt: Clara Valac, a green-haired anime demo girl, laughs evilly into the camera in a very silly-looking and unthreatening fashion
media.tenor.com
July 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
As far as I understand things, Mastercard has an earnings-call in a week or so.
Sure would be terrible if the big protests against their censorious overreach were still going on by then.
It'd be *so awful* if their shareholders began asking questions about what was going on.
Sure would be terrible if the big protests against their censorious overreach were still going on by then.
It'd be *so awful* if their shareholders began asking questions about what was going on.
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This could actually be amazing if the backs said "I cheat constantly" and "It's ok though, because I just kill them after"
July 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This could actually be amazing if the backs said "I cheat constantly" and "It's ok though, because I just kill them after"
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If you are still buying things this person makes, this is where your money goes. Maybe make today the day you stop funding her.
JK Rowling Women’s Fund should be a watershed moment for #HarryPotter fans
JK Rowling Women's Fund should be a wake-up call for Harry Potter fans
Amelia Hansford writes her thoughts around the newly created JK Rowling Women's Fund and why Harry Potter need to engage with her views.
www.thepinknews.com
May 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If you are still buying things this person makes, this is where your money goes. Maybe make today the day you stop funding her.
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I feel like we give too much credit to the inherent homoeroticism of things. In many cases, it's not inherently homoerotic at all, and only becomes so through serious and dedicated effort. People work hard to make that shit homoerotic, and frankly, sometimes the circumstances are NOT helping.
May 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I feel like we give too much credit to the inherent homoeroticism of things. In many cases, it's not inherently homoerotic at all, and only becomes so through serious and dedicated effort. People work hard to make that shit homoerotic, and frankly, sometimes the circumstances are NOT helping.
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This post remains ever-green.
May 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This post remains ever-green.
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The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"
May 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"
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I resent having to blow up decades of carefully thought-out pedagogy because some tech bros spent billions to invent a linguistic trash compactor.
Finally hit full in the face with Chat GPT generated final essays in one of my classes. I thought I had proofed things by requiring only sources from inside my course modules, citations, quotes, etc. but am seeing hallucinated citations (for book titles that don't exist). Unrelievedly depressing.
May 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I resent having to blow up decades of carefully thought-out pedagogy because some tech bros spent billions to invent a linguistic trash compactor.
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I've seen a lot of posts incorrectly say you have to call your reps about the SCREEN Act. while the Screen Act is definitely worth calling about, that is not what is being brought before the Senate on thursday
What you need to call your reps about is the "S.5260 Interstate Obscenity Definition Act"
What you need to call your reps about is the "S.5260 Interstate Obscenity Definition Act"
Well, here we go. The GOP has just introduced a bill to effectively outlaw all pornography.
The bill dismantles the Supreme Court's Miller Test for obscenity, removing provisions that the content be patently offensive to community standards.
dailycaller.com/2025/05/08/n...
The bill dismantles the Supreme Court's Miller Test for obscenity, removing provisions that the content be patently offensive to community standards.
dailycaller.com/2025/05/08/n...
EXCLUSIVE: New GOP Bill Seeks To Take Sledgehammer To Online Porn Industry
Congressional Republicans will introduce legislation Thursday that would severely crack down on internet pornography and upend the online porn industry.
dailycaller.com
May 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I've seen a lot of posts incorrectly say you have to call your reps about the SCREEN Act. while the Screen Act is definitely worth calling about, that is not what is being brought before the Senate on thursday
What you need to call your reps about is the "S.5260 Interstate Obscenity Definition Act"
What you need to call your reps about is the "S.5260 Interstate Obscenity Definition Act"
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It really is funny to me how comically evil Nintendo can be but gets a free pass because Haha look its Mario he was there for me when my parents were fighting
Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use", in bid to prevent piracy
www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-res...
www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-res...
May 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It really is funny to me how comically evil Nintendo can be but gets a free pass because Haha look its Mario he was there for me when my parents were fighting